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depends of if they are duck or chicken eggs, duck eggs float to begin another cycle of reproduciton within the embryo, chicken eggs float to give them time to rot and you pick them out of the barrel.how are you ?
i'm hot. DUH!! :D really, i'm melting in the heat.why does my blackberry insist on falling out of my hands?
Because it has a very urgent death wish.Why can't we get a full week of sunshine instead of a few days and then rain?
Because they can't carry loads, perform tricks or run races and they can't help plough fields or draw carts. Besides having them on a leash would hinder their mice catching activity.
Why does my laptop keep crashing?
Why does my laptop keep crashing?
Better than calling you every night when you're asleep.Why do the stars wink?
Because they fancy you.Why do electric cables always knot themselves?
To give us a few moments diversion.Why do we ask stupid questions?
Stupid is as stupid does!Why do reallly stinky armpits smell like onions sometimes?
I know! As if the meat of cows is cotton or buffaloes button! (actually it should be shutton)
Where is the next best idea?
Where is the next best idea?
In my head (also the best idea).Why does tomorrow never come?
Because it's today right now.Where's the beef?
Between you and me and the lamp post.How's the weather?
Very well thank you whether or not you'd asked.Why is it ok to carry a gun you can see but not a hidden one?
So you don't forget you are carrying it.
Who decides the rules of the game?
Who decides the rules of the game?
The winners decide the rules after the game is played.Why are volcanoes filled with lava and not ice cream?
He fell to pieces over Lorna Doone. Who put the bumble in the bumblebee?
Must be the hedge.How do chickens cross the road so easily when armadillos find it so difficult?
Preprogamming.Why is sex called the birds and the bees?
Because they were the only animals thought to have sex at the time.Why couldn't dodos fly?
They were on the terrorist watch list and thus not allowed to take lessons.Why do elephants have trunks?
Same as cars have trunks, they gotta pack stuff somewheres for long journeys...
Why are Strawberries heartshaped?
Why are Strawberries heartshaped?
so if you're out of cash to get chocolate, you can get stawberries for a girl instead. why is orange a fruit AND a colour?
For once someone did something uncomplicated, why question it?
Is residing in a cave out of style?
Is residing in a cave out of style?
residing in a pink cave is out of style, metallic not. which specie is going to invade earth first?
The Care Bears. They did in the 80s.What's a cultural personality?
When you behave crudely, like bacteria. What was Robin Hood's REAL job?
Because if they were aboveground they'd be wormholes.Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
If they pulled up that leg also, they wouldn't be able to support themselves.Is Godot here yet?
He's still held up at McDonald's buying a Big Mac.Why do butterflies have legs?
The same reason why I have both pens and pencils in my pen stand.
If the human brain is the Computer's CPU what is the keyboard?
If the human brain is the Computer's CPU what is the keyboard?
Your belly button. Not stop pushing my buttons! ;)Why is techno music so popular?
Whoa! what happened here? Everyone engrossed in finding out what techno music fuss is all about?
Why is this thread dead?
Why is this thread dead?
Because it was swallowed by the old lady who swallowed the fly.Why did she swallow the fly?
because it was attached to a thread.Why does a needle have to be in a haystack?
Because that's where the person who lost it was sitting.Why do needles have eyes and pins have heads?
Until the end of time.How can you tell the end of time?
It is before the question mark.What are paperclips used for?
They make great earrings.Why are rocks so heavy?
To keep them in one place.Why do we say rock n roll?
Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.(Jefferson Airplane)Why is the white rabbit always late?
SeahorseWhat is the function of the heart?
To make cheerios of course!Why do klenex come in boxes?
So they won't blow awayWhy does the nose have two holes?
"All the better to dig in my dear" said the fox .
Where are the feathers that get ruffled?
Where are the feathers that get ruffled?
"All the better to dig in my dear" said the fox .
Where are the feathers that get ruffled?
Where are the feathers that get ruffled?
Don't Make Me Hurt You.Who eats limberger cheese?
People From Sri LankaHow can planes fly?
They make a whole lot of noise; then they turn their propellers around real, real fast; then they roll down the runway really, really fast; and then they jump up into the sky!What's going to happen next?
Mosca wrote: "They make a whole lot of noise; then they turn their propellers around real, real fast; then they roll down the runway really, really fast; and then they jump up into the sky!What's going to ha..."
SO MUCH FOR AERO-DYNAMICS. I LIKE YOUR EXPLANATION BETTER.HAHAHAHA
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Why do bad eggs float?