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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Because its discrimination not to.If the world is travelling at 65,000 mph, does that mean everyone is guilty of speeding?
No, the policemen just assume that you know that when you see a 70 mph speed limit sign, it really means 65,070mph. They just didn't want to waste money on ink.What does garlic smell like?
go to stop n shop and find outare you harry potter
It's true, you found me out! How on earth did you know?Why doesn't Harry Potter know what garlic smells like?
because you only eat play dough. also, i know where you live. that's how i know youre harry potter.what is your favorite kind of play dough that you like to eat? mine is the lime green, i remembered that from kindergarden.
I really liked lime green as well, but Dudley always ate it all before I could ever get any. :( Why do I dream of volcanoes and cyclops?
bcause youre not harry potter. youre a cyclops who lives in a volcano, but in your dreams your harry potter.why is there a white chair with pink polka dots in the corner of victoria's secret that the employees call "the men chair."
ps i had to sit in it while my mother and sister shoped for bras
This is so men feel like the femininity of the chair will rub off on them if they sit in it too long and they get their wallets out and say, "C'mon, ladies, I'll buy whatever you want as long as we can get out of here pronto!"Why do people who seem perfectly sane in person like to write murder mysteries where they "kill people for fun and profit" (I'm one of 'em)?
Because they are figments of your imagination, and only sane when you think you are around to perceive it.Why aren't witches lavender?
Because they prefer green.Does spaghetti grow on land or underwater?
On land of course. How else would the symbiotic relationship between spaghetti and tomato be cultivated if it was not on land?Do people sleepwalk because their legs are so bored with their routine?
no, its because are bodys crave exercise but we dont give it to them during the day because we're always reading. so they trick us and do it whilr we're sleepingWhen will percy jackson die
Whenever Rick Riordan gets tired of money.When will chocolate clothing become a fad?
when people stop being obsessed with their weightwhen will harry potter die
Why are you hatin' on the "great" HP? HP will only die if people like you stop believing in him. Tinkerbell says so. (heehee)Why do people like Budweiser?
because Bud Weiser is a cool guy.when will i die
A: When you double-cross me.Q: Would you rather walk around carrying Zack Morris' cell phone forever or have hair like AC Slater for 2 years?
Cell phone so I can make international phone calls.What breed of dog has spots?
A leopard. :PWhy do most people distinguish colors?
Because if they didn't, Crayola would go out of business.Since oranges are orange, why don't we call lemons "yellow" or limes "green"?
because there is already food items called "yellow" and "green" we just haven't discovered them yet.Why are there so many channels on the television?
Because the government wants to melt people's brains. :PWhat can't I time-travel?
So they don't run out of the ingrediants for French toast since they have enough eggs at home.Why do birds sing in the morning?
because everyone is trying to go to sleep at night.Why do people hate brussel sprouts?
People hate Brussel sprouts because the Green Giant smashed them with his smelly feet.
Why is the Green Giant green?
Because if he were blue, his name wouldn't fit.Can turkeys, monkeys, or donkeys open locked doors?
Nah,they just stand there and squawk,chatter or bray untill you open up the door and ask them in.Sometimes they ring the doorbell though.Does Old McDonald have a farm?
No he had one but the bank repossessed it.Do dogs "bow wow"?
No. But they do dosey-do in square dances.Do little lambs eat ivy?
Only if she's cute.Why do mannequins look so smug?
Its a sign of solidarity. Mannequins unite! Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?
He buys them on Ebay.Why do people study foreign languages?
Because it would be silly to study a native language if you already know it.Why is the Queen the only female on a chess board?
Because the chess inventor was a misogynist.What is the life span of a mosquito?
from birth until it lands on me.How do you like your steak cooked?
With fire is nice.How many cooks DOES it take to spoil the soup?
Just one when s/he adds too much salt.How much does a woodchuck chuck?
none, a woodchuck can't chuck wood.why do men go bald?
When the first woman gave birth, god realized that the proportion of suffering among men and women was way unbalanced. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time that you're near?
Because they like to show off their feathers.Why do trees have leaves?
Tree's leaves make mini-fans and make the world's airconditioning.Why do people sleep?
To sleep, perchance to dreamWhy don't frogs sing solos?
They sound better in a chorus.Why did Herman Melville name The White Whale, "Moby Dick?"
Because "Big Bertha" was already taken.Why did Odysseus take ten years to get home?
He was afraid of the confrontation with his furious wife.Why do people suffer from headaches?
They suffer because a headache is not a comfortable feeling.Does the rain in Spain really stay mainly on the plain?
Or perhaps it snows there instead?Why do people either love or hate Pride and Prejudice?
Sue you ask a good question...I believe you life Pride and Prejudice if you have romance & hope in your heart (so often females seem to like it)?!?Why is it so hard to finish a book, to read that last chapter, last page??
Because the last chapter/page is missing from the book.How can a dog be half german shepherd and half chihuahua?
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