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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
dude...not her agian, your sick!!if your BRAIN could talk, what would it say.
*chuckle* I'd read your bedside table's expose book."You need to work on some math problems or crossword puzzles. You've already lost a portion of gray matter due to inactivity."
If a teacher's RED GRADING PEN could talk, what would it say?
*hehe*"come on! fail them all and let's go get some lunch.."
If your Inner Demons could talk what would they say?
*In tiny but evil, pleading voices*: "Come on! Please! We've only been out twice this week! We are still due for like.....20 MORE TIMES! PLEASE?????"If a ONE ROOM SCHOOLHOUSE could talk, what would it say?
"I was able to educate the children who attended school in my one room better than a multi-million dollar school with dozens of rooms. It's not the building, it's the knowledge and dedication!"If a THERMOS could talk,what would it say?
"How do I keep things, hot & cold?"If a PINE BEETLE could talk,what would it say?
"Please stop getting me confused with every other type of beetle in the world!" (Honestly, I wasn't sure what to put for this one. And Tressa , you have a good point about the schoolhouse.)If a BOTTLE OF WHISKEY could talk, what would it say?
"I'm not really talking, you're just really drunk."If a Bottle of Aspirin could talk, what would it say?
"Funny how I only get opened on Sunday mornings."If your BIRD FINGER could talk, what would it say?
Hidden, it's not the fancy, multi-million dollar facilities that educate kids, it's good teachers and involved parents. Look at Laura Ingalls Wilder and frickin' Helen Keller!
" I'm the longest digit, so I'm the mose important one."If your local HUMMINGBIRD could talk, what would it say?
"I don't talk, I hum."If your memorial day picnic basket could talk, what would it say?
"I'm chillin'."If a pair of COWBOY BOOTS could talk, what would they say?
"Let's go, Boot Scootin Boogie."If a REAL WINDY DAY could talk, what would it say?
"Haha! I just ruined your 200 dollar haircut in 2 seconds!"If VCR TAPES could talk, what would they say?
(Tressa, I SO agree with you about the teachers and dedication. And am I the only one that has noticed that the only people that get any attention in schools, are the jocks (pardon me, sports people), and the trouble makers????? There are several people in my school, including me, that get straight a's and we don't get a single piece of reconition, but if you can throw a ball or get into fights you get everything. It's sickening to me.)
Why have I become obsolete? I brought such joy to many!!! Hey, wait a second. Some movies can only be found on me. Some will still enjoy me.If your FEET could talk what would they say?
"Take a load off by sitting your ass down! We're dead dog tired!"If THE TUNNEL OF LOVE could talk, what would it say?
"beware and enter with care"If your FINGER NAILS could talk, what would they say?
*I honestly have not posted in here because I thought the thread was "If your bank could talk what would it say" haha*
"Cut me already, who do you think you are? Melvin Booth?"uh, if your BANK could talk, what would it say?
"You have to give before you can get."If your LAPTOP could talk, what would it say?
If you were any more modded, you've have to build me yourself.if your SHOWER CLEANER could talk, what would it say?
My label lies, I don't do anything I claim to.If your EYELIDS could talk what would they say?
"Why do you stare at me all the time?"If your Porn Collection could talk, what would it say?
"Okay, just because you have a variety doesn't mean that we don't all need a break sometime."If your ONLINE INBOX could talk, what would it say?
"You're not good at cleaning out anything, are you?"If a CROP CIRCLE could talk, what would it say?
"Land the second battalion of the shock troops here"If your TV REOMTE CONTROL could talk, what would it say?
"Come channel surf. I like having my buttons pushed."If a BAG OF MICROWAVE POPCORN could talk, what would it say?
WTF?! You don't even own a microwave, and you know I'm inferior to real theater popcorn that you make.If a TV DINNER could talk, would it say?
"It's amazing how something as small as me can have 2000 calories, isn't it?"If a SLUDGE COVERED SEAGULL could talk, what would it say?
"Enjoy your drive to the grocery store, asshole!"If a POT OF FLOWERS could talk, what would it say?
You know, I much prefer the organic fertilizer to this crap you've been giving me. If a BULLETIN BOARD could talk, what would it say?
"Dude, no one gives a shit about your babysitting needs or your fly-by-night diet business!"If a BOTTLE OF MIDOL could talk, what would it say?
"3 weeks a month, it's like I don't even exist. But as soon as Aunt Flo thinks about coming over, suddenly I'm her best friend all over again."If a ZIPPO could talk, what would it say?
"Honestly I know you are a pyro, but aren't I supposed to be used for cigarettes instead of arsen? Geez."If SNOWMEN (OR SNOWWOMEN) could talk, what would they say?
Real midol knocks me out cold in even the smallest doses. The generic is good enough for me. :/
"Get that stupid carrot of my face, thanks!"If your CAR could talk, what would it say?
"Why the hell do I always smell like fermented milk?" (Kid's not drinking milk in there anymore.)If the AMERICAN FLAG could talk, what would it say?
Please turn me upside down, maybe the nation will pay attention to more important matters that way.if your FAVORITE PEN could talk, what would it say?
"Promise you won't ever misplace me again. And chew on me some more, it feels so good."If a STARBUCKS BARISTA could talk what would it say?
"You stupid MFers will pay 5 dollars for a cup of coffee while other people starve to death. I spit in your cup, by the way."If Mardi Gras Beads could talk, what would they say?
"Throw me to the girl with the big tits up there on the balcony who's making an ass out of herself for some lousy beads."If a TIP JAR could talk, what would it say?
"Please stop filling me with pennies. Come on! These people deserve better than that!"If your FAVORITE BOOK could talk, what would it say?
"If you shake me, I'd rather hear.."rustle,rustle"...than. 'jingle,jingle".If a THUNDERSTORM could talk, what would it say?
"Do you call three carrots and some brussel sprouts 'dinner'?"If Crazy Glue could talk, what would it say?
"You'd better stop panicking because wherever you touch yourself, that's where I'll be."If SYLVIA PLATH could talk, what would she say?
"I was actually just checking for the pilot light."If a RAINBOW CARE BEAR could talk, what would it say?
"Who the hell named me a Rainbow Care Bear? I got your rainbow bitch! All I really want to do is rip off all the fing heads I can get to, and then sleep for a few months."If the MARCHING PENGUINS could talk, what would they say?
"Why the hell we on this march, anyway!"If your SILLY PUTTY could talk, what would they say?
"Stop slamming me down on the Sunday comics. It was old then and it's old now!"If a HEADACHE could talk, what would it say?
"If I had a head like yours I'd ache too.... wait, never mind."If Nuclear Power could talk, what would it say?
If BEDSIDE TABLE could talk, what would it say?