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A happy ending?! Didn't see THAT one coming from page 3...

Thanks to the fabulous Sh3lly, Water for Alien Were-Dinos (or E.T., the Extra Tentacle) is now available in both PDF and Mobi. Mr. Holder is grateful for her technical acumen. Copies are free (because no sane person pays for this).

After hearing about my experience with alien smut, my friend Rod Holder decided to take a stab at the genre. He has given me permission to freely share his short story, “Water for Alien Were-Dinos (or E.T., the Extra Tentacle)”. This story is not suitable for under 18s and is awful.

If you'd like a PDF, just send me your email.

Oh, Louisa...you careless little scamp.

"Her spirits wanted the solitude and silence which only numbers could give." Apropos as I read this on a bus...

I'm realizing that averaging 4 hours of sleep per night isn't particularly conducive to coherent thought or productivity at work, though it is an excellent way to induce substance-free hallucinations. At least, I hope that's what explains the talking sandwich on my desk.

If anyone has any toddler chloroform I can borrow, it would be greatly appreciated. Payment will be in the form of a talking sandwich.

Hmmm...still waiting for this to get interesting...losing hope in that happening.

Wowzers...that turned dark in a hurry.

Poor Druids...always getting the shaft.

Jeez...these are some harsh game simulations. Remind me NOT to pay for the privilege of getting killed in a desert...

What do we call a love triangle when there are four people involved? A love square? A love quadrangle? A paraloveagram?

Spoiler alert: I think Wolverine dies in this.

I love the fact that, even in a dystopian environment, the black magic that is coffee brings comfort to the masses.

Fuel me, Dark Mistress, with your hand-shaking deliciousness.

That was one lengthy elevator ride...

I think it's weird that our politicians no longer resolve disputes via duels. I miss that.

All right, is there a reason there's not a superhero team based on George Washington, James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, and John Jay? Because if there's not, we need to rectify that. Posthaste.

Huge thanks to Melissa for inviting me to do a Q&A on her fantastic blog--check it out! http://melissa413readsalot.blogspot.c...

This is proving to be an excellent literary palate cleanser after my ill-advised foray into alien erotica. Sitting down is still a little rough.

What kind of crappy ice planet doesn't have decent hot chocolate? Or any hot chocolate, for that matter?

(Yup...that's my status update in the midst of rampant weird alien sex. Deal with it.)

My son is like the Magneto of chocolate pudding. Watch yourself, Fassbender.

First of all, I can't believe the gaggle of Aussie gal pals talked me into this.

Second, thus far, minimal sexy times. Lots of unfriendly and ungentlemanly treatment by basketball-headed aliens and unwashed ladies making potty time in a bucket.

Hmmmm. Just...hmmm.

I think I have the ideal present for the characters in this book:

...and I've officially dipped my toe into the manga pool. Still trying to get used to this right-to-left reading thing...