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Why don't most people get L*O*S*T*?
Why don't most people get L*O*S*T*?
Because GPS's are very popular and come standard in some vehicles.Why is root beer called root beer if it's non-alcoholic?
They want to refute " a rose by any other name is still a rose"
Why is that?
Why is that?
Because it's not "this."Why are cows so awesome?
Because they make CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!Why are video games sooooooooo interesting?
They're not, but people like buffing up their thumbs. Why is knowledge night?
Simple. Because it is.Why, why, why do computers exist?
So we can find sites like goodreads and discuss our favorite books!Why do dreamers dream?
So they can plan for the future...Why do dogs need sweaters when they already have coats?
Because dogs' coats are not thick enough.Why is there English?
Why are there English! The plural form is required in this instance.Celery stalks at midnight?
Only because lettuce leaves at noon.Who eats pickles?
Panda, who normally eats, shoots & leaves.Zebra: White with black stripes? Or...?
A confused unicornWhy do plants vegetate?
They havn't got legs with which to ambulate or arms with which to flagellate or ears with which to... whatever . By the way, what do you think of Potatoes & Yams? I find they are just two bores.Vegetables vegetate. Cows lactate. Shouldn't they mooo-tate?
If only they could mooo-tate, unfortunately the only thing that comes from their udders is lactose.Actually, I like potatoes and yams.
What would you do if you ran the world?
Every once in a while I'd let it walk (when it needed a rest from running).Why does the English-speaking world not agree on the last letter? Is it "zed" or is it "zee"?
When W made an entrance,
they knew the end was near,
some went X Y ZEEEEEEE!!
others just felt ZED :-(.
Is that a poem?
they knew the end was near,
some went X Y ZEEEEEEE!!
others just felt ZED :-(.
Is that a poem?
If you want it to be, or if it is the right time which it isn't, or if I feel like it.What do pandas and cameras have in common?
i havent got the slightest ideaWhat do pandas and cameras have in common?
They are both made in China.
What is the Mad Hatter?
What is the Mad Hatter?
He's really the Ham Datter - but I can't give you any more details about his secret identity, or I'd have to kill you.What's yellow and green and round?
A paint palette.Why do people love Abba?
Answer: Cause it's AWESOME!!!
Why is is is is is is?
Arrrrr matey?You should ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?", Well do ya, punk?
Nah!why are panties plural and bra singular?
Panties cover your front and your back.(Particularly for women with incontinence...) A bra is only needed for the front.What lives off of affection?
Affects.Where does this line come from: To be or not to be, that is the question?
Annabeth said: Where does this line come from: To be or not to be, that is the question?"Hamlet, when talking about whether or not suicide was courageous or cowardly.
Mike said: Who is Godot?
God
Why be literate if one does not read?
Crazy enough to get labelled 'Crazy' .
Why did Annie get a gun?
Why did Annie get a gun?
So she can shoot her brother.Who are the three witches?
1st witch, 2nd witch, and 3rd witch((Being me! Muah-ha-ha-ha!!!))Why did the chicken cross the road?
because the grass is always greener on the other side.Why does the Easter bunny carry EGGS?
Because it's not a bunny! It's a duck-billed platypus in disguise!Why is Christmas NOT a birthday?
Because it doesn't have its own cheerleaders.When do pigs fly?
Barack Obama became President, then 100 days later, swine flu.What do a jackass and an elephant have in common?
One or the other is qualified to lead America.What do Canada and USA have in common?
They both have A's.What do carrot's and people have in common?
You have to peal away layers before you can get to the good stuff and even then its not all good sometimes...
What is bigger than an Elephant and has a name that starts with one of the letters of the alphabet?
What is bigger than an Elephant and has a name that starts with one of the letters of the alphabet?
They can think. Haven't you ever seen "Antz"?! They're going to take over the world.Who will be second-in-command once the ants take over the world?
The Enemy Termites. I love the movie Antz! :)Why do bees buzzz but not zzzub?
Because only tasmanian devils zzzubWhat's a zizzy?
I don't know either, but it's crawling on your arm!Why would I be expected to police a discussion thread about a top ten list of candies (especially when that discussion took place prior to my appearance here in Feb 2010)?
I don't know. Because you feel like it!Why should red, blue, and yellow be the "primary colors"? Why not gold?
The problem is moot -- not to badger you, but first you need to gopher the woodchuck anyways.If there are no stupid questions, then do stupid people suddenly get smart just before they ask something?
I'm sorry Bryan, you've come to the wrong thread to ask this question. After all, if there were no stupid questions, then this thread would not exist.Why don't fast food restaurants have nice toilets?
Because they use the porcelain for their pizza crusts.Why are pizza crusts so crunchy?
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