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The immediate influence of behavior is always more effective than that of words.
“The system worked because felons and misdemeanants plead guilty most of the time and did not file nuisance appeals routinely. The system worked because pre-breakdown jail time was doable. Criminals were pre-psychologized. They accepted authority. They knew they were lowlife scum because they saw it on TV and read it in the papers. They were locked into a rigged game. Authority usually won. They took pleasure in picayune triumphs and reveled in the game’s machinations. The game was insiderism. Insiderism and fatalism were hip. If you stayed shy of the gas chamber, the worst you’d get was penitentiary time. Pre-breakdown joint time was doable. You could drink pruno and fuck sissies in the ass. The system worked because America was yet to buck race riots and assassinations and environmental bullshit and gender confusion and drug proliferation and gun mania and religious psychoses linked to a media implosion and an emerging cult of victimhood—a 25-year transit of divisive bad juju that resulted in a stultifying mass skepticism.”
― My Dark Places
― My Dark Places
“Nature allows us no choice but to suffer the consequences of our actions.”
― When I Say No, I Feel Guilty: How to Cope, Using the Skills of Systematic Assertive Therapy
― When I Say No, I Feel Guilty: How to Cope, Using the Skills of Systematic Assertive Therapy
“It had been a marihuana party. My wife and I tried to explain to her what this meant. That marihuana was the bait, and dope addiction the trap.”
― The Badge
― The Badge
“The illusion of the internet was the idea that the opinions of powerless people, freely offered, had some impact on the world. This was, of course, total bullshit.”
― I Hate the Internet
― I Hate the Internet
“I learn things late—and only the hard way.”
― The Hilliker Curse: My Pursuit of Women
― The Hilliker Curse: My Pursuit of Women
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