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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
Stop clicking your bloody mouse buttons.
If your CAMERA could talk, what would it say?
If your CAMERA could talk, what would it say?
"I'm sick of taking pictures of some kid named Lucas."If HITLER could talk, what would the a-hole say?
"I have no regrets except that I didn't live longer."????If BOTTLED WATER could talk, what would it say?
"I came out of the tap twenty minutes ago you fool."If CONTACT LENSES could talk, what would they say?
"Well I don't have to be repressed any more. I can wear all the women clothes I want to, and have sex with all my soldiers."If your SPERM/EGGS could talk, what would they say?
"I never was good at meeting Mr. Sperm. We usually kept missing one another."If CONTACT LENSES could talk, what would they say?
"Call us four eyes no more!"If your PIGGY BANK could talk, what would it say?
"Don't feed me anymore pennies. I'm full!"If a WALKING CANE could talk, what would it say?
"Damn i'm having to help this old broad get around, never the pretty ones."If your KITCHEN TABLE could takl, what would it say?
"You're supposed to put dinner plates on me, not dump books, backpacks, packages, and the mail on me."If an INGROWN TOENAIL could talk, what would it say?
I don't have one but if I did, it would probably say "Help me, Help me!" in a squeaky little voice.if your front lawn could talk, what would it say?
Leave me alone already, didn't we just do this???If your car could talk, what secrets would it spill?
"Hey you guys, don't you see those security camera's over there?"If your TV Remote Control could talk, what would it say?
"Let the wife touch me, once in awhile"If your HAND LOTION could talk, what would it say?
" Excuse me, but I wasn't made for this kind of thing!"If your PRIEST could talk, what would he say?
I need to confess, to a lot of people.
If your Doctor could talk, what would it say?
If your Doctor could talk, what would it say?
"No you cannot have any more Xanax."If your Visa Card could talk, what would it say?
"Stop swiping me, I'm getting a backache!"If your water bottle could talk, what would it say?
"You cheap recycling bitch. Just throw me in the recycle bin and stop filling me up with tap water!"If a the AUTHOR OF BEOWULF could talk what would he say?
"Even though I don't think many students will read this epic poem, I feel like I have to write it down anyway."(Actually, I read Beowulf at the beginning of this year for my English class, and LOVED it.)
If your ANSWERING MACHINE could talk, what would it say?
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"If you're refrigerator could talk, what would it say?
"Damn what happen to that diet you were going on? Looks like all that's in here is junk food!"If your PHONE could talk, what would it say?
"Where are you?"If your STEREO could talk, what would it say?
"What the FUCK, giving me to your daughter! Why oh why, i'm just as good to listen to as your computer!"If your CAR FLOOR MATS could talk, what would they say?
"Thank your husband for getting me muddy when you picked him up after his rainy fishing trip."If your NOSE HAIRS could talk, what would they say?
*Hiddenheart, I adore "Beowulf."
"That guy is not looking at you because he thinks you're cute."If your HIGH SCHOOL GYM TEACHER could talk, what would he/she say?
Piter wrote: "if your front lawn could talk, what would it say?"Hey, that reminds me. Did you read the sign in front of the rehab? It said, "Keep off the grass."
I like the way these 70s gym shorts feel on my butt!If your GRANDMOTHER'S BRA could talk what would it say?
"We held 'em high as long as we could Florence, now we're just six feet under"If you're HIGH SCHOOL MASCOT could talk, what would it say?
"Once a (k)night is enough." (we were the Fairview Knights.)If your CAR could talk, what would it say?
Lori wrote: ""What the FUCK, giving me to your daughter! Why oh why, i'm just as good to listen to as your computer!"If your CAR FLOOR MATS could talk, what would they say?"
So she can say fuck but I cannot? I love that double standard!
I'm a new driver so this one fits perfectly: "Please stop with the constantly slamming on the brakes, and for Pete's sake DO NOT crash into any more bridges!"If a SCENTED CANDLE could talk, what would it say?
"No really, it's Glah-Day, I'm French.I swear!"
If INCENSE could talk what would it say?
"This music is far-out, dude!"If your LAST DOLLAR could talk what would it say?
*** I see Maicie lived in Boulder, during High School!!!
Lee wrote: *** I see Maicie lived in Boulder, during High School!!!"Oh, oh. You're not one of the Boulder High School guys are you?
:)...No. I've been in Colo. since '69. I grew up in Colorado Springs ( Coronado High ) Been out here in Elizabeth since '97. A little more peace & quiet ( pop. 1200, in city limits ) So, I'm about straight south of you....quite a bit south!
"Please keep me. I don't want to go for something useless and totally unneccessary like everybody else did."If your BOOKSHELF could talk, what would it say?
Remember when you didn't have kids and you got to use all of me?If your FRIDGE could talk, what would it say?
"I need a new light bulb.If your BICYCLE could talk, what would it say?
"I haven't felt my owner's ass in over twenty years."If Madonna's newest adoptee could talk, what would she say?
"What the fuck's up with your arms?!!"If your COMPUTER could talk, what would it say?
"Please let me rest! Why do I have to serve as your link to the outside world?"If your EX could tell us a deep, dark secret about you, what would he/she say?
"When do I get a bra like that?"If your BEST MAN/MAID OF HONOR would talk, what would he/she say?
"I'm so glad my sister found a nice guy who treats her right."If a BOWL OF POPCORN could talk, what would it say?
*You wear a brassier, Lee?*
"Hey save some for someone else, fat ass!"if your BODY LOTION could talk, what would it say?
"I'm gathering dust up here on the shelf. What? You think your skin's creamy enough?"If a HALLOWEEN PUMPKING could talk, what would it say?
Before you carve in to me....learn how to spell pumpkin!!! :)If your BIG TOE could talk, what would it say?
*You wear a brassier, Lee?* ....HEY.....there was a question about what would Madonna's little girl say!!!
If your BIG TOE could talk, what would it say?Ouch! Really? Again?
If the statue THE THINKER could talk, what would it say?
Too much fallin'-down juice last night - never again!
If your LAWN could talk, what would it say?
If your LAWN could talk, what would it say?
If you CAR FLOOR MATS could talk, what would they say?