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[Dawn]

I was almost named Fawn. Almost. Imagine where I'd be if it had actually happened.. A gutter minded stripper instead of a gutter minded engineer.

Thanks mom :)





No offense to anyone named Fawn. It's just.. You know... Like a baby deer and stuff. I'd rather be Dawn.

[[deleted user]]

Dawn, like the crack of.

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>.>

[[deleted user]]

I'll rate you, sonuva*muttergrumble*

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon]

Ala wrote: "Dawn, like the crack of.

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How bad is it that it took me a minute to get it?

[Dawn]

Oh no, never tickling. I can't breathe when I'm tickled. And I fight. Punch, bite, whatever it takes to make it stop. And I just might wet my pants.

/TMI

[Laurel]

I have another friend named Dawn. She has, I swear, a Sun right above her butt crack. She's very proud of that tattoo.

[[deleted user]]

Tickle me and I will kickban you

[Dawn]

And then I wet my pants and cry and you feel horrible. Sounds like a horrible plan to me! :P

[Dawn]

Hah. I have in fact wet myself while being tickled. It was years and years ago... But it happened. In my defense.. It was college. Two of my guy friends had pinned me down and were tickling me. I couldn't breathe and/or move, and I couldn't tell them they really needed to stop because I couldn't breathe. It wasn't like a lot... Enough though. Now I punch people I even suspect of wanting to think about maybe someday tickling me. Just saying :P



And yet again... /TMI

[Dawn]

Oh I've peed my pants more than once. Usually from laughing really hard, and usually when drunk.

I am sooooo sexy right now.

[Laurel]

Um... Gather 'round the carpet everyone. It's story time!




Seriously Ronald, spill

[Chris]

Now, if y'all make her pee while we're collected by the hip, I'm gonna be pissed.


So to speak....

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon]

Laurel wrote: "Um... Gather 'round the carpet everyone. It's story time!




Seriously Ronald, spill"

I don't know if I want to be sitting on the carpet that Dawn may pee on...

[Dawn]

Only if tickled or very drunk, neither of which I am right now.




Yet.




But I'm going out for margaritas with some girls later, so beware tonight!

[Chris]

Public??

oh crap.

[[deleted user]]

<.<

[[deleted user]]

Did they gets their internets clogged in the tubes again?

[[deleted user]]

You should just cull them.

[Becky]

Ronald wrote: "On the bright side, as a manger, I get to affect people's ability to get pay raises."

I thought, as a manger, you only got to have a baby Jesus born in you and wise men around you... O_o

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Ala wrote: "I dont know what's going on, but I approve"

^

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Ronald wrote: "I don't think there's anyone that's been blackout drunk that hasn't pissed themselves at least once."

I'll probably jinx myself by openly saying it, but this is one thing I've not done while blackout drunk.

[[deleted user]]

I would like to try some of this soju now

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I've heard horror stories about soju from friends in LA and that kind was regulated. I think I'll stick with my whiskey, tequila, & vodka.

[Chris]

Becky wrote: "Ronald wrote: "On the bright side, as a manger, I get to affect people's ability to get pay raises."

I thought, as a manger, you only got to have a baby Jesus born in you and wise men around you....."

I loved this. LOL. I was so catching that same typo and yes, you caught it.....

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Ronald wrote: "Ah, vodka. I became addicted to vodka tonics and sweat tea when I spent a month in South Carolina for training."

I'm gonna chalk this typo up to the disgusting weather that goes with South Carolina in the summer. Did they have sweet tea vodka yet when you were there?

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Ronald wrote: "Denae wrote: "Ronald wrote: "Ah, vodka. I became addicted to vodka tonics and sweat tea when I spent a month in South Carolina for training."

I'm gonna chalk this typo up to the disgusting weather..."

sweat tea as opposed to sweet tea

[Laurel]

Bleck!

No green tea for me, tonight :(

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Ronald wrote: "Laurel wrote: "Bleck!

No green tea for me, tonight :("

Man Sweat (TM) tea is guaranteed to clean your system out. With just one cup a day your skin will look younger, and feel smoother.

Man Swea..."

That's because it's an emetic.

[[deleted user]]

That, or they're all in a drunken coma.

[Dawn]

Tequila. That is all.

[[deleted user]]

Drunken Comas for everyone!

wooo!

[Dawn]

Thursday is Friday for me this week. I've been off work for over a month for some shit so this was my first week back, and there by shortened. Happy hour rocks!

[[deleted user]]

Big ass margaritas cheap.

Gotta love 'em

[Dawn]

These margaritas were awesome. Huge. I had three. I went to this bar like 2 minutes from my new apartment, called Deadwood. They had like duck tenders and buffalo balls and venison chili (which was my choice). And I just got a house margarita, no salt, and it was awesome. Didn't realize it wasn't even lime, I guess it was grapefruit and like orange juice? Then played pool for a while and sucked it up. It was an awesome night.

[[deleted user]]

Gotta have a margarita.

On a beach.

With a hot chick.

Sonice.

[Chris]

Deadwood?

I'm your huckleberry....

[Dawn]

It was so good. Come to MI. You can sleep on my couch, and I'll take you there and pay. I wanna try the duck tenders. It's like a hunting lounge / bar. Gamey. I'm not into hunting myself, but the food was to die for.

[Dawn]

I thought I hated margaritas until this past July. Then I realized I loved them. Tequila makes me such a slut though. Like an innocent slut. A tease is a better word. Just saying. In a public forum. God I'm horrible.

[Chris]

It sounds awesome...

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon]

Ronald wrote: "I don't think I've ever had a margarita. My drinks of choice are vodka tonics, rum and coke, or heineken when I have beer.

If there's a good local brew, I'll get that, but we don't have any around..."

I approve of the rum and coke, but heineken is yucky. Blech.

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon]

I've had Malibu and coke, but never vanilla. I may have to try it next time I want something really sweet.

Also
<- Never been blackout drunk. I'm ok with that.

[[deleted user]]

Malibu and Mt Dew.

And I've been blackout drunk.

Fun times.

[[deleted user]]

Nicki wrote: "I'm a little tipsy now.

*shutting up now*"

Oh...?


And yet, my phone has not informed me of any incoming messages.

why is that, hmm?

ಠ_ಠ

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon]

Damn. Ow. :-/

[[deleted user]]

Ronald... i'm sorry you got dropped.




But I laughed.

[Riona]

Mmmm, margaritas. I was at Dallas BBQ with friends last week drinking Texas-size margaritas (they come with an extra shot!) It was a ridiculous night. They apparently have this margarita that comes with a mini-beer sticking out of it too, but I forget what it's called.

[[deleted user]]

Riona wrote: "Mmmm, margaritas. I was at Dallas BBQ with friends last week drinking Texas-size margaritas (they come with an extra shot!) It was a ridiculous night. They apparently have this margarita that comes..."

Those sound pretty good right about now

[Riona]

Oh, google tells me it's called a "bulldog".

[Riona]

Ronald wrote: "Here's one you guys will like.

I'd been drinking pretty consistently throughout the night, and then I did a beer bong. Needless to say, I was beyond the point of common sense.

This guy that's a..."

Awesome.

[Chris]

Hey Riona....

How are you doin'?