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Becasue being so small and far from the head toes have serious inferiority issues. Bashing them into furniture, and other low objects, is the last straw - the final insult. They have their revenge by causing maximum pain forcing you to pay them some attention by acknowledging their existence.
Why does food always taste better when some one else cooks it?
Because the tongue hasn't got a clue of what's gonna hit it.Why do we scratch our nose?
To make sure it is not 'running' anywhere.
Why is the earth round?
Why is the earth round?
Because if it was a cube, it would look too much like a Borg ship, which would just be scary.Why does Easter dinner always take longer to cook than you plan, even when you give yourself PLENTY of time?
*Cook, ham! Cook!*
Because if you weren't stressed out, it wouldn't be a festive dinner.Why does the Easter bunny bring eggs? why isn't it the Easter Chicken?
Chickens lay ("bring") eggs all year round; for Easter, the animals like to mix it up. The bunnies get to pretend to "bring" eggs for a day, although the chickens were worries that the bunny eggs would get confused with their own, so they made a deal that the bunnies' eggs had to be colored. There isn't a SINGLE "Easter Bunny", per se. There are several bunnies assigned to different areas of the world. It's more of an Easter Bunny Coalition, if you will. Each year, a new bunny will get a turn at giving their eggs away...What causes insomnia?
Too much thought! too much brain activity :-)why do men snore?
The cats and dogs don't wish to converse with each other.
If cavemen were gorrillas, why don't we get more ?
If cavemen were gorrillas, why don't we get more ?
because nobody has bothered to tell modern gorillas that the secret is to "..bang the rocks together, guys!"If you had a car that could drive itself, would it eventually ask for it's own keys one day, and say, "I'll be back by eleven, twelve at the latest."?
Knowing my luck, probably so!Why are people so rude to sales clerks sometimes?
Because they always gets on the way of the costumers when in truth they don't need assistance....Are blues singers blue babies when they're born?
No, its the way in which they see and talk things. When they see, they see everything against a background of blue. (In some babies, the background is often so dark shade of blue that they can't discern a small dark object in the foreground. This is a hereditary problem and is called 'bluetopsy'. It has been found that this defect can reduce with age, in which the background color starts drifting towards more lighter shades of blue, provided that the child constantly sings 'blues' for the rest of his/her life. In some rare cases, the condition doesn't improve and most often, these cases become rappers).Why is it so hard to think of a stupid question?
You have exhausted your share of stupidity studying 'blues singers' and 'rappers'
:-P
Why did someone create this thing called marriage?
:-P
Why did someone create this thing called marriage?
They thought it was the cool thing then, but I guess no one's riding that bandwagon lately...When do crazy know they're crazy? Do they know the symptoms?
Felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around to find no one."Ghost?" I called out calmly. Some time later someone walked in on me looking for the Ghost calling out "Don't be afraid to reveal yourself!". And the look on that persons face might be how I knew when to realize you've gone crazy.
Why can't you fool everyone all the time?
Why can't you fool everyone all the time?
It would require too much energy, and we are a lazy bunch of people.Why do we say a heart breaks? it stays intact inside your chest, or else you'd die..
It doesn't actually break. It's just taking a break ..
Why are we born without the ability to converse?
Why are we born without the ability to converse?
we are conversing, we only speak a different language than the other human beings. Maybe it is an alien language that we forget the more time we spend oustide of the womb and among the other adult humans.Why are aliens thought to be green?
Because conversation is the only way two stupid people can share their stupid ideas.Why do we have names?
Because they like to fly around horse butts. Makes me glad to be a human.ALSO, I wanted to comment on the lack of ability to converse when we're born. My friend is teaching her baby sign language (I hear it's all the rage nowadays), and her SEVEN-MONTH-OLD will sign "milk" when she's hungry. Studies are showing that really really small children understand a WHOLE lot more than they can communicate.
Why did some cultures evolve using a fork and some evolve using chopsticks?
because those hwo use the chopsticks now, started out witha fork too, only it broke, and since they figured they could use these 2 bits of sticks also, why bother forging them together?Why do they say tomato is a fruit?
Because tomato was being boycotted by all its colleague veggies and this innocent, sweet and cute little thing had nowhere to go. So, fruits took pity and adopted the tomato into their family. Why do we speak so much ?
we must.why do we forget what we came into a room to get and have to go back to the other room to remember what it was?
same reason we retrace our steps to the last place we remember seeing/having an object that is lost.
A pessimist says it's half empty, An optimist says its half full. Who says it's half empty and half full?
A pessimist says it's half empty, An optimist says its half full. Who says it's half empty and half full?
the realist.Why did the chicken cross the road? (just to stay at philosphical questions..) ;-)
because we can always blackmail them that way.Why do we care what other people think about us?
Because people think before speaking and teens don't think before speaking. So, that's a divide.Why everything we like to eat is junk ?
it is only an illusion, in reality it is an octogon.Why do people travel?
Because food is so delicious, we can't help ourselves!Why is a hamburger called a hamburger, when there's no ham in a burger?
because even though air is yummy, our body wants some fattening food also.Why can't we float above the ground?
Because not everyone is talented enough to steal!I'm reposting Saranicole's question, because it got skipped:
Why is a hamburger called a hamburger, when there's no ham in a burger?
Are you SURE there's no ham in a burger?If you knew what was really in a hot dog, would you eat it anyway?
I know what's in it and that's why I won't eat it.
Who made the rule that only females can paint their nails?
Who made the rule that only females can paint their nails?
In the Cemetry of Forgotten Things... don't go there... Some says when you go there you'll be forgotten...When do we know that we've done the right thing?
The elves tell us (at least mine do)Where do socks go?
between a foot and a furlong
What is the deadliest secret?
What is the deadliest secret?
The one that kills you.What is a brainteaser?
That can be absolutely deadly! Something like you ate a chocolate without telling anyone. That's deadly. What is the main difference between the words 'lose' and 'loose' ?
Sorry, I forgot to refresh. What is a brainteaser?
A brain that teases other people by giving them brainteasers to solve.
What is the main difference between the words 'lose' and 'loose' ?
Oh, yes. That's what my other selves tell me.Do dragons exist?
of course they do, in nightmares and fairy tales!Why don't we believe in things we don't see?
Hay wrote: "they could
why do we have a sky "
So when someone asks why, we can say "because the sky is so high"
Example:
A.I am not hungry.
Q.Why?
A. Because the sky is so high.
why do we have a sky "
So when someone asks why, we can say "because the sky is so high"
Example:
A.I am not hungry.
Q.Why?
A. Because the sky is so high.
Stella wrote: "of course they do, in nightmares and fairy tales!
Why don't we believe in things we don't see?"
I think we do believe but we keep it a secret. I believe in ghosts and yet I haven't seen one and I don't admit that either.
Why do we sometimes not believe what we see?
Why don't we believe in things we don't see?"
I think we do believe but we keep it a secret. I believe in ghosts and yet I haven't seen one and I don't admit that either.
Why do we sometimes not believe what we see?
Sowmya wrote: "Stella wrote: "of course they do, in nightmares and fairy tales!Why don't we believe in things we don't see?"
I think we do believe but we keep it a secret. I believe in ghosts and yet I hav..."
Because we can't see clearly what's to believe about it..
What's an oxymoron?
Deafening silence.Why is silence golden.
I think Oxymoron is that guy who does the OxiClean commercials...Where did the phrase, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings" come from?
the last scene of an operaWhat is the most poopular question asked at Walt Disney World?
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Why does it hurt so much to stub your toe?