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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
"hope you like diabetes"If a KNIFE could talk, what would it say?
"Don't be daft. How am I meant to clean those bits?"
If your CLOTHES could talk, what would they say?
If your CLOTHES could talk, what would they say?
"Please stop trying to squeeeeeze into me and just get a size bigger!"If your LIGHTER could talk, what would it say?
"Haven't you died of cancer yet?"If your BATHROOM SINK could talk, what would it say?
"How come nobody ever says 'everything but the bathroom sink'? Where is the love?"If your MOUSE PAD could talk, what would it say?
"I'm not a coaster."If your HAMBURGER could talk, what would it say?
"What, no mayo, mustard, or ketchup, and where's the cheese?"If your BOWL OF FRUIT could talk, what would it say?
"Wouldn't you really rather put me in the fridge? I'm just gathering dust out here."If a PROCTOLOGIST'S FINGER could talk, what would it say?
"Oh no, not another fatty!"If your PRIVATE PARTS could talk, what would they say?
"If you're not going to use me can you at least dust me occasionally?"If a CONDOM could talk what would it say?
"Extra large? You bought extra large? You can fool yourself but you can't fool the girl."If a STRIPPER'S POLE could talk, what would it say?
*cackle!* Even I wasn't going to touch that one. Brave girl.
"Okay, seriously? I'm the one that has to deal with EVERY SINGLE PERSON that decides to come in and rub on me and dance on me. How come I don't get paid?"If a BROTHEL could talk, what would it say?
"Damn, if I had known what I was to become, I would have set myself on fire!"If the MARIO BROTHERS could talk, what would they say?
"Beep, bleep, bloop *they begin to sing their theme song*"If PRESCRIPTION DRUGS could talk, what would they say?
" Oh boy aren't we fucking you all! hehehehe Our prices are so high because you need us, and we can charge what we want!"If your CD's could talk, what would they say?
"You never get us out of our case now that you have an iPod."If UNDER YOUR BED could talk, what would it say?
"Really...I'm not kidding....there are no monsters under your bed....really."If Edgar Allen Poe could talk, what would he say?
"Really....there are no monsters under your bed...really."If Edgar Allan Poe could talk, what would he say?
"I'm the King of Horror, not Stephen King."If A STRING OF MARDI GRAS BEADS could talk, what would it say?
I'm always left hanging around. Not fair.
If your Pen could talk, what would it say?
If your Pen could talk, what would it say?
"Grip me a little tighter and make me bleed."If a BLT could talk, what would it say?
"Eat me."If a Thesaurus could talk, what would it say?
I used to be talkative, verbose, loquacious, garrulous, prolix, long winded...If a cigarette could talk, what would it say?
"Hey, idiot, firemen actually put on masks to keep from inhaling smoke. And you're paying $5 a pack to suck it in? Moron."If a SQUIRREL could talk, what would it say?
"Nice nuts."If a polo shirt could talk, what would it say?
"Don't put me up on a shelf; break my spine, loosen my pages, but read me and love me."If a CLOUD could talk, what would it say?
I haven't seen thunder clapping around here for a while. He's stormed off in a huff again.
If a mouse could talk, what would it say?
If a mouse could talk, what would it say?
"Stuart Little was not a true representation of our breed, but Ralph, now there was a mouse with style."If your COFFEE CUP could talk, what would it say?
"How come you keep forgetting me on your desk for a week? Are you blind? I need a bath!"If your CELL PHONE could talk, what would it say?
"Recharge me once in awhile."If your CHECK BOOK could talk, what would it say?
"You never visit me anymore now that you have that debit card."If your GARBAGE DISPOSAL could talk, what would it say?
"Hey, aren't you supposed to be composting, not putting food in me?"If a woman's "cat" could talk, what would it say?
Uh, I think Stephanie answered this one and mentioned something about her "cat" and cobwebs.
It figures Stephanie would beat me to it. LOL Must have been a while back. OK a new one.If a POLAR BEAR could talk, what would it say?
"You can't find me....in the snowstorm."If a Bar Stool could talk, what would it say?
"Why can't the cute girls sit on me instead of the fat, hairy men"If a JUST-CAUGHT FISH could talk, what would it say?
"Now you don't really want to eat me, do ya?"If A GREAT WHITE could talk, what would it say?
"I remember when I smelled better then I do now,"If your PHONE could talk, what would it say?
"I'm between the couch cushions, you moron."If your last meal could talk, what would it say?
"I know i know, i'm trying to get the money to get that disgusting penis removed. The hormone pills have us standing up perky like!"If the STARS could talk, what would they say?
"Twinkle twinkle, and stop taking my picture you stupid papparazzi"If your Toe Nail Clippers could talk, what would they say?
"Turn me off and let me rest, won't you?"If a PIMPLE could talk, what would it say?
Don't you dare stick me in there again. Swine.
If your ARMPIT could talk, what would it say?
If your ARMPIT could talk, what would it say?
"We don't like wearing fur coats in winter."If a BREAD MAKER could talk, what would it say?
Said to the man with his hand tucked into his armpit, flapping his arm like a chicken wing: "Knock it off! If I was supposed to make noises God would have given me a mouth." It your COMB could talk, what would it say?
nothing, I don't own any Apple product, my MP3 player would say 8 years old and they still can't make one as good as me!If your NAILS could talk, what would they say?
"Quit biting me, it hurts."If your BLOOD PRESSURE could talk, what would it say?
"Omg please don't look at me. This was pic was not taken willingly."If your HEART could talk, what would it say?
Please take the hairs out of my mouth.
If your SOCKS could talk, what would it say?
If your SOCKS could talk, what would it say?
If DIET SODA could talk, what would it say?