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Because it was the 8th day.Why can parrots talk like people?
Because they eat peoples' windpipes sandwiched in between their crackers...Why are colds so persistent?
Because they don't listen to people telling them enough's enough.Why do smart people do stupid things?
Because stupid people do smart things in their own way.Why do opposites attract?
Because if like attracted like, there'd be too much competition for the bathroom.Why do new eggs sink and old eggs float?
Why can some people swim and others drown?Why are the North and South poles called poles when there aren't any poles there at all?
Because they are poles apart.
Can anybody refrain from gossip?
Can anybody refrain from gossip?
ShhhWhy do men prefer pretty, shapely women but women prefer men they really like?
Because women are smarter.Why do bugs bug us?
Because that is their karma.Why does instant coffee take so long to make?
Because no one has invented instant hot waterWhy can our parents still make us feel guilty even after we're grown?
Because parents are always growing faster than us.
Why does everything have to have a purpose?
Why does everything have to have a purpose?
A: Because everything would be lonely if purpose wasn't there.
Why are we looking for people that in reality just don't exist?
Why are we looking for people that in reality just don't exist?
He does exist. Nice to meet you.Why do I continue to work when the people on welfare seem to be doing so much better?
Emily wrote: "A: Because everything would be lonely if purpose wasn't there. Why are we looking for people that in reality just don't exist?
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Maybe yes, maybe no!
Should we ever stop dreaming?
Yes, when we wake up.Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
Its another Forces from Beyond plot to confuse us.Why do we cry tears when we are happy and when we are sad?
James wrote: "He does exist. Nice to meet you.
Why do I continue to work when the people on welfare seem to be doing so much better?"
How many J.K.Rowling's are there?
Why do I continue to work when the people on welfare seem to be doing so much better?"
How many J.K.Rowling's are there?
Petra X wrote: "Its another Forces from Beyond plot to confuse us.
Why do we cry tears when we are happy and when we are sad?"
Sometimes we laugh when we are sad too, so it's kind of unpredictable how humans will decide to express their specific emotions.
Why are the recurring dreams usually nightmares?
Why do we cry tears when we are happy and when we are sad?"
Sometimes we laugh when we are sad too, so it's kind of unpredictable how humans will decide to express their specific emotions.
Why are the recurring dreams usually nightmares?
Because we can day-dream but can only night-mare.Why, when your heart breaks does it go on beating and not fall to pieces on the floor?
Your ribs hold it in.Did the cow ever really jump over the moon?
No, it's propaganda from the Dairy Farmers Association to make us think milk is worth more!Why did the dish run away with the spoon? I thought she was seeing the fork!
Rebecca, I wish you didn't answer you own question!(:-))
She got tired of forking so she switched to spooning!
:-)
Is it socially unacceptable to laugh at your own jokes?
She got tired of forking so she switched to spooning!
:-)
Is it socially unacceptable to laugh at your own jokes?
Who else would be so amused?Is it true that if you shave hairs they grow back thicker?
No, it just gives them that nice clean-shaven look.Does snake meat really taste like chicken?
Taste it for yourself.Why do people cry even when they're happy?
Because our tear ducts get confused.Why are green vegetables so repellant to kids?
Because they are afraid of attack by wild onion.Why can't ostriches fly?
they're afraid of heights.Why do your heart pound when you see a gorgeuos guy?
Ideally there should be no discrimination. The heart should pound, dollar or peso ...but.
Why can't a giraffe make apple pies?
Why can't a giraffe make apple pies?
They can't afford to buy an oven.Why can superman fly?
Because he's all wired up.Why are men with French accents so sexy?
Sexy is as sexy does.Why do people who are swimming get out of the water and run for cover if it rains?
LOL, I always wondered that.Why does Superman wear his knickers outside his tights?
Because he forgot his codpiece the first time, and now its a fashion statement!Why didn't Batman get any superpowers?
Because he has robin.
Why are fingers of different sizes?
Why are fingers of different sizes?
So we don't mix them upWhy are diets so hard to stick to?
Because its got more manners than the clouds and their spitting.Why do we say 'brass monkey weather' when we mean very cold?
I don't know, I'll ask the monkey next time I see him.Why did Superman wear his knickers on top of his tights when everyone wears them inside?
He wears one inside too, he just needs extra support.
What is the purpose of 'decaffeinated' coffee?
What is the purpose of 'decaffeinated' coffee?
Sowmya wrote: "He wears one inside too, he just needs extra support." ROFLMAOSo that the caffeine can be sold separately without the coffee flavour.
What are toes for?
Expressing your feelings when it's not appropriate to express them. For instance, when someone who is about to give you a lot of money insists on telling incredibly annoying jokes, you can flex and tighten your toes inside your shoes to relieve your frustration, and the person is none the wiser.Where do babies come from?
Kids-R-UsWhy does my hair go upwards and outwards despite gravity?
Because it is out of the world.Why does the weather change?
There is nothing that's constant!! Get it?
Why does Larry King wear suspenders?
Why does Larry King wear suspenders?
Would you watch Larry King if his pants fell off?How come long-distance bicyclists don't walk funny?
It's the shape of the bike. It hides the walk.When cows laugh does milk come out of their noses?
The 'udders' don't think so.
Does the pig ever grow wings?
Does the pig ever grow wings?
Yes but only on days without an 'a' in them.How do angels scratch itches between their shoulder-blades?
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