Jasper ~ What a merry way to rot > Recent Status Updates

okay, do I keep my current pfp or do I change it to this duck I doodled for a doodle game?

over the course of three years I went from straight-a christian girl who wouldn't even say 'oh god' to burnout emo boy sniffing sharpies in the bathroom-

what the fuck is my life-

I'm actually drinking water today and my body's rejecting it-
Also it tastes funky-

Never again asking an AI for fashion advice-

Just got queued on the website I was using and I gotta wait 18 minutes 💀

Might wear a blazer more often, it looks really good-

this meme is just so perfect-

How did I forget about Villain omfg-
It's such a perfect song, and relatable-

I can't decide between two cursed vocaloid pfps-

I actually did my makeup today.
Is my face supposed to be itchy...?

they're playing Barbie music in art class-

The approach of February brings the reminder that I'll never find love and will die alone, but it also brings candy hearts and birthday cake to cope with.

The pronunciation of 'Worcestershire sauce' has become a daily debate and it's surprisingly draining-

I forgot Set it Off did a song with Miku-
it's kinda good :)

Finals are due today and I'm only halfway done with my essayyyyyy
Start writing the obituaryyyy

You know I'm an impostor when I don't take an opportunity to reference something... OR DO YOU?

Messing around with AI and got this beautiful piece of cringe:
"Because with friendship and hope by their side, they knew they could conquer anything."

randomly woke up with FOB stuck in my head-

Can we all admit that meijer sugar cookies are fucking delicious?

feels like my head is floating and I'm taking a hard left rn-
hooray for sleep deprivation-

It's always fun to read fics involving psychology when it's clear the author knows nothing about it

Somehow when I added bright blue semi-permanent dye to my hair it brought the black dye back out-

don't ask me how that works-

if you replace "18" with "14" I'm the last verse of a Fall Out Boy song

randomly started thinking about the time I tried to pull open a push door in my own house while walking into it-

sometimes my own stupidity amazes me-

Thank god for loud-ass classrooms, now I can blare Tomorrow's Money without getting weird looks

Sorry if it takes longer than usual to respond, working on something big :)

Just wanna
not exist
the void calls me

reading fanfiction for the lols
someone spelled jealousy wrong already

should I post the lyrics to Do It Now, Remember It Later?