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Ice Planet Barbarians (Ice Planet Barbarians #1)

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You'd think being abducted by aliens would be the worst thing that could happen to me. And you'd be wrong. Because now, the aliens are having ship trouble, and they've left their cargo of human women - including me - on an ice planet.

And the only native inhabitant I've met? He's big, horned, blue, and really, really has a thing for me...
Kindle Edition, 188 pages
Published April 3rd 2015 by Ruby Dixon
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Sean Gibson
Aug 13, 2015 rated it liked it
Anyone who knows me knows that this is not the type of book I normally read. How, then, do I come to be reviewing it? Well, therein lays a tale…

It all started innocently enough one night as I flipped idly through a dog-eared copy of The Collected Poems of John Keats, my eyes full of starry daydreams (even though it was nighttime). I heard a strange sound, felt my limbs grow heavy, my eyelids droop, and…

The next thing I remember is groggily waking up to the sensation of something not-so-gently p
Jessica Edwards
Aug 06, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Well...that was different xD
Val ⚓️ Shameless, Skanky, and B*tchy ⚓️ Steamy Reads
So two words:

1) Parasites
2) And horns

And, well, yeah.

Review to come, off to binge on the next one.
As part of my 2016 reading challenge with the MacHalo group, I needed to read a book out of my comfort zone. Alien smut, which seems to be popular alongside monster porn for some reason, is definitely out of my comfort zone. I was hoping that at least it would deliver in the humor department, and it really did.

We begin our story on an alien spaceship where our hero, Georgie (a girl), is being held in a cell with a bunch of other kidnapped women, waiting to be taken to another planet for sale...
Helen 2.0
Aug 05, 2017 rated it it was amazing
10/10 would bang a blue alien.

And don't deny it!
Mar 25, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: erotica
I loved Vektal, a barbaric hero and leader of the tribe. He's drop-dead gorgeous when he goes crazy about his mate, even though I was annoyed when they can't communicate and I had to translate what the heroine says all the time, and it was so hard to do so. I liked the setting nevertheless, it's full of toe-curling scenes when I read in public and covered my face with my kindle, pretending to concentrate on the content.

The story is short, so short that it doesn't progress much. They meet. They m
Nov 04, 2015 rated it really liked it

3.5 Stars!
Kelly (and the Book Boar)
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Allow me to express my feelings with a dance . . .

In case you aren’t aware, I’m friends with a bunch of freaks. Go read their reviews if you want words – or stay here for the pictureshow.

All Georgie wanted to do after a hard day at work was go home, eat her Lean Cuisine and catch some zzzzzzzs. Unfortunately some little green men had a different idea in mind . . . .

Palm Springs commercial photography

Georgie wakes up to find
Sophia Triad
Feb 18, 2017 rated it really liked it
That was fun!

I absolutely love the theme “Alien Males fall in love and mate Earth Brides”. Thus, I really do not understand why it took me so long to start the Ice Planet Barbarians series and join this space party. No excuse besides the fact that time flies and I have a “To Be Read” book list with the height of Kilimanjaro.

In the first book, Georgie has been abducted from her warm bed while she was sleeping and she wakes up at a cargo ships full of disgusting aliens merchants/ traffickers and
Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)*
PopSugar Challenge 2015 SPILLOVER (because I am a challenge failure, oops.)

Category: A book a friend recommended (Shout out to Future-Gurl)

3 Ridged-for-her-pleasure Stars

A review in contradiction:

Wherein the Vampire Ninja’s enjoyment of smut battles her logic system.(We’ll call it “ovaries” vs. “brain”.)

Brain: What the ever-loving HELL?? Why the fuck does this “smut” commence with a very brutal and largely overlooked rape scene?? Not to mention a blasé “oh and it happened once more before th
Monty Cupcake ☠ Queen of Bloodshed ☠
A sort of buddy read with the MacHalo Ladies.

This made me laugh and it was practically Tolstoy in quality after reading Mounted by a Monster: Werepuffer (it was a horrible book). The freakiest part - there was an actual plot and story. A Tingler story is 25 pages or less, while this was 152 pages of freaky aliens. In case you were wondering about the aliens in this book, there are three types. A) short, little green men with giant pupil-less eyes; very smart, little brawn. B) NBA players tall (7
Nenia ✨ Queen of Literary Trash, Protector of Out-of-Print Gems, Khaleesi of Bodice Rippers, Mother of Smut, the Unrepentant, Breaker of Convention ✨ Campbell

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🎃 Read for the Unapologetic Romance Readers Halloween 2017 Reading Challenge for the category of: a romance about aliens 🎃

I love my romance reading friends, but sometimes they lead me astray. Take my first foray into the Alexa Riley novels, which read like the manuscripts of a bad porno featuring a hero who wouldn't be out of place in an episode of Criminal Minds in which the cops discover a human breeding farm in his basement. Or, take the
Sep 30, 2015 rated it really liked it
When I picked up this book, my only thought was that I wanted to try something a bit different from what I normally read. I've heard good things about this Alien-Human romance book from my GR friends and it sounded intriguing, but to be honest, I didn't know what to expect from it. Turned out, it was so cute and funny as hell! It's been awhile since I read anything that made me laugh so hard tears run down my face! I was completely hooked from the moment I started reading the first page. As I re ...more
Jennymort ♔ The Dark Lordette ♔ House of Slytheread
Apr 11, 2017 rated it really liked it
Recommends it for: For my Science Ladies. *wink*
Recommended to Jennymort ♔ The Dark Lordette ♔ House of Slytheread by: Casey

So.... SO. Good lord. I don't really even know what to write for my review. So I shall give you a list as to why you need to read and find out about the following:

→Spur (Fuck yes.) Check.
→Ridges. (Oh baby.) Check.
→Horns (Handlebars) Check.
→ Long playful tail. *Shivers* Check.
7 foot tall Blue-FUCKING-Alien-Stud-Muffins Check check check.
→ Huge nether regions. *rips paper from huge check mark*

→ Awesome presents and hellos! (wiggles eyebrows) Check and Check.


That's all you're getting from me.
Dino-Jess ✮ The Book Eating Dinosaur ✮
Aug 12, 2015 rated it really liked it
Recommended to Dino-Jess ✮ The Book Eating Dinosaur ✮ by: Simply Sam ツ
I love a bit of alien smut!

And this was everything I wanted and more.

The start of the story is a little stagnant, but once Vektal meets Georgie and they become, how shall we say it, acquainted, things really pick up steam and the story shoots its wad into orbit.

"I've found an alien that likes to eat pussy as a greeting."

Vektal was awesome. He is basically an alien cave man. I really enjoyed his sides of the story, he may be seven feet tall with a giant ridged penis, but he has a heart of go
Cece ❀Rants, Raves &Reviews❀
Aliens!!!! To be perfect frank I loved this series wayy more than I should've. Vektal discovers this strange pale thing that doesn't speak proper language

"You will stay here,” I tell her. “I’ll hunt something for you to eat.”
She babbles something in her weird language. “Hly sht thse thngs r hugednt leev me!”

To be honest it was pretty entertaining having Vektal trying to figure out the language while you were also breaking down whatever Georgie was gibbering about. Georgie was cute and had an
Jacqueline's Reads
Dec 05, 2016 rated it it was amazing
5 Stars < --- I’m NOT EVEN KIDDING

I’ve read some pretty out there books, but this one… I don’t even have words.

If you are curious like I was, just try it. I don’t even know why I picked this one up. Oh, I remember I was in an Author’s group and she read the whole series and I was thinking to myself, seriously?! But it was on Kindle Unlimited so WHY NOT?

Look past the cheesy cover and the title, I promise you, it’s a good read.

This is a sci-fi, smut fantasy read and it was pure amaze balls.

Ellen Gail
I feel like there’s an alien bingo card somewhere that just got checked off. Horns? Check. Tail? Check. Crazy-ass cock? Check check check.

Do you ever see all your friends reading something and you're like, okay I want to be a cool kid and read it too since they all love it? But then you look closer and it's a human alien romance? With a super cheesy cover featuring a blue dude? And it's also a human alien romance? Called Ice Planet Barbarians?

Y'all know I love sexy stuff, but I was super skept
 ⚔ Sh3lly - Grumpy Name-Changing Wanderer ⚔
Edited: 15 FEB 2016

Who am I kidding? I can't give a book in this series two stars!!! Upping my original rating to three. This is the best alien-human romance/smut I've ever read and the series ONLY GETS BETTER. This was the weakest one!

Original review:

Some female humans are abducted by bad aliens and taken from Earth. Bad aliens intend to sell the humans on the galactic black market. The bad aliens' ship has mechanical issues and the slaves are dumped on a cold unfriendly planet where a blue hor
Jennifer Kyle
"Yesterday? I didn't believe in aliens. But that was yesterday."

Alex ☣ Deranged KittyCat ☣
3.5 stars

Well, well, well. Here is a series I've seen a lot around GR. Every once in a while a blue man barbarian appears on my home feed. After the Forced Submission series, I was a bit reluctant to read erotica again, but Ruby Dixon has just the right amount of smuttiness and romance. And she has a story that definitely got my attention.

Georgie and a few other young women are abducted by aliens, to be sold into prostitution or something of the sort (it is not clearly specified... they might be
~Nichole~  Sizzling Pages Romance Reviews
I'm simply blown away at how much I loved this sexy and sweet Sci fi read. I haven't loved a couple getting to know each other this much since Ehd and Beth in Transcendence. I loved the language barrier because I laughed out loud every time they tried to talk.. They made it work. And oh man Vektal he's absolutely the most perfect type of hero. Its almost unheard of to find guys in books anymore that are 100% all about providing and pleasing and protecting their woman. He just had me swooning and ...more
Jessica Gadziala
Apr 05, 2017 rated it really liked it
Okay, I know. Strange choice for me. But I have been in the WORST book slump for months and I have started and given up on several romances, making me a super unhappy bibliophile. So I figured, what the fuck, let's go completely nuts and read an alien romance!

So here we are.

NOW- I have no triggers but there are things I HATE in books: "Mating" to "make babies" (ick), annoyingly caveman alphas (the ones who bark "MINE!" and do "everything in their power to possess her"), rape described on the pag
Jul 22, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: fantasy-romance
Excellent alien smut, brain candy. Looking for great world building and character development? Don't look here. Hilarious, light, fun. Pure escapist loveliness! This was very readable. I usually have a limited tolerance for PNR or whatever genre you want to call this-I really liked the way the narrative was not only female, being split between the two main characters. This is one series I plan to continue.
I can't believe I read it so fast!

Yup, it's pretty funny at times and easy to read. The plot itself is pretty silly, but well, I knew what I was getting into when I started it.

Still, it was a cute, fast, easy read. It's worth a try.
Feb 01, 2016 rated it really liked it
Recommended to Sarah by: Jilly
Buddy read with Aly

It hasn't been a great week for Georgie, first she gets abducted by aliens who want to sell her as a sex slave, then when the alien ship starts having technical problems, they abandon her and all the other female prisoners on a snow covered planet. The women have no food and very little in the way of clothing, they're terrified and traumatised and it's up to Georgie to try and figure out a solution for them. They have no idea if the alien ship will return for them, and to be h
Feb 23, 2016 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: fantasy, romance

I didn't know for sure what to expect when I started reading this book, but starting definitely was one of my best decision. I started reading last evening and finished it same night. I just couldn't put this book down! Yes, I do have big bags under my eyes, but there is also a big smile on my face. So, I suppose I don't mind first one.

I don't remember from which person I read review about this book, but whoever you are thank you so much!!!

The story start when Georgie find out that she
So, I've got my arm twisted to read this human/alien erotica. Kidding!
Ok, in all honesty I don't think I can write a coherent review about this when all I read the entire time is sex and sex and more sex. I think at some point, the word sex was the only thing my brain can recognize.
And if I were a male too, I would've sported a hard on the whole time reading this.
There's hardly a story in it but the main male character, Vektal, has captured my heart. Yes, he may like polishing (our heroine's) p*
Well, I finally did it.

For the 2016 MACHALO READING CHALLENGE I had to read a book out of my comfort zone.
These smut reading MacHalo ladies, plus a few others that I won't name, have been pressuring me to read this series for almost a full year now. I finally broke down and decided to give it a try. I couldn't think of anything better to fit that "out of my comfort zone" category because, let's face it, I'm a pervert and not many things are out of my comfort zone.

Anyway, I don't enjoy reading ab
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Ruby Dixon is the secret penname of a New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author. As Ruby, she writes sexy barbarian aliens, grumpy shifters, and domineering bikers.
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Other books in the series

Ice Planet Barbarians (1 - 10 of 16 books)
  • Barbarian Alien (Ice Planet Barbarians, #2)
  • Barbarian Lover (Ice Planet Barbarians, #3)
  • Barbarian Mine (Ice Planet Barbarians, #4)
  • Barbarian's Prize (Ice Planet Barbarians, #5)
  • Barbarian's Mate (Ice Planet Barbarians, #6)
  • Barbarian's Touch (Ice Planet Barbarians, #7)
  • Barbarian's Taming (Ice Planet Barbarians, #8)
  • Barbarian's Heart (Ice Planet Barbarians, #9)
  • Barbarian's Hope (Ice Planet Barbarians, #10)
  • Barbarian's Choice (Ice Planet Barbarians, #11)
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