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Fun and Games
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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
You know why, don't you? So that when you go out in the morning the next day, it will be all messy on your windshield. Why did someone invent electricity?
So he could invent the "i-pod"Why does it snow in APRIL!?
Because April is the month God combs his hair... you know snow is God's dandruff...Does you feet smell like a rotten fish?
Only the day before bath day.Why do we bother with boys?
So that we would bother you back.Why do we only have one set of eyes?
If the rule were opposite then there would be no S**t(No.2).:-D
What if LIFE were an acronym?
What if LIFE were an acronym?
Losing It Frequently Egypt?Why is pot illegal?
Oh man..that was heavy!....I'm hungry....what was your question again?Oh wow....man..where did you put the pizza?
ohhh man... 'coz your heavy with pot you forgot that the pizza was in your pants... now that's what I call cheesy... ^_^Ohhh wow.... ohhh wow?!
I have no idea how, and I don't know if I even WANT to know, you know?Why do I look so bad in yellow??? :(
Now, that's one Stupid question I don't know how to answer stupidly. Maybe yellow is too bright.Why do we cry after seeing a beautiful movie?
because we know that there are bad movies out there, waiting their turnwhy can't Mosca ever find anything?
Because they're always somewhere else.Why do people die when they get hit by a train?
Because they were on the tracks.Do you know the muffin man?
Well, silver, obviously. What do I have in my pocket?
A dinosaur, an egg, some cotton, wool, a big piece of pie and some forgotten pizza coupons.Where did the dinosaurs go?
A: Sacrificed themselves in an epic battle against zombiesQ: If the equator is at zero degrees, why is it so hot?
How do you KNOW it's hot at the equator? Have you ever BEEN there? I have a feeling it's not TOO hot in the mountains of Ecuador...I LOVE that question! That was a GREAT one! Degrees temperature vs degrees latitude.... hee hee hee... Nice play on words!
What method do you used to come up with stupid questions?
i have a never ending supply. i just think of the next thing i was going to ask my dad and it's usually stupid. :Pwhat's the most profound thing anyone has said to you?
"Read my lips, 'No taxes'." Now who darn said that?
You did, Four hours and 36..mins ago.
Why do all aeroplanes look alike?
Why do all aeroplanes look alike?
Just because people say it doesn't make it true. (The same goes for the internet... just because it's on here doesn't mean it's true!) Have you seen Expelled? (Ben Stein's documentary film about evolution vs. intelligent design...) It sounds like you might like it. (I thought it was fabulous!)Why are scientists so scared to admit that there are things in nature they can't explain with modern science?
Apparently, that evolutionary process has been made redundant.
Why doesn't everyone dress alike?
Why doesn't everyone dress alike?
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A: That would mean that there is magic in the world and scientists won't admit that either.
Q: Why doesn't everyone dress alike?
A: That would mean that there is magic in the world and scientists won't admit that either.
Q: Why doesn't everyone dress alike?
If you had attended a Catholic school, you might know why :)why is Monday the longest day of the week?
yellowbird wrote: "If you had attended a Catholic school, you might know why :)
why is Monday the longest day of the week?
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Actually I did ! They were really strict about uniforms ..Thanks for reminding me :D
why is Monday the longest day of the week?
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Actually I did ! They were really strict about uniforms ..Thanks for reminding me :D
A: Monday never forgets to take its vitamins.
Q: Do vampires exist in reality?
Q: Do vampires exist in reality?
I'm sure there are people who drink blood (EWW!), but no, I don't think there are undead vampires. Random fact: My husband works with a professor from TRANSYLVANIA! How cool is that?
Why are so many people haters?
because they are jealousIsn't thinking vampires are sexy like thinking serial killers are too?
I agree... whenever I see female vampires it arouses my libido.... with her pale skin and blood-red lips...the case is the same with female serial killers.... I like those feme-fatale types....
Why got my dough?
The bread maker or the pizza guy.
What is the sure sign that 'HE' is cheating?
What is the sure sign that 'HE' is cheating?
When he starts wearing thong underware when he was originally a boxer type of guy.Why are my kids so crazy?
I did a google search on "keep track of books you read online", or something like that, I think. Found it all by myself... and have recruited a bunch of my friends... :)How did you find TNBBC?
I didn't like what the best book club was reading.Why is it so hard to pick the next book?
Because we keep dropping them.Why do we eat?
Because we are not marooned on a desert island.
What is the secret to success?
What is the secret to success?
Failure is the key to success.Why do people hate clichés, when a lot of times they're SO TRUE?
Only God knows.Why do the wrong people wear spandex?
For the same reason all the wrong people wear bikinis and speedos at the beach.Why do all the wrong people wear bikinis and speedos at the beach?
because they shopped at the skinny storewhy do people not remember that there is gravity on the moon?
What's wrong with my spandex Speedos?What's wrong with the wrong people?
They usually don't have the right answers.How did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers, don't they have to be picked before they are pickled?
Peter Piper picked the peck of pickeled peppers from Paul Pratson who partly pickled them prior to picking.Why can't you make lemons from lemonaide?
You haven't tried hard enough.Who put the bop in the bop shoe bop?
The same person who made the boots for walkin'Why are tables made of wood and not steel?
Because when eating the fruit of the earth, we should eat it on a table made of a material that comes from the earth. As steel is not naturally occurring (it's a combo of iron and carbon), no one makes tables of it.Why do in-laws always have a bad reputation?
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why are all those birds sitting in the tree over my car?!