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They do, you can't see them for the feathers.Does it hurt a tree when its leaves fall off?
No, but it does hurt the blades of grass when the leaves land on them.What did Della wear to the Inaugural Ball?
The same thing Joseph wore to the supermarket. Hard to say who looked weirder.Why does it get colder in winter?
Because if it got warmer it would be summer.Why do people hand out candy on Halloween?
Because they can't.Why do birds fly?
So they explore different states and countries.why do people say no offense before they insult you?
Because they can't be bothered.What did I tell a banana today? (I don't eat bananas...)
Bite me.
Is there a way to eat more after you're completely full?Just wondering...
Is there a way to eat more after you're completely full?Just wondering...
Only ice cream (it melts and then runs into the cracks and crevices left by the food).What will we do with the hour we save when the clocks go back this weekend?
take is as a rain check to use when we will be cut for one hour again.why it's called a rain check, but there are no snow checks
Because the snow can't be checked because it doesn't listen.Are you a tube of toothpaste?
I guess not because I haven't been squeezed lately.
Why do the leaves change color in autumn?
Why do the leaves change color in autumn?
Because if they changed color in the spring, they would have to fall off and the trees would be bald all summer too.Why do dogs bark at things that go bump in the night but cats just raise one eyebrow and go back to sleep?
Because cats can't bark.
Why shouldn't we let the bed bugs bite?
Why shouldn't we let the bed bugs bite?
Because they like chocolate.Why are some songs so chatchy yet some are so dull?
Because some songs run too fast to be caught. XD
If computers could bite, then what would its effect be on the average Bigfoot?
A headache.Are trees willing to be climbed?
As long as the climber doesn't use climbing spikes.How is it possible for airplanes to stay in the air?
because of their name, airplanes, the air likes them and holds them upWhy don't we have air cars?
Because cars hate air.How are brooches worn?
Brooches are worn well.Is it okay to kill time?
Of course not! It would hurt.Is it okay to yell "I rule and you know it" to somewhere really crowded?
Only if you want people to think you are an adolescent.Why don't dogs purr?
Because they don't eat Purrrina cat chowWhy is Thanksgiving always on a Thursday?
Because if it were on Friday it would be called Franksgiving, of course.Why does Santa Claus wear red?
That was the 'red' Clause in his gift-giving contract.
Why is it called a river 'bank'?
Why is it called a river 'bank'?
cause the cash drowned in the sea.Why are is there two sides to every story?
Because authors enjoy swimming.Why do cows go moo?
Because they would sound silly going oink.Why is the drinking juice made from lemons called lemonade?
Because calling it lemonhelp would sound ridiculous.Why are some people's hair(s) curly and others not?
people have different preferences.Why is everything a competition?
Because everyone enjoys happens to love losing.What happened when Ally went shopping on Christmas Day?
She did`nt get what she wanted.Why is college enforced?
Because everyone goes to school instead.What did I do to a magazine?
Wrote your own mini article.Why do people say it takes one to know one?
Because they are one.Why do we have to get older?
Cause life would be boring if we never grew.Why do we miss our childhood days?
Cause we cannot Mr or Mrs them.
Why does the river flow?
Why does the river flow?
Because if it stood still it would just be a very long lake.Why is life so short?
Its not.Why do birds fly, and cows don't?
Because then we'd be a society predominantly made up of failing organs & dentures.Why does snow have to be cold?
Marissa wrote: "Because then we'd be a society predominantly made up of failing organs & dentures.Why does snow have to be cold?"
Is that the answer to message 1540 or message 1539?
1539 we apparently posted at the same time
Oh right! I'll answer yours then!Because people could get freezing.
Why do birds fly and cows don't?
they don`t have wings.Why can`t lions be pets?
They can if you are a lioness.
Why is it called 'Mafia'?
Why is it called 'Mafia'?
Cause all the other names were taken by thief s.why is there is a light at the end of the tunnel?
Everyone knows that's the train heading your way.Why are there ladybugs but not gentlemenbugs?
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