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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
"What? You don't love your kid anymore? I been sittin' up here gathering dust for months."If a HOMEMADE QUILT could talk, what would it say?
"Please note that this vibrating toothbrush should only be used in your mouth."If a KIDNEY STONE could talk, what would it say?
"Hi! I'm from the Department of Excruciating Pain. And trust me, this is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me. Shall we get on with it?"If a CUP OF TEA could talk, what would it say?
"You're not a Brit, you twit. Drink a cup of coffee like an American!"If a PACKET OF SWEET N LOW could talk, what would it say?
Stop using me, it would benefit you to gain a couple of pounds.If your PET could talk, what would it say?
*gasp* My packet of Sweet 'n' Low would never speak to me that way!
Zombette askIf your PET could talk, what would it say?
"I told you i'd get to sleep in your bed!"
If your SHOWER could talk, what would it say?
"Why the hell can't I have eyes so I could shut them every time you step in here?"If a NEW YORK CHEESECAKE could talk, what would it say?
"Just back away from me lady and neither of us has to get hurt!"If your DOMINOS PIZZA could talk, what would it say?
"What idiot vegetarian ordered just cheese?"If a FINGERNAIL FILE could talk, what would it say?
"You can afford a pedicure, why not a manicure once in awhile?"If a MONKEY AT THE ZOO could talk, what would he say?
"To fling poo, or not to fling poo, that is the question."***If a Peacock could talk, what would it say?***
"Where's my spoon mate?"If your LAWN MOWER could talk what would it say?
Never, ever make a shitty movie using my name again.If a cup of coffee could talk, what would it say?
"I've been waiting for you this morning."If your BREAKFAST BURRITO could talk, what would it say?
"How am I fitting into your mouth? You're good at this. Practice makes perfect."If your No.2 PENCIL could talk, what would it say?
"It's that cute young mechanical pencil, isn't it? I can smell it on you!"If your TV could talk, what would it say?
"You watch WAY too much sports."If your FIRST CAR could talk, what would it say?
"You'll never be able to afford me again." (It was a Mustang. I miss you, girl! *sob*If the TIP OF YOUR TONGUE could talk, what would it say?
"Stop sticking me out like that, it makes you look stupid!"If a DISCO BALL could talk, what would it say?
"Who taught you how to dance?"If your BBQ GRILL could talk, what would it say?
"Hey you don't know what the hell you're doing, let somebody else stroke my flame!"If your OVEN could talk, what would it say?
"Put a bun in me."If the peeping tom looking in your window could talk, what would they say?
"Damn, I wish I was built like that guy."If your refrigerator could talk, what would it say?
"Do you even remember what you've got in here?"If your underwear could talk, what would it say?
I remember when you had over 250 pair of us. Where did the others go?If a PEZ dispenser could talk what would it say?
"Snapping my neck each time to steal my candy. What a life I've got."If your SEATBELT could talk, what would it say?
Oops, I must have been on the wrong page, Tressa, when I responded to CHURCH. Okay, try again:"Gosh, you have nice chest."
If your TOOTHBRUSH could talk, what would it say?
"I know i get changed every three months, but did you have to go pink?"If your TRASH CAN could talk, what would it say?
"Your husband never touches me." *sob*If a HANGMAN'S NOOSE could talk, what would it say?
"Gosh you're heavy. Come on, die already!"If your TIVO box could talk, what would it say?
"Look here now, you watch to much damn TV. Give me a break and go outside!"If your PHONE could talk, what would it say?
"Will you pick me up! People think you're dead."If your PRINTER could talk, what would it say?
"Hehehehe, 6 copies, when will you ever learn how to do this right?"If your TOILET could talk, what would it say?
"Plop, plop, piss, piss, oh, what a relief it is."If your FLOSS could talk, what would it say?
"Always mint flavored, why not cinnamon?"If your KITCHEN could talk, what would it say?
"Why do you need so many gadgets?"If your BEDROOM could talk, what would it say?
"Why do you need so many gadgets?"if your MAILBOX could talk, what would it say?
***LMAO!!!***"Bill, bill, bill, junk mail, bill, you don't have many friends, do you?"
If your EYEGLASSES could talk, what would it say?
Damn, it sure is sunny. Woah, why am I only used when it's sunny?If your REMOTE CONTROL could talk, what would it say?
Stop taping and start watching some of this stuff. The drive's getting full.
Thoa wrote: "Stop taping and start watching some of this stuff. The drive's getting full."NOW who's tired???
Oops! Yes, I am tired, always.If your BRAIN could talk, what would it say?
Stephanie wrote: "Thoa wrote: "Stop taping and start watching some of this stuff. The drive's getting full."
NOW who's tired???"
"Thank you for not inundating me with ethanol anymore."if your STEREO could talk, what would it say?
"Remove those iPod plugs from your ear. Rock the house once in a while, will ya?"If your COINS could talk, what would they say?
We will soon be obsolete.If your favorite blanket could talk, what would it say?
"What a snuggly person you are."If your EXERCISE EQUIPMENT could talk, what would it say?
if YOUR CAMERA could talk, what would it say?