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Andrew wrote: "Orange JuiceWhy is cleaning so fun?"
hummmmm that must be why they call it drinking in the rays
Cleaning is so fun because the results momentarily quiet the anxious OCD brain (I can say this because of my certain OCD tendencies! LOL!!!)What the hell is in headcheese and why do people eat it?
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Only headhunters like that cheese cos they see the heads of their past prey!!What makes Dr. House so grumpy (don't say his broken leg)
When they were naming the dwarves, "Doc" was already taken and he was stuck with being "grumpy."Why is snow white instead of purple?
Cuz if it was purple, all snow cones would be flavored grape, and who wants that?Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
cos it's not made of purple snow that is used to make string cheesewhere is the love?
hiding around the corner, behind the bush and next to the posionous snake.How do you get to Mars?
Hang a left at the moon.What do Martians do to celebrate the end of the workweek?
Take a trip to Venus to get down and dirty with the ladies there.Why do we wear socks when we just put shoes on over them?
To keep the sock merchants in business.What's so super about a market?
That it's one step away from being hyper.How can you tell if Robert Langdon is gay?
Chew bubblegum and then start againWhat does the national flag of Mars look like?
Because people would look silly with tails.What does it mean to say one is "dog tired" anyway?
They toast marshmallows.Do birds sing in different languages?
Si, We had a parakeet who spoke Urdu
Does the postman always ring twice?
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Yes, once for the parakeet and then for the parakeet lady.Why is it hot in the summer when it is cold in the winter?
Heat is so expensive the earth can only afford it for half a year. Give her a break; she's a young, hardworking planet!Why drive on the parkway and park in a driveway?
Why does English have a silent e? It's because we can!Why do cheetahs have spots?
their parents wanteds to save ink so they just painted spots instead of stripes, that way they saved ink fot the tigers.why does "he" have to be a "he" and not a "she"?
Because "S"s are expensive. Only the privileged "he"s can afford them.What do the colors of the rainbow taste like?
Skittles?Does January come before or after December?
Neither. They come together as a pair.What colors are ghosts?
Same as the man in the moon.why does a dromedary have two humps and a camel only one?
Because "dromedary" takes longer to spell than "camel".Why do cats have such stinky breath, yet after they groom themselves their bodies don't stink?
Because they wear perfume.Why did winter come so late this year?
It was on vacation in Mexico.Why does the door bell ring?
cuz it cant do enything else but annoying people with the dling dlongwhy cant pigs fly?WHY?
Their ears are to short.Why does a dog say ruff?
cuz it cant say anything elsewhy is the night dark?
Leonor said "cuz it cant say anything else"Sure they can , they can say yip, bark and yowl.
So we can see the stars.
Why does the moon wax and wane in the sky?
because it would boring if it just sat there.how long does it take to get from LA to NY?
Depends on whether you're going east or west when you leave LA?How does Santa celebrate New Year's Eve?
He gets wasted with Rudolph who is always hammered (hence the red nose).Why don't chicken breasts have nipples?
Because birds are not mammals.Why do my in-laws have the slowest 'high speed internet' ever?
They thought they were signing up for a "speed high" and then got stuck with a contract.Why do I feel like I'm losing my mind?
Because it can't be found.Why do we exist?
well, someone has towhy cant the clouds be made of cotton candy?
Because I would eat them and we'd have some climate issues to worry about...Why is snow white?
If it were yellow, no one would want to play in it.Why don't trees have ears?
If they did, it would mess up the whole "If a tree falls in the forest..." question.Why do dogs circle before lieing down?
because theyll ruin their reputation if they dontwhy does metal have to be so...metallic?
Metallica deemed it necessary.Why aren't cows holy in all religions?
because some 'people' didnt like cowswhy do you get blind if u look to the sun for too much time'?
You don't go blind; the sun gets scared and runs away, leaving total darkness.Why do they call it a "jackpot"?
Because Jill was out of the room when they decided what to name it.Why are frogs green?
youll probably get the tissue dirtywhat if i dont die if i throww myself out of 111 flloor
You will be very famous....but very flat.Why do a minute and an hour consist of 60 subunits but a day consists of 24?
The day was worn out by the time it reached 24.Why should I take over the world? (MWAHAHAHA)
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Why is cleaning so fun?