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A (which) spotted (what) cow (where) walking on a treadmill (when) in the moonlight.Why do lovers aspire to be like Romeo and Juliet? Do they really want to kill themselves so badly?
No, they just like the sound of "star-crossed lovers". They might not even know what it means!!!Which Shakespeare play is the best?
All of them (except for Romeo and Juliet) are so good, but I think my favorite is Hamlet.What are you reading?
I am reading your post. ^_^What are you doing?
I am typing an answer. ;)What would Satan do?
He would make sure you couldn't type just for the heck of it.
Why is Satan always evil?
Why is Satan always evil?
He's not. You should read Man and Superman by George Bernard Shaw.Why is Polyphemus fooled so easily?
Polyphemus? Polyphemus....Doesn't sound familiar.....hm.....What description does Hermione give Rita Skeeter?
Adrienne wrote: "He's not. You should read Man and Superman by George Bernard Shaw.
Adrienne, I'm intrigued..will do.
Adrienne, I'm intrigued..will do.
Selena wrote: "Polyphemus? Polyphemus....Doesn't sound familiar.....hm.....What description does Hermione give Rita Skeeter?"
Sowmya wrote: "Adrienne wrote: "He's not. You should read Man and Superman by George Bernard Shaw.Adrienne, I'm intrigued..will do."
It's definitely one of my favorite plays of all time. I LOVE Bernard Shaw.
Hermione calls Skeeter a liar and a petty wretch! (or at least she should)
Why do policemen love doughnuts so much?
Because they can't afford anything else.Why is Carcassonne French not German? Or Pourquoi Carcassone français n'est-il pas allemand? Or Warum Carcassone Französisch nicht deutsch ist?
It's maker really liked Voltaire.Why do we spend time asking stupid questions?
weve lots of leisurehow can i never have room for books and stuff'?
Because you spend too much of your money on books and not enough money on bookshelves. (which is definitely not a bad thing) ;)What would happen if Einstein met Homer Simpson?
homers head would explode just with the proximity of such...madness(oh and thnx ;)
what if man and monkey switched places?
Humans would have to eat more bananas.In the end, was Snape good or bad?!
He was ambiguously good.Why do people care about fashion?
This is my personal opinion: Because they are stupid enough to think that a dress, which only goes down to about here *puts hand right under butt*, is really pretty, and comfy. Blech.When will designers come to their long-lost senses?
lolTweety and Jerry would die. Good riddance!
When will I see a fashionable clothes store that has absolutely NOTHING except tops that go down below the knee?
2012why do dragons breathe fire instead of dirt?
Because they eat and drink hot sauce only, unless they get their hands on maidens/princesses etc.What would happen if LEGO went out of business?
I'll answer that: The world would end.
What would happen if goodreads didn't exist?
We would have to go on Amazon.ca/.com which is not nearly as nice as GoodReads!Why Eeyore keeps losing his tail?
cuz God likes blue better.why do dogs bark?
Because it would be silly for them to "Moo".Why can't I win the lottery?
They work, it's just that their ink is invisible.Is there a link between a donkey and Donkey Kong?
Yes. When they mate they produce a gorillamule.How do birds begin building their nests--How do they keep those first few twigs from blowing away?
They use the gum people throw on the pavement as an anchor.Why do we breathe oxygen instead of helium - then we could fly!?
Because the devil wanted us to feel envy.Why do we have fingernails?
it would be silly and hard to bite toenails, so we have finger nailswhy did Zues marry his sister
Because incest was "in" back then, haven't you heard the story about Adam and Eve's family? ;)Why did Kronos swallow his kids?
Because they tasted like strawberry.Why do standard poodles, when shaved, have flat heads?
cuz i drop bricks on their heads... ;)have you ever read the Alex Rider series, if so we could talk about it
Nope, never read the Alex Rider series, sorry.Why do zebras have stripes?
Because spots made them feel too conspicuous.Why can't men just ask for directions?
Because they are to darn proud to stoop that far. No offense meant.Why does paper HAVE to be made out of trees?
Because the bushes objected.Why doesn't everyone wear a mohawk?
Because they are to stupid to realize that they are WAY more comfortable than, say, mopigeons. And a LOT more polite.Why aren't keyboards alphabetical?
cuz if they were the earth would go KABOOMwhy do people cry
Because we're all drama queensWhat is the key to life?
Do what makes you happy.Why do we hang around on GoodReads?
Cause we live in a cyber world where there's no other reality than the online lifeWhy does it always rain on a big party day?
Because life is ironic.Why is every snowflake different?
cuz each person has a snowflake inside themhow come people cant fly
Because the pigs stole the show.What is a yahoo?
It's a very dangerous disease that attacks your big toenail.How do you take care of Mogwai?
by giving it to someone elseWhy eat candy?
cuz i dont like veggies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!why are green and yellow my fav colors?
Because snot is truly fascinating. (just kidding) ;)What is a fool's intelligence?
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Books mentioned in this topic
Man and Superman (other topics)Man and Superman (other topics)
Man and Superman (other topics)
The Territorial Imperative: A Personal Inquiry Into the Animal Origins of Property and Nations (other topics)
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George Bernard Shaw (other topics)George Bernard Shaw (other topics)
George Bernard Shaw (other topics)
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