Anything Goes Thread - Except That Showing 601-650 of 1,821

[Chris]

Hey. I said "Riona", not Roland Ronald.

[[deleted user]]

Poor Ronald. He forgot the face of his father while blacked out.

[Chris]

LOL..

[[deleted user]]

I aim to please creep.




It's in the job title.



Somewhere.

[Riona]

Oops, I forgot to refresh, and now Roland Ronald is trying to take my place!



...I was originally going to write that he was going to impose... impost... be an impostor of me, but, well, you see my trouble.

[[deleted user]]

man. I remember that video.



chilly was sohot.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I want booze. I really need to make a liquor store run. We're depressingly low and it feels uncomfortable.

And now I want margaritas. Anyone have a good recipe or a good mixer that doesn't taste like pure syrup?

[[deleted user]]

yes, you need booze.

moredrunktextsplease

[whimsicalmeerkat]

you're bringing back memories of being in Rochester for training and the weirdness of every restaurant around being closed on Monday...

[[deleted user]]

closed on a monday? buh?

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Ala wrote: "yes, you need booze.

moredrunktextsplease"

You'll probably get some this weekend. Hitting the ABC store tomorrow.

[[deleted user]]

yusssssssss

[Becky]

Ronald wrote: "Here, it's like - oh shit, it's 10 pm pack your shit. "

Pfft... 10pm. Way to pull an all-nighter. I lived in this town in Virginia where the GROCERY STORE closed at 6pm.

[[deleted user]]

Why would a grocery store close at 6?

Did the zombies come out at night?

[Becky]

Because... well... they sucked.

[Becky]

Zombies appearing after dark would have made things immensely more entertaining there.

[[deleted user]]

zombies appearing after dark would make things interesting anywhere.

[Becky]

But... like... really a LOT more there.


don'ttakethisfromme

[[deleted user]]

...


welp.


you win, Ron.


you win.

[Dawn]

Ala, I'm offended that you didn't find my drunk texts to be more than satisfying for one night. You still need more after all of that? ;)

LOL

[[deleted user]]

I always need moar.

MOAR!

[Dawn]

I feel so used. After all I gave you!

*sobs*

sohurt

[[deleted user]]

awwww

I wouldn't use you.

*hugs Dawn*

<.<
>.>

*doesn't do anything else*

<.<
>.>

[[deleted user]]

And now for that awkward morning after where no one looks at each other and everything is mumbled

[Dawn]

*mumble mumble*
*looks at feet*



Soooooo yeah. About last night.... LOL.

[[deleted user]]

I was drunk.

It wasn't my fault.

How was I supposed to know a ferret and whiskey are a bad combination?

[Dawn]

And how was I supposed to say no to happy hour margaritas and a game of pool? Was my shirt too low cut to be basically laying on the table to make my shots? Maybe. Was I purposefully positioning myself to bend over in front of the tables with guys at them? Perhaps. Were there kids in the restaurant who were saying "mommy look! what's wrong with that lady?" Ok yeah. But only like ten or twenty of them. Just saying.

[[deleted user]]

Kids gotta learn someday

[whimsicalmeerkat]

1. I want a margarita
2. I want drunk texts; I will return in like coin when drunk

[[deleted user]]

Lies and quarter truths

[Dawn]

Oh Denae. You wouldn't have wanted these drunk texts. They were cruel.

[[deleted user]]

Torturous even

<.<

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I'd say I would have been willing to risk it ;)

[Dawn]

I'm a harsh mistress. This is true.

*cracks mother fucking whip*







Too early for f-bombs? :P

[[deleted user]]

It's f o'clock somewhere

[whimsicalmeerkat]

It's always f o'clock

[[deleted user]]

Ruhroh

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I had a client who did that. He was also barely literate and typically wanted to fire someone when he was in the wrong.

Today is culling day. If I get my to-read list down to 1500 or less I'm giving myself booze & cookies.

[Dawn]

CULL IT!

*passes culling blade*

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I'm down from more than 2600 to 2200 already.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

No, I just planned to go to the store for booze today. I didn't have any. As for cookies, today I'm making chocolate cookies with white chocolate chips.

[whimsicalmeerkat]

They're good. I sometimes use mint chocolate or peanut butter chips, but the white chocolate is my boyfriend's favorite. Soon I'll be trying out these cinnamon chips I found in oatmeal cookies.

[[deleted user]]

White chocolate chip cookies?

I am intrigued

[Maggie]

yummy!

another good one is those mint hersheys that are only out this time of year? them them on top of chocolate cookied and spread it around. nummy!

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Ronald wrote: "God, I hate this time of the year. I gain weight every Christmas cause I can't stop myself from eating all of these delicious treats."

eat lettuce for all other meals with the occasional addition of tofu for protein

if you have the willpower to do that, I hate you, although you probably aren't doing too well mentally

[Maggie]

so tonight is the annual pajama party put on by my favorite band...so margaritas should be flowing in abundance! and we will already be ready for sleep, dressed in jammies

[whimsicalmeerkat]

I love both meat *and* tofu. The latter works out well, since I try to limit meat in an attempt to offset my genetic propensity for clogged arteries, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diabetes.

[[deleted user]]

Maggie wrote: "so tonight is the annual pajama party put on by my favorite band...so margaritas should be flowing in abundance! and we will already be ready for sleep, dressed in jammies"

Who is "we", which band, and will there be pics?
<.<

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Ronald wrote: "Denae wrote: "I love both meat *and* tofu. The latter works out well, since I try to limit meat in an attempt to offset my genetic propensity for clogged arteries, high blood pressure, high cholest..."

I believe you mean tinnitus. As for the genetic lottery, I lucked out when it came to appearance, weight, voice, and intelligence. I can so far confirm having seriously lost on the mental health front. The others I am trying as much as possible to stave off.

[Maggie]

Tinnitus Ron....


and the band is called Uncle Shurley...they have a facebook page I think....

we is just me and my friends....lol

I SHOULD bring my camera...maybe Ala, maybe!