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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
"Whats black & white with an eight in the middle, that's right me. Now you do know i go last, not third?"If your WASHING MACHINE could talk, what would it say?
"The clothes would clean better if you didn't stuff me so full."If your HEAD HAIR could talk, what would it say?
"Sorry we're leaving your forehead, but our cousins on your ears are multiplying so it all works out."If your NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION could talk, what would it say?"
"Renew me. Blockbuster is not that great. Okay, they provide faster service, give you more options and are everywhere, but they're really not that great."If your WEDDING BAND could talk, what would it say?
"IS THAT BABY POO ON ME.. OMFG IT IS BABY POO... CLEAN ME WOMAN...RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"*yelling was needed for that, I will be so happy once my son is potty trained!*
If your COUCH could talk, what would it say?
*LMAO, Joni!*"When can you start dating? I need some action on me, baby!"
If your PLUNGER could talk, what would it say?
"GROSS, eat more fiber."If your Roll of Duct Tape could talk, what would it say?
"Everybody else keeps me in the garage. You keep me in the bedroom. You are one sick little monkey!"If your CANDLE could talk, what would it say?
"I was told that I was supposed to light a room. Why are you using me to drip on skin? You are one sick little monkey!"If your BATHING SUIT could talk, what would it say?
"Please put me on, it's a beautiful day and I want to go swimming."If your LUBRICANT could talk, what would it say?
"You are one sick little monkey!"If your 'Fridge Produce Drawer could talk, what would it say?
"Honey, you really need to clean me out. There's a moldy orange in here stinkin' up the place."If your FAVORITE ARMCHAIR could talk, what would it say?
"I love it when you cozy up to me with a book and hot tea. You should do it more often."If your LATEST ARTISTIC CREATION could talk, what would it say?
"Since your drew me so beautifully,school will now pay your tuiton."If your EYE LIDS could talk, what would it say?
"You don't spend enough time looking at me."If your Massage Therapist could talk, what would they say?
"You need to come to me more often. Your back and shoulders are tight as rocks."If your GOOD LUCK CHARM could talk, what would it say?
"If your going to use me, you have to carry it with you at all times"If your PIERCED BELLY BUTTON could talk, what would it say?
"I really miss that belly button ring you used to have. Too bad I got infected and you can't wear one anymore."If your WRIST DECORATION could talk, what would it say?
"I'm glad we can help you keep sober, we look forward to more tats every year."If your GARAGE could talk, what would it say?
"Don't leave me!" (I'm floating now. I don't own a house anymore. It's fun to float and be a beach bum.)If your GARBAGE could talk, what would it say?
"Why did you kill me, Lorenzo? I was a good person"haha, thats macabre. >:)
If your sex slave could talk, what would it say?
*Wanted: Sex slave for an attractive, intelligent and creative Asian woman. Chubby Italian man preferred, but now will consider any male.*I'm waiting for a response to my ad. Once I find one,I'll let you know.*
*LOL..Thoa** Your busy so I'll give the question.If your BELT could talk, what would it say?
"No more, i can't stretch any more. Please buy a bigger belt, or lose weight!"If your Lazy Boy Recliner could talk, what would it say?
"Use me! I'm soft, comfortable, even vibrate."If your TV could talk, what would it say?
"Wake Up!"If your Remote could talk, what would it say?
"Wish you would attach me to a string so you could find me once in awhile!"If your Pet could talk, what would it say?
"Yeah right!! you eat it and then tell me it's yummy.."if your CLEANING LADY'S DEIVL ON HER SHOULDER could talk, what would it say?
"I hate to vacuum because I can't hear my audiobook. At least with all the other chores I hate to do, I get to "read" a book while I'm doing it."***If your AUDIOBOOK could talk, what would it say?***
*I don't have a cleaning lady. I do the cleaning.
"If you would stop falling asleep you would know what happens in the next chapter."***If your STEREO SPEAKERS could talk, what would they say?***
(Sorry I haven't been involved in a while. It took me over a month to figure out how to get wifi on my laptop. :( )
"Why don't you blast the music once in a while? Rip that damn headphones off of your head!"***If your BREATH MINT could talk, what would it say?****
*I'm glad you're wired. :o)
"Lately, I'm the only thing in your mouth"**If your BACK SEAT could talk, what would it say?***
"Okay I know that the upholstery it brand new but that DOES NOT mean that you and your girlfriend have to break it in multiple times."***If your BEDROOM WALLS could talk, what would they say?***
"Thank heavens no one brings a black light in here."***If your BASEMENT could talk, what would it say?***
"Put in some kind of pump how about it! That way i'll stop being flooded out all the time!"*** If your SWIMMING SUIT could talk, what would it say?
"I'm glad you're in shape and trimmed down to fit into me nicely, although your mom's cooking might be doing some damage."If your your sUNSCREEN could talk, what would it say?
"I wish someone was around to put me on your back."***If your EIGHT TRACK PLAYER could talk, what would it say?
Probably no one..It just jumped into my head. Ok, I'll change the question.If your JUNK DRAWER could talk, what would it say?
"Unknown keys, about 20 of them. Screws to broken things you've taken apart and swore will fix. Dried up tubes of superglue. Tons of rubberband in case you need it. What are you planning to do, make a big rubberband jump rope? And menus to restaurants that you never look at. Do yourself a favor and dump it all in the trash!"If your BOARD GAME could talk, what would it say?
"No don't take me out now. Not with Michael around, he doesn't play fair and he throws my pisces!"If your LAMP could talk, what would it say?
"I'm so glad you went green and flourescent!"If your GPS could talk, what would it say?
"Make a U turn..,"If your TOOTH FILLING could talk, what would it say?
You need to fix me cuz you cracked it when you were grinding your teeth when you were married to that schmuck.If your cookbook could talk, what would it say?
"So little time, so many recipes."If your SEAT BELT could talk, what would it say?
"Put me on, what do you think that annoying beep beep beep is for, you jackass?"If your library card could talk, what would it say?
"I'm jealous. I noticed you're cheating on me with the Darien library and the New Canaan library. Have you heard of polygamy?"If your Library Book could talk, what would it say?
"There are fewer library's now so make sure you get me back on time, so other people can read me."If your Baseball Bat could talk,what would it say?
"I'm not as sexy as a shotgun, but I never need reloading. You'll appreciate that after about day three of the zombiepocalypse."If your WHITEBOARD could talk, what would it say?
If your 8 BALL could talk, what would it say?