Jasper ~ What a merry way to rot > Recent Status Updates

Having a sleepover with two of our friends and we're all back in our Creepypasta phase so we're watching Marble Hornets, eating waffles and going through the Proxy Trials on Quotev again

So, when I went in to get my ears pierced, the people in the back were talking about women, it somehow turned to porn, and particularly loud was this little tidbit:
"You know, funny enough, most of the guys who do that stuff have to do gay porn before they can do the straight stuff-"

Accidentally put on The Used at 33 instead of 45 rpm and it sounded kinda cool-

I look kinda Masc today and I wasn't even trying

So, apparently my dad kicked someone in the face to Thank You For the Venom during a mosh pit-
right on ‘load’ (Hallelujah lock and load)

The random things you learn while sitting in the car, waiting for your stepmom to get out of Dollar Tree-

Impromptu spa night with my little sistersssss
https://jmp.sh/IZ7hBalP

Just randomly remembered the two times my 5'1, child-looking, unemployed ass got mistaken for a worker somewhere
Once was at Hot Topic, where the social anxiety kicked in and the lady didn't seem to understand the numerous ways I told her that I didn't work there (my grandma had to step in and help, I was stuttering too bad)
And the other at the Smithsonian (I was wearing an MCR tee idk-)

'•.¸♡ pre-review ♡¸.•'

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These books bring me so much nostalgia, I read the first part of the collection in the 5th grade, forgot it existed, got reminded of it a few years ago when I got my own copy, and now the new manga shop had a copy of the second part! I can't wait, the first one was so cute!
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This pisses me off. Author really said 'fuck diversity, everyone should look the same' (also super random but one of the girls looks like knockoff Mitsuri)

...so, I woke up to hear what sounded like my little sister saying 'stillborn child' in Japanese-
I only know what that is because my friend named his OC Mizuko

If y'all ever wanna know what dying feels like, try throwing up with only a can of Arizona tea in your system. It feels like you're drowning, tastes like microwaved death, and looks like a cartoon

I ADDED DISREIGN TO MY SHOEZZZZZZ

I know damn well that I’m a little emo gremlin…
But also I’m currently bundled up on the couch after a hot shower with a mug of tea, a scented candle, tiramisu and a hallmark movie and wondering if this is what heaven feels like

Guyliner >>>>>>>>

If anyone was wondering (which I doubt) this is what my voice sounds like:
https://voca.ro/13FmtxLSugv1

Finally whipped out the Frank Iero pfp for the season (this face- this facial expression is just perfection-)

I fucking love the vocaloid community.
While the real Yohio would likely never cover Cancer (MCR, not TøP, the og is superior) one of my favorite producers (who was already one of my favorite producers) made of cover of the song using YOHIOloid and it just makes me so happy

“What’re you listening to?”
Me, not wanting to explain that ai’m listening to a Swedish visual metal band with Japanese lyrics and a drag queen as the frontman: “…Cavetown”

My little sister just walked up to me and said "for ideas, I could be a lab rat. For other ideas, I could just be a rat."
(She's four)

Some might say 'she's defrosting'
I say 'pass the Gift Wrapped, we're listening to My Chemical Romance'

ONRE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS JUST PUT OUT AN EP (please listen, they’re criminally underrated)
https://open.spotify.com/album/5u1ShZ...

I was trying yo explain the difference between haunting and possession and then started questioning my life-
Anyways, promised that friend a PowerPoint presentation on it

a conversation with myself:
"I hope they play Hot to Go!
"Jax, it's the Thanksgiving Parade-"
The marching band during the parade:

I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF THIS-

Refreshing the converse with Atlas!!!!!!!
https://i.postimg.cc/Jzs9myVw/IMG-022...

My ex-boyfriend (when we were still dating): “I like girls with a little extra weight on them”

Me, a dude, seven pounds underweight (which looks different because I’m 5’1): “e x q u e e z e m e”

EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO THE PANDA CHOPSTICK HOLDER
https://i.postimg.cc/PrXcxvzx/image.jpg

Totally haven’t been eating the same bowl of curry for almost two hours…

I can't be the only one who cries whenever they watch Coco, right...?
Fuuuuuuuuck-