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I see a lot of myself in Arthur...which makes me an antisocial Luddite.

I can't decide if this seems stilted because I'm noticing every instance where lyrics get worked in, or if it's just kind of stilted.

If I ever have to die, which I don't plan to, I would like to be boiled with both butter and sugar. That sounds nice.

Note to self: bad idea to have eaten that Three Musketeers bar right before reading the Marquis de Sade section...

Is it weird that all of these enervating, negatively driven descriptions of corn fields is making me really want some corn?

Pretty typical Morrison experience thus far: occasionally amusing, sometimes thought-provoking, sporadically pretentious, mostly confusing.

How in the hell does one ski up and down hills with a broken arm!? These guys are way tougher than I am. Then again, so is tissue paper...

Guess I need to start thinking about which food I'll be comparing this to in my review...though it may say more about me than I'd like to admit that I keep writing food-related reviews about a series that routinely features cereal, er, serial killers.

Been contemplating taking the plunge on The Camelot Shadow? Now's the time, cats and kittens--it's on sale for $2.99 for some length of time TBD across all major ebook platforms (Amazon, iBooks, Kobo, etc.). So, check it out--heck, give it a buddy read.

Standard rules apply to GR friends: if you feel the need to eviscerate it, all I ask is that you make the takedown funny.

Doom asking Strange to help him save the tormented soul of his mother is an absolutely brilliant story idea. Well played, Roger Stern.

Last one of these gang, I promise! You've got until midnight tonight to get your 99-cent copy of The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple, so act fast! You won't reget the purchase (much). https://www.amazon.com/Chronicle-Helo...

I would totally not have survived this mission. I'm pretty sure I couldn't eat every single part of a reindeer just to get calories in my stomach...I draw the line at eating eyelid fat. And brains.

There's still time to snag your 99-cent copy of The Chronicle of Heloise and Grimple, but if you don't act soon, you'll miss your chance and most likely spiral into the darkest pit of despair, never to be whole again. And no one wants that.

More info and the link to purchase can be found here: https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...

I made a lot of crazy promises about something exciting the other day, and here's where I come through: for a limited time only, The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple is on sale for...wait for it...99 CENTS! More info here: https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...

Check it out. You'll thank me. Or hate me.

Mark your calendars, friends, because something special will be happening on Wednesday...

What is it, you ask? Are you going to put on those awesome red boots again?

Well, no.

Damn. Well, then, are you going to give us a deal on the awesomeness that is The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple in the form of a limited-time only crazy sale offer?

Could just be, dear readers...stay tuned. Details to come.

Holmes AND Dracula allusions...why am I not liking this more?

In honor of Valentine's Day, here's my favorite fictional couple: https://www.goodreads.com/questions/9...

(This should tell you a lot with respect to my feelings about Valentine's Day...)

Reading this is making me want to get out a star chart.

This is some seriously mature audiences Green Arrow. I don't think this dude hangs out with Superman...

Props for that subtle Rush shout out, Chabon.

Thank goodness these Norwegians are a hearty breed; I would have wussed out on this mission big time.

Fire trolls tougher than dragons? Pffft. This Mikey guy has been smoking some serious pipe leaf.

Off to a solid start...

I kind of wish I knew someone to whom I could bring random hunks of snake poop so he could tell me what kind of snake produced it. That's a handy guy to know...even if I probably wouldn't want to touch his hand.

I love it when Waid just nails a character.

Hey, Michael Chabon's grandfather--don't feel bad about rocking the socks/sandals combo; I did the same thing my entire freshmen year of college.

Granted, I was a dumb college kid and you were an old man who should know better, but still...I feel you.

Every time I see something about heavy water, all I can think about is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj-YZ...