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Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 247 of 447 of Bonesmith (House of the Dead, #1)
Gotta say, if I didn't read a version with funny annotations in it, I would have such a hard time continuing.

The fact alone that the magic system is so incredibly underdeveloped drives me mad. There's no rhyme or reason to what the characters are able or unable to achieve with their powers, or why they run out of magic at convenient plot points, while having random passive buffs other times.

Like, fuck off.
Sep 10, 2025 04:21PM Add a comment
Bonesmith (House of the Dead, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 209 of 419 of A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
THIS is what people are getting horny over? THIS?!
Aug 07, 2025 07:09AM Add a comment
A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 30% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)
It's actually ridiculous how good of a workout-audiobook this is
Apr 27, 2025 06:43AM Add a comment
The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 2 of 176 of Every Heart a Doorway (Wayward Children, #1)
Two pages in, and there's already so much more intention in the writing compared to other books on my current shelf, it's astonishing.
Apr 04, 2025 03:17AM Add a comment
Every Heart a Doorway (Wayward Children, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 41% done with Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)
Also the Institute just reads like one of those ultra-cringey alpha-male camps where MEN learn how to do MAN-THINGS like HUNTING and RULING and POLITICS. And the protagonist doesn't succeed because he's acting different from the rest, but because he's just better at those disciplines than they are. Which is ONLY the case because he's the fucking Ship of Theseus become man.
Apr 03, 2025 10:44AM 1 comment
Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 41% done with Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)
Full spoiler, but I don't care:

How is there any sort of commentary on a class system when the protagonist, who's supposed to break it, has to be externally modified in every conceivable way in order to prove that his class is not lesser than the ruling one?
There's so many references to him retaining abilities that are innate to his former life, but they don't make sense when his brain and muscles are not the same.
Apr 03, 2025 10:40AM Add a comment
Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 5% done with The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)
Re-Listen to prepare for Stormlight 5 and to have something to listen to while working out
Apr 02, 2025 05:34AM Add a comment
The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 20% done with The 5th Wave (The 5th Wave, #1)
Started listening to the audiobook, got to 20%, realized I'd seen some Reel about the movie that spoils the entire mystery of the story and now I loathe the thought of continuing the listen, because it's really not as interesting as to be able to make up for this knowledge :,D
So a DNF it is.
Mar 29, 2025 08:20AM Add a comment
The 5th Wave (The 5th Wave, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 21% done with Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)
I'm growing more and more perplexed by the popularity of this book
Mar 24, 2025 05:59AM Add a comment
Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 10% done with Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)
So... if the red tribes are this oppressed people, scraping by with bare necessities, why do 16-year olds sound like philosophers at least twice their age?
So many things already don't quite add up...
Mar 23, 2025 03:13PM Add a comment
Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 3% done with Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)
Developing a pet peeve with future-stuff just being two words mashed together to convey their meaning.
duroArmor, headTalk, horizonTram, all of them feel as though they try to invoke the same brand-image an iPod does. But in reality, I'm just left wondering if there are no competent marketing people in the future.
Mar 23, 2025 05:16AM 2 comments
Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 34% done with Sea of Tranquility
Somehow there's a weird vibe with novels describing authors and the publishing industry. As if they wanted to describe a book they really wanna write but don't have the required knowledge to do so, which oddly shows in the vague way the fictional authors talk about their fictional books.
Mar 19, 2025 04:39AM Add a comment
Sea of Tranquility

Kjaro
Kjaro is 18% done with Sea of Tranquility
I feel like there should be a rule for time travelers not to be massive, obvious idiots.
If somebody answered me "Far away, very far away" when I ask them where they're from, my immediate next question would be about the location of their time machine.
Mar 19, 2025 03:40AM Add a comment
Sea of Tranquility

Kjaro
Kjaro is 50% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
I was honestly a bit worried about this being a "stereotypical american dudebro gets trapped in fantasy land" with him being able to just dudebro his way out of every situation. But nope, Carl is learning? He's actually trying to adapt?
Mar 04, 2025 11:24PM Add a comment
Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 10% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
Okay so this is just gonna be "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" meets "Dungeons and Daddies", isn't it?
Mar 03, 2025 10:02AM Add a comment
Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 154 of 224 of The Prose Edda: Norse Mythology
I honestly cannot remember much from back when I read "Norse Mythology" but the more I read the actual source material, the more I am confused why HeWhoMustNotBeNamed felt like he needed to rewrite it? Was it solely to appease the gods of capitalism?
So many of the stories already work super well in a purely translated form. I know there's differences between translations, but this is a delightful one.
Mar 02, 2025 03:22PM Add a comment
The Prose Edda: Norse Mythology

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 305 of 347 of It Devours! (Welcome to Night Vale, #2)
Yay, things have come to pass as they were clearly implied to pass. Why are there still 50 pages left.
Feb 28, 2025 04:25AM Add a comment
It Devours! (Welcome to Night Vale, #2)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 181 of 347 of It Devours! (Welcome to Night Vale, #2)
You really have to be in the correct mood to read this.
I am, unfortunately, not. At this point I'm just getting frustrated by the amount of tangents the story goes on to bombard you with irrelevant, often contradictory worldbuilding.
I know whimsical surrealism is Nightvale's whole brand, but it's been almost 200 pages and the plot has barely progressed.
But hey, I now know what's up with postal workers?
Feb 25, 2025 01:30PM 2 comments
It Devours! (Welcome to Night Vale, #2)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 33 of 347 of It Devours! (Welcome to Night Vale, #2)
Okay so Nightvale-books are basically an ADHD-person trying to tell you a story while constantly getting distracted by weird little details. The main problem being, that Nightvale consists entirely of weird little details.

People have been in a coffee shop for two pages and I now know about Barista-only neighbourhoods, the routines of a scientist, time being weird and people's tendencies to form frenzied mobs.
Feb 18, 2025 12:29AM Add a comment
It Devours! (Welcome to Night Vale, #2)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 75% done with Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)
"If my heart had a dick, you would kick it" HOW IS GIDEON SO CREATIVE
Feb 14, 2025 01:06AM Add a comment
Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 66% done with Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)
"You look like a bucket of ass."
I hope to someday possess the amounts of rizz that Gideon is holding.
Feb 11, 2025 12:22AM Add a comment
Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 58 of 419 of A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
Sorry, but I'm having quite a hard time to sympathize with someone who has experienced nothing but the opposite of consequences to her actions
Feb 10, 2025 10:56AM Add a comment
A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 14 of 419 of A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)
Fourteen pages in, I hate every single character with a great passion
Feb 07, 2025 02:18PM 3 comments
A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 3 of 347 of It Devours! (Welcome to Night Vale, #2)
Three pages in and I'm slightly scared that my taste in storytelling might've changed outside the scope of Nightvale a bit
Feb 05, 2025 02:02AM Add a comment
It Devours! (Welcome to Night Vale, #2)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 300 of 480 of An Ember in the Ashes (An Ember in the Ashes, #1)
Ah yes, the age-old "Girls are so confusing"
Feb 03, 2025 02:38AM Add a comment
An Ember in the Ashes (An Ember in the Ashes, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is on page 200 of 480 of An Ember in the Ashes (An Ember in the Ashes, #1)
I'm actually baffled how easy it is for me to read this book, after having adjusted to stories that bank on your patience. Not used to knocking out 200 pages in one day
Jan 31, 2025 07:30AM Add a comment
An Ember in the Ashes (An Ember in the Ashes, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 33% done with Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)
I am repeating myself but damn. This was MEANT to be an audiobook. First time in ages I'm not switching to 2x speed.
Jan 22, 2025 11:39AM Add a comment
Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 90% done with The Three-Body Problem (Remembrance of Earth’s Past, #1)
Love that the only effort to keep the apocalypse at bay stems from the horrifying concept of being unemployed in a society that hates old people.
Jan 18, 2025 08:21AM Add a comment
The Three-Body Problem (Remembrance of Earth’s Past, #1)

Kjaro
Kjaro is 5% done with Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)
Not a re-read, but a re-listen because jeezus fucking christ the audiobook is so good
Jan 15, 2025 01:55AM 2 comments
Gideon the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #1)

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