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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
Thumbs in...If your bed post could talk, what would it say?
boring!If your hair could talk, what would it say?
So long my friend, I know your going to miss me.If your dead relatives could talk, what would they say?
"Were you adopted?"If your NETFLIX QUEUE could talk, what would it say?
...silence... (don't have Netflix!)If your OFFICE CHAIR could talk, what would it say?
Creeeaaakkkkk.....If your SPOUSE could get a word in edge-wise, what would they FINALLY be able to say!!? (hahahhahaa)
Yes, DEAR!If your SUNGLASSES could talk, what would it say?
You want to use THAT shampoo!?If your ebook reader could talk, what would it say?
"Do not refer to me as a bra, good sir, I am in fact a $50 boob job, so show me the proper respect."If your CAR could talk, what would it say?
I can't go 0 to 99mph in 3 seconds... calm down. If your nail polish could talk, what would it say?
Bitch, you been sittin' on me all day... get up!If your mailbox could talk, it would say?
Pray to me when you feel bad.If your condom wrapper could talk, what would it say?
Why are you washing me?If your keyboard could talk, what would it say?
"What happened to F12?"If your cat could talk, what would it say?
"Put me down, for the love of God, or I'll claw your eyes out. I'm thirty four in cat years, don't talk to me like I'm a baby. Where's my tuna?"If your shoes could talk, what would they say?
"I love the scent of coconut oil on your feet."If your penis/vagina could talk, what would it say?
"G marks the spot."
If your ass could talk, what would it say?
If your ass could talk, what would it say?
I talk out of mine all the time.If your fridge could talk, what would it say?
Shut the damn door lard ass!
If your wallet could talk, what would it say?
If your wallet could talk, what would it say?
I'm hot and spicy.
If your ceiling could talk, what would it say?
If your ceiling could talk, what would it say?
Dude....put some pants on once in awhile ;)If your PANTRY could talk, what would it say?
"Can you lay off the canned goods!? You act as if you're preparing for an apocalypse."If your Trash Can could talk, what would it say!?
"Is it Sunday yet?"If your hair could talk, it would say...
Can yih please wash me everyday?? If your shirt can talk what would it say?
Careful with the ketchup, idiot.If your pillow could talk what would it say?
"You threw up in your sleep again. No more cheap rum for you."If your IPOD could talk, it would say....
Don't just kick me around like that!If your GAMING CONSOLE could talk, what would it say?
"I've been with every item in his house, but the kitchen sink."If your BRAIN could talk, what would it say?
"The stuff in your textbook? I don't seem to recall that. The lyrics to almost every song on your MP3 player? Got it right here."If your DESK could talk, what would it say?
''You always sit here and see all the clutter and crap on me yet you don't clean and organize me, what gives?!''If your ELECTRIC CAN OPENER could talk, what would it say?
"I work just fine, you don't need a nice new shiny one."If your FAVOURITE TREE could talk, what would it say?
"How you like them apples ?"If your underwear could talk, what would it say?
"Of all the jobs in the world, I just had to get stuck with this one!"If your bookshelf could talk what would it say?
"You can't just read one book for every three you add! Stop it!"If your E-READER could talk, what would it say?
Please--for the love of books--stop downloading so much! I'm tired!If the worst book you ever read could talk, what would it say?
"I've had it up to here with your shit!"If your PILLOW could talk...what would it say?
"Late at night when you're asleep, your husband holds me right over your face and cackles but then thinks better of it and puts me back."If your mirror could talk, what would it say?
"Yes, you really do like that in the morning."If your REFRIGERATOR could talk, what would it say?
"for heavens sake stop sticking beers in me and close the dam door!"What would your tv say if it could talk?
Put down the book....worship me...wooorshhiipppp MEEEEE!If your last receipt could talk...what would it say?
"2,ooooooo dollars for a remote good grief get a life!"What would your LIGH SWITCH say Id it could talk
"It's so ironically amusing how you struggle in the dark trying to find me."If your COFFEE MAKER could talk, what would it say?
"okay you have had TEN gallons now I think your awake"What would your POST say if it could talk
if your genitals could talk, what would it say?
"ur post died Haha"if your genitals could talk what would it say?
"huh what?"If your FLOOR could talk what would it say
"stop farting on me"if ur dog's fleas could speak what would they say?
"I'm getting tired is sucking the blood out of its butt let's leave"What wild your BUTT say if it could talk
We should open a bar and call it Hair of the Dog.If your iner child could talk...what would it say?
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If your fist could talk, what...would...it...SAY!??