Jasper ~ What a merry way to rot > Recent Status Updates

So, I had a comment be removed on TikTok that just read “…binders?”
As in, three ring binders ‘cause apparently someone’s school banned them.
It got appealed but wtf

I hate using oil pastels, but…
https://i.postimg.cc/FF37jGHS/IMG-005...

So… we just did a lockdown at school bc someone threatened violence

I hope people realize that if I challenge you to a fight, there’s no way I’m serious
I’m an angry little emo twink, you can just drop kick me and I’ll fucking shatter like a porcelain doll

The one correct midnight snack
https://i.postimg.cc/yNh4jr1R/image.jpg

If y’all wanna know weird shit about me, I got some:
1: I once tried to pull a push door and simultaneously walk through it… in my own house
2: When I get lonely, down or stressed to a certain degree, I choke myself for the mood boost
3: I regularly snack on dry, uncooked pasta… one triangular noodle bit broke off today and I turned it into Bill Cipher
4: I bonked my head on a table as a kid and have a scar still

It has come to my attention that a helluva lot of people don’t know how to use the word ‘would’.
Especially on Character AI.
‘Would’ is meant to be used when something could possibly happen, or is going to happen in the future.
IF SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING IN THE MOMENT, STOP SAYING THAT THEY ‘WOULD BE STARING’ OR ‘WOULD BE TALKING’. PLEASE.

Smashing Pumpkins is so much better on recording than live… all I got out of it when they opened for Green Day is ‘Nosferatu looking dude who sounds like he got kicked in the balls’
Instrumentally, it was great, but the vocals killed it

There’s been so much shit happening this week…
First, one of the seniors commits on Sunday and everyone’s grieving Monday,
Then there’s a shooting threat Tuesday and someone gets a wood chip inside their foot,
Now there’s even more drama than usual on here… at this rate I’ma hiatus for a while

May or may not be obsessed with my lockscreen… https://i.postimg.cc/3wMMF04y/IMG-000...

Fuck it, more Smule… super proud of this
https://www.smule.com/sing-recording/...

I promise I have good reason I keep poofing… I’ve been doing this… so much screaming…
https://www.smule.com/sing-recording/...

WHY THE FUCK DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE STEVEN UNIVERSE GAVE US THIS ABSOLUTE ANTHEM-
https://open.spotify.com/track/7nFmED...

If you thought I was a human being, you have been woefully misinformed

I am actually three possums in a raincoat, all of which have ADHD and also need to consult each other and the nearest lesbian raccoon before being able to correctly operate a toaster oven

So… up until a few minutes ago there was a bat in the kitchen-
It’s frickin’ bats

YOU GUYSSSS I HAVE AN AUDITION FOR MEAN GIRLSSSS

So…. I have bat wings rn because somebody at a music festival decided to give me these sweet inflatable wings

Also ran into about everyone trying to walk through the crowd that gathered for Kittie with these things strapped to me

https://i.postimg.cc/XvTMvJhB/445-A5-...

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SHARK
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP81bTsVv/

Something random I remembered:
Back in middle school, the nurse never believed that I was sick… meanwhile, I was freezing (most people were wearing short sleeves that day and I was in a winter coat) and visibly shaking, having just puked in the bathroom, and she just glared at me like ‘this kid istg’ and was just overall NASTY (only to me tho, maybe she doesn’t like emos)

Jokes on her, I had Covid

I'm too gay for "no homo" so I'ma start saying "no hetero"

If you people wanna fight, please don’t do it in my updates…
I’ll even make a group for you to settle your differences, but please, trying to keep it positive over here…

Istg this site is exhausting

If I published the book I’m writing, would anybody read it? It involves lesbians and a serial killer who uses dating sites to find victims

Y’ALL THIS YEAR’S SCHOOL PLAY IS FUCKING MEAN GIRLS

So, my little sister had six marshmallows this morning and is still riding the sugar high…
Halp-

Ngl I kinda love this look (don’t mind the crispy-ass sunburn on my face)
https://i.postimg.cc/x8Gb9YXn/image.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/PfbLpXqk/A053-C4...

RETURN OF THE DUMBASS

Also I tooootally didn’t almost pass out the first day of band camp because I needed more food in my system… totally… seriously, that shit requires a lot of energy and therefore a lot of food, I was lucky they brought snacks out

So, I probably won’t get on the next week or so, I have band camp and it’s from 9-8

If I don’t return, I probably died of dehydration

I dunno how it takes gay shipping two plastic rubber ducks from a game about house renovation and unironically considering writing fanfiction about them for me to start questioning the inner workings of my brain-

They ain’t even sentient-

Hey, C.ai, care to explain WHAT about NICO DI-FUCKING-ANGELO didn’t ‘meet your guidelines!?