Tesha

“Lady Maccon.”
“By George, Boots! How the deuce can you possibly tell that there is Lady Maccon?” queried the other top-hated gentleman.
“Who else would be standing in the middle of a street on full-moon night with a raging ruddy fire behind her, waving a parasol about?”
“Good point, good point.”
― Gail Carriger, Heartless

“I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.”
― Gail Carriger, Timeless

“She remember her granny telling her, 'Men are like coal boilers, Ellie. If you find a man you reckon to keep, you got to feed his belly every day, make him burn for you, then release some steam purty regular, or you ain't ever gonna get him to work.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“If you want to communicate an idea to a man's brain, talk to him through his pecker. It's like an ear horn, y'all.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire