Sandy

“Could we wear spandex and blow things up?”
― Lisa Mantchev, Eyes Like Stars

“Do you know where most skeletons come from?"
"When a mommy skeleton loves a daddy skeleton very much...”
― Leigh Perry, A Skeleton in the Family

“Hannah! You've simply got to stop finding bodies. I swear you attract them like a magnet. If you're not careful, everyone's going to get the wrong impression of you." - Delores Swenson”
― Joanne Fluke, Blueberry Muffin Murder

“How do you plan to scare people tonight?" asked a hollow-voiced spector. "I'll wait until they sit down to supper, then scream whenever someone sticks his knife in his meat."

I'll haunt the bedchambers," said another. "A bloody ax at midnight always gets a good reaction."

A ghost with a purplish tinge to his aura spoke next. "I can top both of you. I'm going to dress like a guard and haunt the privy. I'll hide in the hole and when anyone sits down I'll wail, 'Who goes there? State your business!”
― E.D. Baker, Once Upon a Curse