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Because they are plotting amongst themselves to take over the worldWhy doesn't coconut come out of it's shell easily?
Because it is shy. Why is the Sun larger than the moon?
Our heads spin even faster.
Why did the quick brown fox jump over the lazy frog?
Why did the quick brown fox jump over the lazy frog?
So it could get to the library faster!Why did the chicken cross the road?
The zombies were after it!Why did the princess kiss a frog?
Because she had a thing about slimy green things.Why is the world not over-populated with zombies if they never die?
The zombies are populating the earth, they move around in disguised as rock star fans most of the time.
When will there be another group like the Beatles?
When will there be another group like the Beatles?
When the fat lady sings
Why are things oh so wrong yet oh so good?
Why are things oh so wrong yet oh so good?
Because if the things that were right felt so good, it would be too easy to resist temptation.Why does everything smell better after a rain?
Because if you lie down in the rain it washes your nose out and everything smells better.Why does the sun go to bed at different times in some countries but always the same time in others?
Because it's logical.Why do so many people drink coffee or tea?
We have to 'ask' them, it's not as if we are allowed to 'tell' them.
Did the pied piper really take away all the rats?
Did the pied piper really take away all the rats?
The remote monster keeps hiding it, it's his favorite game!Why do I overlook what I'm looking for when it's right in front of me?
Because you are looking right over the top of it.Why do we say its raining cats and dogs when clearly its raining water?
It's not water, its the cats' and dogs' tears. Why does beer taste so good?
When did that happen? Last time I checked it smelled bad and tasted worse!
Because it's smoother than water.Why do people buy water?
Water is always free it's the 'bottle'(ed) thats charged.
Does anything quench thirst better than water?
Does anything quench thirst better than water?
Time to get a new watch.Who can say whether it's time to get a new dog?
Time to get a new watch.Why do we have nails??
Earrings wrote: "Time to get a new watch.
Why do we have nails??"
So we can hammer them into walls to hang pictures.
Why do we have nuts?
Why do we have nails??"
So we can hammer them into walls to hang pictures.
Why do we have nuts?
Hay wrote: "when the other dog feels lonely
why do they call a fly a fly just because it flys? other things fly why not call them flys to"
We do but it is spelt 'flies'.
why do they call a fly a fly just because it flys? other things fly why not call them flys to"
We do but it is spelt 'flies'.
Why do we have nuts?"
For protein
As time goes on, why do the days get shorter?
For protein
As time goes on, why do the days get shorter?
When you get old your perspective on time shifts based on how many days you have lived.Why do people get bored?
Because there's nothing to do.What happens when you get struck by lightning?
You've benn definitely got lightningstruck... minor in comparison to being thunderstruck, and major when you got starstruck where you'll be forever petrified...Is Adam Lambert the next American Idol?
We are really saying "hell no".Why do we say good bye?
It assures the bye-ee that even though the bye-er is leaving it is not a bad thing.
Why do most wise/holy men have beards?
Why do most wise/holy men have beards?
Whoa! "bye-ee" "bye-huh?"
Cause they hadn't invented razors yet. Now people just associate beards with wisdom..
Why whenever the snow starts to settle in this snow globe I call life, someone decides to pick it up and shake it?
Cause they hadn't invented razors yet. Now people just associate beards with wisdom..
Why whenever the snow starts to settle in this snow globe I call life, someone decides to pick it up and shake it?
lil Jean wrote: "Whoa! "bye-ee" "bye-huh?"
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bye-ee like payee the one who receives the goodbye:-)
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bye-ee like payee the one who receives the goodbye:-)
lil Jean wrote: "Whoa! "bye-ee" "bye-huh?"
Cause they hadn't invented razors yet. Now people just associate beards with wisdom..
Why whenever the snow starts to settle in this snow globe I call life, someon..."
I don't know but seriously, stay away from Someone!
Why is a shoe flower called that?
Cause they hadn't invented razors yet. Now people just associate beards with wisdom..
Why whenever the snow starts to settle in this snow globe I call life, someon..."
I don't know but seriously, stay away from Someone!
Why is a shoe flower called that?
The crushed flower is also used as a shoe polish and hence is referred to as ‘shoe flowers’.Why do we obsess over body odor?
I agree with Sowmya.
lil Jean stay away from the "someones" who shake your snow globe!
Its in the genes, evolution has selected us to detect excess body odour and then reject the owner as a potential mate.Do snapdragons ever catch the dragons they snap at?
Why don;t you ask Charlie Weasley about that? He'll give you loads of information about dragons....Is Angels and Demons is truly that controversial a film?
Only if you're stupid enough to think fiction is reality.Why do peppers taste "hot"?
Because they're sexy little devilsWhy does the sun rise but then night falls?
The sun is made of hot gasses, so it's very light and rises. The night is made of heavy gloomy thoughts, and scary things, so it's heavy and falls.Have you ever really seen a bouncing baby boy? Who decided babies were rubber?
Yes, my son. I truly believe he is made of rubberWhy is Fall called fall?
Because the leaves and the mercury fall!Why do we put windows in our houses, then cover them up?
Because they look prettier than brick walls.Why do Americans ask if you want cream and sugar in your coffee and then give you milk instead of cream?
Because cream looks like sugarWhy are there so many television channels?
Everyone has an opinion, at least with television you can turn it off/switch channels.
Is there anything sweeter than sugar?
Is there anything sweeter than sugar?
Because the jobs making trouble had all gone.How do we know that every cloud has a silver lining? Might not some be gold or even copper?
because it helps us learn how to learnWhy do ink pens come in so many shapes and styles?
Because frequently we need different pens for the different letters of the alphabet.What is the best pen for the letter H?
To keep life interesting.
Why does this game completely kick a$$? =P
Why does this game completely kick a$$? =P
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