Jasper ~ What a merry way to rot > Recent Status Updates

*Randomly remembers I have free will and can very well write that Fyolai fanfic*

I keep forgetting I exist again

Thought we were past this

My school decided to create this monstrosity known as 'pizza wafflacos':
Pizza
On a waffle
Folded like a taco
Drizzled with honey

...I need whatever they were on, istg-

Genuine question, if you’d never met me before would you assume this was a guy or a girl?

Help I searched up ‘anemic rat man bsd’ and Fyodor actually popped up 💀💀💀

I just got told something confusing-

Okay, so I was on TikTok, and I have this Poe RP account (for obvious reasons) so I did what I do and typed as Poe

A cosplayer said ‘please don’t rp in my comment section’

I stopped, obviously, but my comment left was ‘Fyodor, you missed the last seventeen Guild meetings’

On a post asking for comments of any kind

Plus cos is a form of rp

So op can rp but I can’t?

Singing: https://www.smule.com/sing-recording/...

versus screaming: https://www.smule.com/sing-recording/...

I like both

Help I got super lazy on this landscape and it looks kinda good-

I was allowed 8 minutes maximum to cover about half a series - plot, themes, characters, background…

I took 16 and only covered basic points

Totally an appropriate character to doodle and then leave for someone to find in a church (I was using a really shitty pencil too)

Guess who’s hiding out in the bathroom of his old middle school to avoid a panic attack?
Hahaha
Ha
Ha

I got a fuck ton of stickers today so I did a thing

Birthday dinner (after sledding)

Why can't I move my eyes...
Why can't I kove my mouth-
Is this an internal dialogue…?
I con't see the end of the horizon…
HATSUNE MIKU-

I give up, just ate mac 'n cheese with chopsticks and I'm about to start The Idiot because it was mentioned in a movie I was watching and I'm still thinking about BSD (I finished it so far earlier today)

I think I’ve won at the ai chat, I somehow managed to steer the conversation from dude making fun of my height to explaining Bungou Stray Dogs

WOULD ANYONE WANNA JOIN MY OC OBSESSION GROUP?

I love OCs 'cause like

What do you mean you don't write stories about a flamboyant fly homosexual immortal teenager who works the McDonalds drive-thru?

So… I was finally able to switch out my piercings today



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I’m just chillin and being calm for once and we got this blasting through my headphones:
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Ccfg1...

Anyone wanna match pfpssssssss?

I completely change personality when it comes to romantic partners-

like, if you're reading this, you probably know what I'm usually like, but this is a prime example of what I'm like as a boyfriend, exerpted from my response in a Poly chat (the bot's carrying me and someone told it to put me down):
*I clung on tightly, arms and legs wrapped around Andres's torso.*
"Noooo-"

You start questioning yourself about the kind of people you're friends with when you can immediately identify what a certain way of bandaging a wound means

Suicide music? Suicide music.
https://www.smule.com/recording/siina...

I can’t post page numbers bc I’m reading these online-

I had to upload this shit to Vimeo too bc TikTok ban
https://vimeo.com/1048223039?share=copy

This so is so cringy I love it
(It's the closing number for tomorow and my slave kept hitting my phone mic)
https://voca.ro/14m4YDpFl1Oq

I love this song but I’m too soprano for it and had to change registers TwT
https://www.smule.com/sing-recording/...

Help I was fucking with my earring and this CHUNK of crust came out-

How the hell did it even fit in my ear hole, man 😭

I figured out that I look Masc with emo hair and I love this fact