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Rose wrote: "the most poopular is "where's a bathroom"?why do dog's love fire hydrants?"
I make no promises for any coherence after midnight.
dogs love fire hydrants because cats hate waterwhy do spiders like to hang out in bathtubs?
Because when they are tired of being around webs, they prefer a place where there cannot be any webs.How did fashion, as we know it, originate?
When Adam made Eve wear leaves.
What is the oldest profession?
What is the oldest profession?
Insurance ActuatorsWhen was the last time you had your policy evaluated?
Because the boys prefer standing in the back row of the choir.Why does the weather invariably turn cold again once I have put out all the summer clothes and packed away the winter stuff?
Because it missed you and it returned back to see if you too missed it as much. Why are summers so hot?
Two words 'ice-cream' or 'Ben & Jerry's' or 'Dairy Queen'
What makes one person doubt another?
What makes one person doubt another?
To give the mind something to work on. Idle mind is devil's haven.Why are deserts so deserted?
because people like me prefer to live in floodzones - it's so exciting to not know if your house will still be there when spring is over...why do people build really tall buildings on earthquake fault lines?
So there will still be some building seen when the rest is underground.Why do people dress up their animals?
So that people will identify the pet owner as the pet's pet...why do we destroy the things we love most?
Because if we didn't, who would?How many licks does it take to get to the center?
forty-two.why do people always make assumptions that aren't based on reality?
Because that's what an assumption is, it's never based on reality...Have you found your soulmate?
Yeah, but my soul is not telling me.Why do we love listening to music?
because silence can be deafening.why are we sleepy in the middle of the morning, justa few hours after gettink up?
Because that's your body's way of reminding you that you shouldn't have got up.Why did people build computers?
because they were bored and wanted to upgrade Lego.why is it called surfing when you are online?
Actually, you are just a drop in the ocean of people online but it's a lot cooler to be a surfer so ..
Is evil inborn or consequential?
Is evil inborn or consequential?
It's just their way of proving that dogs have better toothpaste than us.Why is man so obsessed with the concept of extraterrestrial life?
because man thinks they already know everything about the Earth..what is there after death?
because they don't smell clean at all!why does hair look darker when it is wet?
because they have been told they are, through many centuries.Why do men and women always compete?
because we like to hear that we are right.Why are people so egocentric?
because man has to understand why things are happeneing, and it's easier for our minds to accept these if we believe that a greater force causes things to happen.Why are so many people afraid of death?
Heaven has a poor marketing agent and hell...they can't even attract the masochists!
Why are people afraid of growing old?
Why are people afraid of growing old?
because they fear that once their youth is over tehy won't have any fun!why do grandmas always spoil their grandchildren?
Its their way of being the center of attraction.Why is chocolate brown colored?
Because you were wearing coolers whenever white chocholate was in front of you.
What do you call a person who does not like music?
What do you call a person who does not like music?
because cotton candy already had dibs on pink.Why is it called a sweet tooth?
What do you call a person who does not like music? Such a person is called Ebenezar ;)
Why is it called a sweet tooth?
Because it is so sweet so as to never offend you whenever you're eating. It'll only tell you of its complaints after you've eaten.
Why snakes can't walk?
the centipedes stole all their legswhy do the centipedes want so many legs
to be able to put on so many shoes! I think amny women would be glad to be able to wear so many shoes at a time ;-)Why do women like shopping?
Atishay wrote: "What do you call a person who does not like music?
Such a person is called Ebenezar ;)
Atishay is that someone you know?
Such a person is called Ebenezar ;)
Atishay is that someone you know?
Atishay is that someone you know?
No, I was referring to Ebenezar Scrooge from Christmas Carol. He hated music.
Stella wrote: "to be able to put on so many shoes! I think amny women would be glad to be able to wear so many shoes at a time ;-)
Why do women like shopping?
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Because men don't like to pay for it.
Why are most sports played with balls?
Why do women like shopping?
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Because men don't like to pay for it.
Why are most sports played with balls?
Atishay wrote: "
Atishay is that someone you know?
No, I was referring to Ebenezar Scrooge from Christmas Carol. He hated music. "
Ah! the proverbial scrooge!
Atishay is that someone you know?
No, I was referring to Ebenezar Scrooge from Christmas Carol. He hated music. "
Ah! the proverbial scrooge!
because it would require a lot of imagination for everyone to run after an imaginary object.why do tigers see the world in black and white?
Why are most sports played with balls?Because balls roll and anything rolling is fun and sporty. Nothing is sportier than people running after something rolling.
Why are leaves green?
Because sports were invented by men, and all men like to play with their balls.Why is my mind in the gutter this morning?
because tomatoes are red and green goes with their skin.why do tigers see the world in black and white?
Because they like classic movies. Humphrey Bogart is the favorite I believe. Why do we eat?
Why is my mind in the gutter this morning? Because it has nowhere to go, being in a single room forever, it decided to commit suicide by drowning itself in the gutter. Alas, it has been saved from there too.
We eat to fill in the holes left in us by bad things happeningWhy do we have a constant need to know why?
Because it has already happened and someone needs to figure out why it happened.Why did shakespeare write Romeo and Juilet ?
because Marlowe said this whole idea of star-crossed lovers was crap and he wouldn't give his name to it.Why are tragic love stories declared the greatest love stories of all time?
Because the idea of a happy love story is so unimaginable to human race. They prefer it to be tragic as they can believe it.Why does someone snore ?
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why do dog's love fire hydrants?