Robin

“He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Absolutely Nothing

“There is no detective in England equal to a spinster lady of uncertain age with plenty of time on her hands.”
― Agatha Christie, Murder at the Vicarage

“Just because your whole life is going to hell doesn't mean you have to walk there.”
― Jack L. Chalker, The River of Dancing Gods

“So Jason, in England, do you eat these ‘Farmer burgers?’” Wong Tong asked.
“Farmer burgers? I don’t know what they are?”
“Maybe I have the name wrong. I remember the name from the song,” Wong Tong explained.
“What song?” Jason asked.
“You know the ‘E, I, E, I, O’ song.”
‘E, I, E, I, O’ song?
Jason started to roar with laughter. He tried to speak but was laughing, much to the annoyance of Wong Tong. He held his chest, laughing still hurt his ribs.
“You mean the ‘Old Macdonald had a farm’ song. You mean Macdonald’s burgers,” he said, laughing. “Yes, I have had them. They’re good.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Revenge