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Next to Never.Is it really love at first sight or lust?
Lust... unless its true.Is it true that we are really chocolate?
No, I am pepper.Why does the delivery man always come when you are at the absolute furthest distance from the door?
For the same reason that the phone rings right after you get into the shower.Why are so many fire engines red?
Because the fire engine painting crew ran out of mauve paint.What do tundra swans do when they find themselves caught in a 'tundra'-storm? :)
they tundra themselves out. ( I don't even know what that means)why doesn't a dog meow and a cat bark?
cause dogs are manly.why do people say "no offense" but they insult you?
To keep you from realizing they have insulted you until after they have left and you can't do anything about it.If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
humanswhy do donuts have a hole in the middle?
They don't when they are in the UK!Why do hot chocolates taste amazing?
cause the ones that hate them puke them out.Why is there two sides to every story?
because every story has beginning and end.why should you not catch snowflakes with your toung until the last bird flew south?
cause birds bite.Why should we be under authority?
because that would be wrongwhy is there such thing as clothes?
To cover such things as bulges.Why is it so dark when it rains?
Because the sky doesn't want you to see her crying.Why can you only sign legal documents with black or blue ink?
cause they can`t read the other colors.Why do we complicate little things?
Because the big things are usually complicated enough already.Why did Rosy ride a red rhinoceros?
Because Billy rode all the blue ones.Is there really a castle in the air?
Just a little one with a pink door and matching tapestry and chandeliers hanging from high ceilings....and ...well come and see for yourself!
How many times should you ring a doorbell before you walk away?
How many times should you ring a doorbell before you walk away?
Three times.How many times do you apologize if one refuses to accept ?
Once. If they refuse to accept, that's their problem.Why do alligators and crocodiles always seem to be the bad guys in children's picture books?
Because the snakes complained after The Bible was released.Why do people get tattoos?
cause it`s in style.Why do people say chew gum, when it does not help?(while flying)
Cause it works for them, though maybe not for you?Why do people talk to you when you have headphones on and can't hear them?
BECAUSE THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!why does the computer mouse have the same name as an animal mouse
Because Steve Jobs decided against calling it 'that clicky thing'.Why do I always end up in the slowest check-out line in the grocery store?
Because it gives you time to solve world problems in your head.Why are slow days slow and fast days fast?
Because the fast days like slow days worse.Fish on dish eat things. Why?
b/c they are live sushi. why do i always break/ruin/screw/lose everything?:))
Because you're you. :-)Why is the Academy Award named Oscar?
Because my best friend's brother (who's called Oscar) didn't want to call it The Bob award.Why is there a garden snake in Helen's garden?
To eat Helen's bugs.Why do we have to work on Feb 29?
Because it's not weekend, but who has birthday on 29, definitely should take day of to celebrate at least once for every 4 years...If you born Feb29, you are staying younger than everyone else who born at the same year?
Yes, it happens.Why do we always learn the hard way?
because we dont want to teach the easy waywhy do cats come in different colors?
Yeah? And why isn't purple one of them? I love purple.
Where on ourselves would be the optimal place to put a third ear?
Where on ourselves would be the optimal place to put a third ear?
the foot or hand depending on length.if Nicholas Sparks wrote a horror novel would you read it?
Depends
Why are people obsessed with Zombies.
Why are people obsessed with Zombies.
Because they like the calmness of the zombies moans.Why does the radio not where glasses?
because it has not static in its eyes.why does chicken taste like tuna and tuna tastes like chicken?
Because someone at Wendy's doesn't like you.
Why is popcorn always cold at the movies?
Why is popcorn always cold at the movies?
It doesn't stay warm once it's been dropped on the floor and put back into the popcorn machine again.Why doesn't someone send me Visa gift cards?
cause we're all poorwhat was Achilles thinking when the arrow pierced his foot?
"My name is Bob. Sigh..."What is that puffin doing in that plane?
Playing poker.Why are zebras jealous of aardvarks?
Because they wish they had a v in their name.Who was Janet visiting yesterday?
Her close friendWhy are most movies a huge disapppointed in comparsion to the movie?
b/c the guy seemed hotter in the trailer.why do i always fall for golden boys gone bad?
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