Jasper ~ What a merry way to rot > Recent Status Updates

Me trying to record a Vocaroo, giving the performance of my life, only for it not to save: 🤡

Ok, so, I have the ability to take a really stupid profile picture right now…
Should I?

holy shit. HOLY SHIT.

Okay, so, no more complaints about the prose, that got cleaned up REAL quick. It's beautifully laid out, love how it shifts to a more conversational feel in Evelyn's perspective, and the spice is just the right amount of spicy, where it's like 'Oh, yeah, we fucked' without getting deeply into it.

HOWEVER, THIS:

damn cover doesn't COVER it

Y'ALL I'M MAKING A CLOAK TONIGHT

anyone else ever just... forget they exist for a while?
like, you're sitting there, and you're just like "Oh. Yeah. I'm a human being. I'm not just witnessing the world crumble, I'm here in it."

So, I really like The Sims, and I've played as soon many different families, but there was this one playthrough...
I was just kinda chilling as.... well, myself, in-game, and I wanted to make Hatsune Miku. All the starter houses were full, so I shoved her in with my character...

fast-forward one age-up and I'm married to Miku and caught her inadvertently listening to herself

So, I’m chatting with an AI, getting some ideas to use for an OC, and HOLY SHIT how the actual HELL did I just make myself cry-

Okay, so, I was just chilling at the library about a month ago, and I went to set my stuff down. This kid, whom I’ve never met in my life, somehow knew I was trans and started using a bunch of slurs.

THE FUNNY PART IS: In the middle of it, he called me a femboy. Dude’s in, like, seventh grade, trying to bully a high schooler, and he called me a fuckin’ femboy I mean, yeah, but that don’t mean what you think it means

STOP SCROLLING AND LOOK AT SHARKSPEARE



OKAY YOU CAN CONTINUE

(dammit, gonna punch something if this doesn't work a third time)
me: hey, pass the aux cord.
Them: You better not play anything weird
Me, grinning like an idiot, 'boutta snap my neck headbanging:

(dammit, the last image didn't work)
me: hey, pass the aux cord.
Them: You better not play anything weird
Me, 'boutta snap my neck headbanging:

me: hey, pass the aux cord.
Them: You better not play anything weird
Me, 'boutta snap my neck headbanging:

We screaming like a feral possum?
We screaming like a feral possum
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-1y1...

so exhausted from indoctrinating your children into the cult of trangenderism

(this is a joke, feel like I need to clarify 'cause this is the internet)

My parents: *make fun of my music taste, tell me that I’m being annoying when I so much as hum, take away things that make me feel happy or at least okay*
Also my parents: “Why don’t we hear you sing anymore?”

Happy pride bitchesssssssss

so, my friend and I went back and forth with adding words to a poem using Shakespearean poetry magnets, and this is what we got:

There but torment his ghost
every wanton trifle never said
shalt that man vow after me
wherefore methinks thence make
perilous grace discontent with poison

one last day of being an emo little shit before I go full fashion magazine on the last day, so I pulled out all the stops

LOOK AT THESE THEY'RE SO PRETTYYYYYYYY



it's hard to see but there are gold stars, moons and constellations on the accent nails and I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHH

found my CHB tee

Just gonna put here that I'm not gonna leave goodreads, personally
you guys have been good to me, and though I might be more inactive over the summer, I'm still here, and not leaving anytime soon

and also, if anyone's worried about 'fake identities' and all that shit going around, we could even get on a video call if you need, you don't even have to turn on your mic and cam if you're uncomfy

I shouldn't be this proud of myself for writing a game in an hour, but I wrote a game in a little over an hour for my exam today. You can play it if you like, it SHOULD work and it's really short. Open source code, too, even though it's super simple :)

https://codehs.com/sandbox/gl1tch5d/e...

it's under my deadname, if you're wondering about that

must consult you people on this:

anyone else know the song 'SATURN SUV 2'?

Holy shit, the emo's wearing color!

I thrive on chaos, currently I’m…

A) listening to music and monitoring the lyrics
B) roleplaying
C) chatting with an ai, and…
D) making breakfast

“Don’t stay up all night, Jasper.”
Me: “ok!”
Also me, at 1 am: *making instant curry*

I got a pack of colored pencils and no ideas, send a photo and I’ll sketch it in my style
(No dick pics or sexual shit, please)

There are two marks on my arm now that look like a vampire bit me but the reality is much less cool
(I pinched my arm between a countertop and my belt buckle)

There is now a 2 day long plan for Princess Night! Well, Princess Weekend now... Junie's gonna love it!



Day 1-
school, makeup, game time, dance party, and a sleepover

Day 2-
spa day, special activity, and movie night

Extra -
breakfast - crepes (or pancakes, if I can't get the ingredients)
music - Taylor Swift + Miku
Movies - Disney marathon

school's almost out in my town, so I'm planning a Princess Night with my sister!

It's this little thing we do where we (and sometimes the littlest, who isn't in school yet) plan a night with music, self-care, dress-up, and we usually have a special breakfast. (nothing crazy, she only JUST turned six) Anyone have any ideas?