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message 501: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments I'm rather excited.

Unfortunately I'll have to visit the local Wetherspoons to register it as I didn't get the 3G one.

I don't like Wetherspoons. :(

And it won't be waiting for me when we get there, either.

Delivery between the 16th and 18th, it sez.


message 502: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Just collected my paperwhite! Weyhey!

Looks like it'll have to be Wetherspoons for lunch tomorrow.

Beer in the afternoon. Yuck.

Hey Mike? You ever watch this new (I think it's new) freeview channel calked Quest?

Dave just found it and we've got a really good WWII documentary on at the mo.


message 503: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Not head of that channel before, no. Boshed it on and discovered that my cable box is acting up.

Got to wait 5 minutes whilst I let it reboot...


message 504: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments No worries. It's on five minutes of frickin adverts right now.


message 505: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Yeah, they're bloody appalling.

I never knew that cleaning carpets was something that women got all dressed up and excited for.


message 506: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments And what's with using kitchen roll to wipe up brandy butter?

Tongue!


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments Should be shot for spilling it in the first place. Criminal behaviour.

Obviously you've never been to a carpet cleaning party Michael, best social events ever!


message 508: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Probably explains why carpet cleaners are always cheeky, chirpy cockneys.


message 509: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Something tells me you'll like this.

http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/sigarch/proje...


message 510: by Joo (new)

Joo (jooo) | 1351 comments I'm depressed now :(


message 511: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Ha! That's pretty nifty actually.

Good find.

It's not a bad premise for a short story either...


message 512: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Yay! I've inspired an author!


message 513: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Now why do I think you'll enjoy this, Mike?

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/12/...


message 514: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments That was a bit weird to be honest.


message 515: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Yep.


message 516: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson doesn’t like Christmas

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message 517: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Hulk Hogan reviews a tin of Heinz baked beans

http://michaelcargill.wordpress.com/2...


message 518: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments OIY you.

You've been way too quiet in here.

How's the writing progressing?


message 519: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Blimey, it's been over a month since I wrote anything for my blog!

At the moment, I'm right near the end of my current WIP. I had a sticky patch where I wasn't sure how to move things on but I'm just about over that now. In my head I've got a target of sorts of 50k words being the minimum required for a story to be long enough for a solo release and for a while I was worried that this one would fall well short of that.

I've also got one or two interesting ideas for other stories bouncing around in my head at the moment. When I finish this one I might take a break for a couple of weeks and start working on one of them before going back to do any editing.


message 520: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Sticky patch.

Hehehehehehehehehe


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Covered with PVA glue and glitter?


message 522: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Sometimes, you girls can be jolly silly.


message 524: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments All that ice and snow turns people into animals.

No wonder us British peeps are such a funny bunch.


message 526: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Cosmetics and water? Are they using permanent marker pens...?


message 527: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Tattoos.


message 528: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Aaaaaaaand FINITO!

Initial draft of my latest unnamed book is done!

YES!

So what am I going to do now? Um... maybe leave it a week... do one round of editing and then start on something else to clear my mind... go outside maybe... play on me Xbox...

Oh, the whims of a creative can be so tiresome.


message 529: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments I've got a shit load of papers that need sorting and filing.

I'll even provide you with colourful tabs.


message 530: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Beats going to work.


message 531: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Well, no.

I didn't work yesterday nor did I sort the papers.

I need one of them rountuoits everyone talks about.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "Well, no.

I didn't work yesterday nor did I sort the papers.

I need one of them rountuoits everyone talks about."


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-evsbP6Ck-_4...


message 533: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Blog update time!

Goddam liberal assholes at NASA are ruining the galaxy

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message 534: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Another update!

Justin Bieber’s diary

http://michaelcargill.wordpress.com/2...


message 535: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments As a Canadian, I'd like to apologise for the existence of Bieber.


message 536: by David (new)

David Hadley As far as I know I've never heard anything by this Bieber.

All these things just seem to pass me by.

I remember daughter No.1 was interested in a boy band for a few weeks, can't remember which one it was though - although I have a feeling they could have been Irish.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Probably Westzone or Boylife then.


message 538: by David (new)

David Hadley Gingerlily - Smiter of idiots. wrote: "Probably Westzone or Boylife then."

Could be, it was around the time of the Spice Ladies. I seem to remember a video that got played a lot.

She grew out of it all rather quickly though.


message 539: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Bieber, schmieber - I've updated me blog again!

Everyone should brush, floss, and barf thrice daily

http://michaelcargill.wordpress.com/2...


message 540: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments You didn't explain the carrot chunk mystery.


message 541: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments ... the what?


message 542: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments It's a well know fact that whenever you puke there will be carrot chunks, no matter how long it's been since you ate carrots.


message 543: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments That's... an interesting idea that could possibly be used in the future...


message 544: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Fodder, eh?


message 545: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Small update for those that are interested:

The WWII story that I finished last month is still in hibernation and the 'plan' is to leave it there for another few months before I go back and do any editing.

In the meantime I've written two light hearted short stories and have just started work on a story with a fantasy setting. I have no real plans for it, so it could end up being another short story or it could be a rambling epic monstrosity.

Given that I've never attempted to write a fantasy story before, it's as much an experiment as anything else and assuming things go well the world that I'm building will be strong enough to be used again in the future. It's still early days (a mere 500 words!) so I don't know how prevalent things like magical spells, wizards, elves, dwarves, dragons, wyrms, etc. will be.

tl;dr - I'm making it all up as I go.


message 546: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments That's what everyone does! The definition of fiction. ;)


message 547: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Hell yeah!

And you're officially in the know about things like this now which is proper nifty, like.


message 548: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments I've always felt myself to be in the 'don't know' camp. Or even 'It's nowt to do with me.'


message 549: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments Blog update, yo.

Hulk Hogan reviews April Fools

http://michaelcargill.wordpress.com/2...


message 550: by Michael (new)

Michael Cargill (michaelcargill) | 2992 comments The highbrow blogger peeps over at Aside from Writing are running their annual Indie Author Month at the moment and they asked me to write an article for them!

I present to you A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN AUTHOR. It's suitably embellished and exaggerated of course...

http://asidefromwriting.com/2014/05/0...


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