Jasper ~ What a merry way to rot > Recent Status Updates

I hare returned to activity

totally didn't shove a banana down my pants in the meantime-

Yo, I'm not gonna be on until later 'cause PSATs. C'ya later!

currently drawing to calm myself down and I thought I'd post

it's all chicken scratch right now and the proportions are kinda bad but my hands are shaky and it's just to calm down

I kinda hate how everyone decides that I couldn't possibly be so blind without my glasses that I can't read the board from the front row when I'm so blind that I can barely read my computer screen rn-

goddamn do I need help, my 3 y/o sister's watching a show and I'm simping over the token dude-

BUT HOLY SHIT IS HE FINE-

Reading this for school.

It’s… not what I expected, to say the least-
Good book though.

sorry about my shitty handwriting, but there's a Muse reference in my math homework and idk if it's intentional or no-



it's supposed to be h to the 8th power (h eigggghhhhtttttttt)

haha, fuck you, brain.

so, lil' context, couldn't sleep, had a major bout of heavy dysphoria that lasted roughly an hour, climbed out onto the roof, almost fell off, came inside and ate a biscuit. Not necessarily in that order.

thinking of doing a cover of Deco*27's Rabbit Hole (Rachie's English lyrics 'cause I can't sing Japanese in general, much less at the speed of light), simply because it'd be funny considering the fact that I'm an ace in the hole. What do you think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUobV...

ok, so, I walk into homeroom wearing a hat and immediately get told to take it off, but I walk in wearing my binder (which looks like a tight, cropped shirt with too-thin straps for the dress code), hoodie unzipped, off-shoulder, walking straight towards the teacher, and nobody gives a shit...?

here, I'll post a pic:

ok, so, rewatching Ghostbusters Afterlife, and I realized that Gozer looks suspiciously like James Charles. Anyone else see it?

There are two ways to know I've claimed you - a random gift, prolly handmade, or I plaster a sticker on your face.

I keep readjusting bc I have an inability to sit in a chair like a normal person, but every comfortable position either ends up with my keys stabbing me, emergency phone lodging itself in one of my joints, or both-

a moment of silence for the time I bonked the back of my head on the dashboard because 'Welcome to the Black Parade' came on the car radio while I was tying my shoe-

vibing so hard to this song from a fashion game I used to play it has no business being so good-

also note the lesbian undertones in the English version

Japanese: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6iRA...

English + pv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbs-Y...

I'ma start drawing some characters based on songs, please send suggestions

currently I have planned:
- Bubblegum Bitch
- Alien Blues

My premium ran out on Spotify abt a month ago, but it's back now. I also got lucky in that no one realized I turned off content filters, so I can listen to explicit shit now

my brain is weird and obsessive:

It goes from being obsessed with Percy Jackson one week and the next I'm diligently memorizing a song from the 40s-

So one of my bandmates and I were hanging out at the library, and long story short:

WE MADE BAND TEES!!!!!

I have created something truly cursed-

(reposting bc I did the urls wrong)

Really proud of this piece I did last night (it's fanart, very gay, and I added a close-up of the faces. I promise they're both men-)

Really proud of this piece I did last night (it's fanart, very gay, and I added a close-up of the faces. I promise they're both men-)

Gotta love the fact that we're allowed to draw any cartoon character we want for this art project I'm doing... going with Lumpy from Happy Tree Friends

damn, it's busy today-

as I write this it's 1am and I'm in one of those states where I'm somehow both apathetic and about to bawl my eyes out

yaaay

probably not gonna be on much today because it's my birthday, but love you all!

Well, it's Valentine's Day. To those who have someone to spend it with, make the most of it, and to those who don't, I'm your friend now and we're going to the coffee shop.

sometimes I just wanna turn into a frog so I don't have to deal with human shit.

specifically a frog that can reproduce asexually-

if you ever feel bad about your dating life, remember that I once took a succulent as my date to a dance.

a literal plant.