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The chicken, it sprouted out of the ground.Why are chipmunks monks?
They are anti-social, stay with their own and sing well together.Why do people enjoy vampire stories?
Because they're AWESOME! (Hematophilia??)The person below me has a strange phobia.
Do you have a person below you? How strange!Why can all animals swim naturally except people?
Because they can't walk.Why do we like fairy tale hollywood kind of romance stories?
Fairy tales from the rest of the world don't come with Hugh Jackson or Ashton Kutcher.
When does 2+2 = 5?
When does 2+2 = 5?
Oops! Wrong forum! ;) I haven't been on this one in a while. 2+2=5 in my nightmares about math tests!
I imagine the background music to that dream would be the chorus of Weird Al's song, "Everything You Know is Wrong":
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white,
Up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter....
Why do adults continue to have scary school-related dreams after those days are past?
Lol Sara :DBecause adults never get over the fact that they have passed their school days.
Why do we have names?
Too hard to remember numbers.What is the use of learning tangents, cosines and logarithms?
I agree we should have been referred to as Experimental FE1001/ME1001 (Female Earthling/Male Earthling) and got sent down here with a manual.
Why does everyone love caffeine?
Why does everyone love caffeine?
Everyone likes rocky road icecream too.Why do antlers fall off in spring.
Because they forgot to fall in the fall.What makes us forget?
I forgot.Now, what was I going to say?
You told me, but I forgot.Now, where were we?
Somewhere on the bandwidth, floating in the ether.How do we get from here to there if we aren't sure where we were in the first place?
It's all relative to when and where and who.What's the weather?
I don't care whether; do what you want.What do I want?
You don't care, so what the hell I care for whatever it is that you want?This was then, how is it now?
Now is the same as it was, thank you.Do you really care?
Because it is getting bored.How stupid can you get?
Apparently not stupid enough.
If you could add just one more colour what would that be?
If you could add just one more colour what would that be?
snoogle - you'd have to see it to describe it!Why do all babies have blue eyes first?
They don't, only the white ones do.Why is shortbread a biscuit (or cookie) and not bread at all?
Because it's too short to be anything else.Why do we call it pirating DVD's when they're not on the sea?
Because people who copy DVDs always talk in pirate voices...Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
It's the God's favorite color.Why are plants green?
Plants have a tendency to envy other living things that can move around, so they are green with envy.
Why is the female parent referred to as 'ma' in almost all languages ?
Why is the female parent referred to as 'ma' in almost all languages ?
because "pa" was taken(ma stands for most amazing)
Sadly, I don't know the answer to that one. My mum has terminal lung cancer and I wish I did know.Why are emails that aren't delivered said to bounce?
It comes right back to where it started like a well bounced ball.
How many trucks would be required to carry 500 elephants?
How many trucks would be required to carry 500 elephants?
because when they are being sent they look like basketballsWhy is the world round?
With them 'up' is hip (LOL)
How many trucks would be required to carry 500 elephants?
How many trucks would be required to carry 500 elephants?
Loretta wrote: "because when they are being sent they look like basketballs
Why is the world round?"
If it were square we'd have to dust the corners.
How many trucks would be required to carry 500 elephants?
Why is the world round?"
If it were square we'd have to dust the corners.
How many trucks would be required to carry 500 elephants?
Hay wrote: "500 trucks i guess
because there are to many flat ones
why do men leave the toilet saet up "
My reply above..
because there are to many flat ones
why do men leave the toilet saet up "
My reply above..
This post went crazy..
Petra X hope your mom passes on peacefully. My own mom died long ago.
Petra X hope your mom passes on peacefully. My own mom died long ago.
Men leave the toilet seat up because when their equipment is in their hands, their brain turns off.Why will a dog eat anything available?
Sowmya wrote: "This post went crazy..Petra X hope your mom passes on peacefully. My own mom died long ago."
Thanks - and I'm sorry.
rebecca j wrote: "Men leave the toilet seat up because when their equipment is in their hands, their brain turns off.Why will a dog eat anything available?"
Because what isn't available they can't eat.
Why can all other animals swim without instruction except humans?
Because animals are not smart enough to understand instructions.Why do dogs pee on fire hydrants?
Because its a post and they pee on all posts.Why do eggs sometimes float and sometimes sink?
Because they don't know any differentWhy do they call the it the postal service?
Because it makes you go postal! (Actually it probably has something to do with sending things "from pillar to post")Why do people make up slang?
It started as lisp cover-ups and got out of hand.
Why can't trees walk?
Why can't trees walk?
Older women have batwings on their upper arms and that's halfway between a bird and a woman.Why is it considered important to wear socks that match when you can't see hardly any of them under jeans.?
Because if your socks don't match, your shoes might decide they don't have to match either.why are phone books 'the yellow pages'? who decided the pages should be yellow?
Well, they're the white pages and the yellow pages. And there are some blue ones and green, usually. Maybe some red. Mine has purple and black, too. But phone books are all printed on recycled paper, and white and yellow are the cheapest to make (I figure).Oh, and one of my old coworkers never wears matching socks. She just pulls two socks out of her sock drawer, and sticks them on. That would drive me CRAZY... having different thicknesses of socks on...
Why don't different colored flowers grow on the same plant? Like... why aren't there rose bushes that can grow all different colored flowers?
They like to feel like they are all related like family, so they try to look alike.Why do people hate bugs?
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What is the opposite of an oasis?"
A little sand island in the middle of a big pond.
What did come first in your opinion, the chicken or the egg?