Ice Planet Barbarians Quotes

“It wasn’t a monster come to eat me. It was this monster. Who’s come to eat me out.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“And then I want to weep. To think I haven’t dressed properly for alien abduction.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“I know there is no finer thing than your dew on my tongue.” Dew? We’d have to talk about love words in the future.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“A Great Dane can still make a Chihuahua pregnant,” Liz points out. “Guess which one you are.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“From now until my spirit departs this plane, there shall be none for me but her.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“You ever see Star Wars? The original ones?” “Don’t tell me—” “Yep. It looks like we landed on fucking Hoth. Except I see two itty bitty suns and a huge-ass moon.” “Not Hoth,” Liz yells. “It was the sixth planet from its sun, and I don’t recall it having a moon.” “Okay, nerd,”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“And it does not matter what any eyes think of her but mine . . . and to me, she is the most wonderful, most attractive, and most compelling of creatures.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“I feel like there’s an alien bingo card somewhere that just got checked off. Horns? Check. Tail? Check. Crazy-ass cock? Check, check, check.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“She is making me resonate. She is mine.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“This is my mate. I resonate for her.” As if on cue, his chest starts to vibrate, the thick, steady purr jiggling my cheek. “She is beautiful to me. Different, but beautiful nevertheless.” He brushes his fingers through my hair. “I have seen her bravery, her spirit, and her will. She has trusted me when she has no reason to. She has given me her body when she has no khui to compel her. And it does not matter what any eyes think of her but mine . . . and to me, she is the most wonderful, most attractive, and most compelling of creatures.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Her flesh is almost completely hairless, save for the long, braided locks on her crown and a small tuft between her thighs that’s revealed as I pull her leathers from her. I snort with amusement at that small tuft. Adorable. Adorable and nonsensical.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“I’m not going to die yet, and a strange guy with horns is determined to give me oral pleasure. It’s just that . . . out of all the worst-case scenarios I’ve come up with since being abducted by aliens, being licked until I come isn’t anywhere on the list.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Human men give the woman they want to mate a very special gift.”

“Oh?” He sits up taller.

I nod authoritatively. “A replica of his penis made out of leather or wood, or bone. So she can try him out and see if she likes what he brings to the table.” You’re welcome, Kira.

Instead of looking shocked, Aehako ponders this. “I do have a nice cock.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“I love every ounce of her strange body, even if she is furless and tailless.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“This is not normal.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“To be fair, I thought he couldn’t make me pregnant if it was interspecies sex.”

“A Great Dane can still make a Chihuahua pregnant,” Liz points out. “Guess which one you are.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Sleep,” I tell the hunters. “We will leave at dawn of the second sun.”

The men scatter, though I doubt any of them will be able to sleep. They will be dreaming of flat-faced human women with third nipples and welcoming bodies.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Ah. My thumb strokes over her full mouth. “And because my cock makes you cry out with such pleasure?” The pink deepens, and she ducks her head. “Ohjeez,” she says in her language. Then in mine, “Let us keep such talk between us.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Oh shit,” Liz says. “That’s what held her up. Alien nookie.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Really, for a big barbarian, he’s being the perfect gentleman.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“I went to sleep, and from there, shit got weird.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Once she is strong and we can share more words, she will see what I have been trying to tell her. Then she will spread those soft, pink thighs for me again, and I will have her on my tongue. I will bury my cock inside her and feel the resonance reverberate between both of us.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“I trace my fingers down her soft cheek. Does she not realize? Anywhere she goes, I will gladly follow. She is my heart, my resonance, my soul. My mate. It grieves me she is so miserable here, with me.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Weak tongues, weak eyes, weak bodies,” I murmur, enjoying the look of irritation on Georgie’s face. It’s such a pleasure to be able to speak to her—really speak to her—and to tease her. “Weak in many, many places . . . but a delicious cunt.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Who did this to you?” I ask.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“To think I haven’t dressed properly for alien abduction.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“I’ve found an alien that likes to eat pussy as a greeting.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Eyethnkthyr dewinnit,” whispers a voice on the other side of the room. “Dunlook,” says another. “Gohbcktewsleep.” “Eyebeteez gotta monstrdick!”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“Up until yesterday, I, Georgie Carruthers, never believed in aliens.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians

“And then I am shocked anew as my khui resonates inside me. My inward being, which has lain dormant for so long, which recognizes no mate amongst my people? It vibrates and sings at the sight of this new creature. I stare at it.”
― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians