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Hey, not me!Why do younger people have trouble sleeping?
Because even though our bodies get tired, our minds never seem to slow down. It's a result of being constantly "entertained" all day long...Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Because it wasn't there when they last went.Why does no-one wear spandex on the moon?
Petra X wrote: "Well Sara TX, I will tell you I don't know, but that it is important to me: http://www.goodreads.com/story/show/3...Why is the funny bone called..."
Because it makes that funny sound when always laugh... it sounds more like a fart and everybody laughs when they hear (and pooey! smell) someone fart...
Why are intentions are never always to be intended?
Because they're only intended to be intentions, they're never intentions intended to be intentionsWhy is a cat's favorite place to sleep on your open book?
THEY STOLE YOUR COOKIES???!?!!!??? GEEZ!! How RUDE!!Because cats like to TORMENT you! It's true though--that's their favorite place to sleep! Especially on my husband's textbooks while he's studying for tests!
Why do cats remind me of Ferengi?
OsmosisWhy should I care what others think of me?
You shouldn't, it is not healthy and the wood elves love you just the way you are!Why isn't there anything on TV when you have time to watch it but everything good is on when you're walking out the door?
Sara TX wrote: "THEY STOLE YOUR COOKIES???!?!!!??? GEEZ!! How RUDE..." Funny though. Never caught anyone. Why isn't there anything on TV when you have time to watch it but everything good is on when you're walking out the door?
Kundera answered that one in The Lightness of Being, didn't he?
Why does long-lasting lipstick feel so disgusting?
Because there is glue in it.why, in general, do women wear makeup and men do not?
Because women want to look beautiful while men don't care. Why do people say 'Wassup' ?
Because it's easier than "How do you do?"Why do clowns wear bright colours?
Hay, we get the award not for being stupid but for being stupid where we have to be.
If that sounds stupid ..LOL!
Q Why are some (not all) rich people consider poor people animals ?
You mean like when they will millions to their pet cat?
Why did Betty Botter buy bitter butter?
If that sounds stupid ..LOL!
Q Why are some (not all) rich people consider poor people animals ?
You mean like when they will millions to their pet cat?
Why did Betty Botter buy bitter butter?
Because better butter bites back but bitter butter behaves.Why do pets sniff butts but people don't?
Because they have special receptors that let them smell the good scents that butts have, and people can only smell the bad scents!Why do the biggest self-centered jerks always have the sweetest most patient wives?
because we wouldn't want nuclear holocaust to happen everyday.Why are some people 'bore' ?
because noone else would be able to stand themwhy do all the lights turn red when you are late?
Because they are angry at you for speeding.Why do I always complain about not having time to read, but then when I DO have time, I play Rock Band?
Because you secretly want it to be called a do-it-for-me projectWhy are cucumbers called cucumbers but when they get pickled they change names?
Because they are married to vinegar now.
Why do they call it 'being on cloud 9' when someone is ecstatic?
Why do they call it 'being on cloud 9' when someone is ecstatic?
Because Clouds 1-8 are rainclouds.Why do cowboys have guns louder than cannons?
Because then people think they have a 'big gun'.Why do people hate injections but get tattoos?
Dogs don't like to waste words. Why do flowers only come in the spring/summer?
because they get sick of people after that long.why do we get dressed up for graduation when we have a cap and gown on over our clothes the entire time?
Because we want to look good for Superman!Why do Why do we like to get the crap scared out of us with books and movies?
Saves on laxatives.Why are late-night talk shows taped at 10 in the morning?
That's really late for someone who didn't sleep the prevous night.
If Superman faught spiderman who would win?
If Superman faught spiderman who would win?
Wolverine!!! He looks sleek and cool!! Are we there yet?
Not yet, but soon.Is fate moving the world around or are we the ones shaping our lives?
depends on the occasion. but honest smiles are much more frequent than forced ones (at least in my case)is root beer made of some kind of root? (never had it yet)
no, simply because the water is so much colder than in the bath tub!why do dogs waggle their tails when they are happy?
Because they have absolutely no control over it.Why does the sun go down everyday?
because God has switched on the light for a new day to begin.How come the moon comes up even before the sun goes down?
go back to the way things were before electricity was discovered. We would get much more sleep, much more exercise, and there would be a lot more babies! ;-Dwhy do young people prefer texting to calling and actually talking with someone?
Because you cannot call and give the exact same message to more than one person at the same time.
If breakfast + lunch = brunch what is munch?
If breakfast + lunch = brunch what is munch?
It is nothing... just another Cadbury's chocolate.Why do we ask stupid questions?
I ask them b'cuz, no one has answers for my intelligent one's.
When will the world come to an end?
When will the world come to an end?
Every night when you fall asleep. Sort of like the "if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it "theory"
Why are there two sides to every story?
There are actually seven, but of the other five, two are shy, one is psychotic, one is inscrutable, and the last is hanging out in a dive bar, hoping to get lucky.Why do they call the wind 'Mariyah'? Why not 'Brianna'?
Because it 'Careys'..
Why is there no cure for the common cold?
Why is there no cure for the common cold?
Because its incurableWhy is it 10 items or less?
Tomorrow. For sure. But the tomorrow, they say, never comes.Why do we get drunk, get ill with a hangover and then go out and get drunk all over again?
because it's fun. Funny what we think is fun sometimes.Why do people go to the 20-items or less aisle when they clearly have at least 35?
So many people with excellent eye-sight and bad counting skills ..I know! pmhhh..
Why don't firemen wear ties?
Why don't firemen wear ties?
Because its hard to climb a ladder with a tie (railroad) around your neck!Why do people hate lawyers, but not judges?
They do! On Father's Day! :DWhy do people drive miles away to get a bargain price?
Because they won't feel as guilty about spending the money if they can say it was a bargain!Happy Mother's Day everyone!
Why do monkeys like bananas?
They like to show humans how they can peel fruit, too!Why do you say tomayto and I say tomahto?
Because there are so many different salsa recipes. Why isn't there a Daughter's Day?
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Man and Superman (other topics)Man and Superman (other topics)
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The Territorial Imperative: A Personal Inquiry Into the Animal Origins of Property and Nations (other topics)
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Why do people have trouble sleeping when they get older?