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Because there are many more bad shots than good ones.Why do birds sing?
Because they got nothing else to do besides crapping on someone's head...Did you take your kitchen sink's gunk?
No, I get my gunk from the ATG 'Any Time Gunk' like other normal people.
Has it ever really been wrinkle free (as they claim in those ad's)?
Has it ever really been wrinkle free (as they claim in those ad's)?
Only when newborn - and we all know that doesn't last!Why should I want whiter whites? isn't plain white good enough?
If it was there wouldn't be eggshell white, ivory white, etc.Why do our kids have so much more energy than us when we are the ones that need it?
I think it has something to do with the law of diminishing returns - but I'm not up on physics, so I could be wrong!Why can't we have grass that reaches a height of two inches and stops growing? Shouldn't some of that genetic research be put to practical use?
Because that would be injustice for grass, it may sue you for curtailing its human rights!Why does 'green' signal means 'go' and 'red' means 'stop'?
They came up with the grazing cow some time back but those creatures keep disappearing..lord knows where! They should clone some more!
Why are mice used in labs more than other animals?
Why are mice used in labs more than other animals?
green = spring time = spring ahead
red = fire = don't go further if you want to see another spring!
Why are mice used in labs more than other animals?
red = fire = don't go further if you want to see another spring!
Why are mice used in labs more than other animals?
It's all a ploy on the part of the mice... You see, they are secretly doing experiments on us! ;)Who decides what is "politically correct" and what is not?
You do.Why do people read their horoscopes?
Because there's nothing else worth reading in the newspaper anyway... why bother... at least the horoscope page always has cool colors to look at... and see the zodiac sign illustration?!... i be that would make MichaelAngelo cringe....What book will be the big thing?
The next big thingCan tutles come out of their shell?
Yes, they can and they don't as they are very shy about it.Why do we grow old?
Recycling of the planet. :DWhy do people want to live forever?
To eat and sleep.Why do the dustbins say 'Use Me' ?
because they are masochistic.Why do we sneeze?
Smog causes too many boogers. Why does everyone value thinness?
Everybody loves taking sides.
Why is colour so important? (How many people like a yellow watermelon?)
Why is colour so important? (How many people like a yellow watermelon?)
A fruit of any other color would NOT taste as sweet... I think with foods (fruits and vegetables, especially), color is one of the main indicators of ripeness, so when you see a yellow watermelon, you automatically think it's not ripe yet.....
Of course, on St. Patrick's Day, people dye all sorts of foods green, and that's perfectly acceptable...
Why do some authors love to make people cry??
because usually people don't cry as easily as they laugh, it is a challenge.Why are there 4 seasons and not more or less? who decided of it?
In Texas, we like to joke that we have two seasons: hot and not-so-hot. BUT, it's all about how the earth goes around the sun in an elliptical orbit and how the earth is rotating on a tilted axis. So I would say whoever put the earth here, traveling around the sun in an elliptical orbit and made the earth rotate on a tilted axis is responsible. (*coughGodcough*) Aren't the seasons lovely?
Why do people make fun of engineers?
I wasn't aware they did. Do they? really?Why do mothers want their daughters to marry doctors?
because they don't want them to marry bank robberswhy are there many types of mustard, but only one type of ketchup?
Because humans didn't try to breed it for its looks or taste because it was perfect the way it was and so it never branched off into different sub species and there was no pattern of evolution.Can I ask you a question?
Why couldn't you ask me a question?Why do people sometimes answer questions with questions?
I'm sorry, could you repeat that please?Now where did I leave my pencil?
Is it a regular pencil or a mechanical pencil?Why do I hate cleaning so much?
Because dust has a strange of attraction to you...What can you do to repel dusts from Saranicole's face?
Keep the fan on.Who does a crossword puzzle in ink?
Newspapers do it every day.Where did I put my shoes?
LOL, Mosca!Wherever you left your pencil.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Because the little one couldn't. Why am I still awake?
You're dreaming that you're awake. You're actually fast asleep.Why do birds fly?
because they can't swim.Why are there oceans and not just land?
Because people need somewhere to go and cryWhy are tears salty?
Because sugar molecules are larger than salt molecules. Tears are small, so salt molecules can only come in.Why did man invent television?
So we can take a break from answering stupid questions.
Where do all these 'stupid' questions come from?
Where do all these 'stupid' questions come from?
from stupid people ;-)who determines who/what is stupid?
Tom Hanks said it "Stupid is as stupid does"
Why don't we have famous lines among common people (or do we?
Why don't we have famous lines among common people (or do we?
We do, it's just that a limited number of people are aware of those famous lines, since you only know a limited number of people.Why do opposites attract?
Because the iron in your blood works like a magnet - and we all know the opposite ends of magnets attract!Is that why so many people kiss their boss's a**, because their opposite ends attract?
You didn't buy them a luxury cave fitted with a trendy scratch post.
Do parrots understand what they are taught to speak?
Do parrots understand what they are taught to speak?
No, it is simply an automatic response.What planet am I from?
for the experience called a lifetime.Why is birth so painful?
because if we didn't it would be too hard to work the remote and get snacks during commercialsWhy do we have hair
So we'll know when the wind is blowing.
Why did we do away with the barter system?
Why did we do away with the barter system?
When did that happen?Why do herbs make food taste better?
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Why is the film roll from which photos are made called 'negative'?