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If it was serious, it would have had a stroke by now.Why is love blind?
beause if it were deaf, u couldnt say i love uwhy is the sky blue?
the sky is blue because it's cool :)
Where do babies come from?
Where do babies come from?
eat BEANS =D
what is maths? (math)
what is maths? (math)
Too many numbers.What is really GOOD ?
A poorly written bookWhere do the gulls go for lunch?
To meet The Old Man and the Sea.Why don't we die before we live?
Who's to say we didn't. How many cracks in the sidewalk?
Depends on how many plumbers are in the area.Why do we walk on eggshells?
Adrienne wrote: "Depends on how many plumbers are in the area.Why do we walk on eggshells?"
hahahahahahahahaahahaha I am still laughing
Because Mirrors are so passe.
Why did Helen of Troy launch a thousand ships?
A: She wanted to get rid of all those men!Q: Why are weekends only 2 days, but workweeks are 5?
just enoughis the world suspended lime a giant globe?
There are no cracks in "in the sidewalk"How many are in a triplet?
How many frogs does it take to sing?
You beat me.
A poke in the eye
Why does a frog sing?
Froggy went-a-courtin' and he did ride uh-huh. (Anybody else love that book?)Why is peanutbutter?
So It can spread and spread on your hips and on your bread. What makes jelly jel and jam jam?
Jelly chunks if I make it.What is the sound of music?
Charlie DanielsWhy isn't thunder lightening?
Scales made them feel itchy.Why aren't our eyes on our fingers?
Because of the scary places we put our fingers.How does the color purple feel?
They really are fur balls you just put an extra zWhy do birds chirp and the crow caws?
Because hair balls was already taken. What if polar bears could time travel?
carol (akittykat) wrote: "They really are fur balls you just put an extra zWhy do birds chirp and the crow caws?"
They are talking to eachother, Birds are shocked at how cheep some people are, and crows just like cows. ;)
What's a "doodad"?
A groovy father. "Give me a beat! A beep bop a bittle, a doodad doo!"What do martians look like?
Clear liquid in an inverted cone-shaped glass on a long stem, usually with an olive on a toothpick or swizzle stick. Oh wait...that's a martini isn't it.My sister's favorite question when she was five or six: Why is there snot?
To add colour!Why can't penguins fly?
They're known terrorists.And . . . you know how it is - they all look alike to me.
Since no question was asked:Why are cavemen?
Because boats and ships are "she's".Why are numbers called "numbers"?
martinus. martini is plural. Johnny Wayne.
Fingers, toes, shapes, colours, sizes & letters were taken already.Can you prove the equator exists?
No. Well, maybe. Can you see a line running through the earth? I can't.What does a Klingon do for a living?
They have successful runs in Hollywood acting in movies.
Who is running the Universe?
Who is running the Universe?
Cuz your mom says so.Why is chocolate so delicious?
It's an aphrodisiac.Why does mom say so?
So we can ask stupid questions.Why is arachnophobia?
Good answer, Adrienne. Your answer is: because Charlotte betrayed Wilbur and ate his bloated, runty corpse. That book was a whitewash, man.
Why is my dog staring fixedly at an empty chair?
Empty? To you it is empty but is it, really?If Mickey Mouse is a mouse & Donald Duck a duck & Goofy is a dog: What is Pluto?
a planet of course lolwhy cant people eat clouds?
They were sued by cotton candy companies for being a cheap knock-off.Why do the ignorant judge what they don't understand?
We don't understand that we don't understand what we don't understand, understand?We know when we are alive.
We don't know when we are dead.
Are we then, immortal?
What we know is not immortal, is it?
What is dead before it comes alive?
What is dead before it comes alive?
It is the days that are filthy.When will spring come?
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how can the world b so silly?