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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
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Mar 30, 2010 02:40PM
If your CAT could talk, what would it say?
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"You smell like salmon right now, I might attack you."If your COUCH could talk, what would it say?
"Your son spilled Grape Kool-aid on me, clean me off!"If your COMPUTER could talk, what would it say?
Yes Master, It shall be done....If your COFFEE POT could talk, what would it say?
"I need a vacation."If your FINGERS could talk, what would they say?
Your key board is dirty, wash us!If your TOES could talk, what would they say?
"Why the hell are we so long and skinny? Did we not evolve along with the rest of the human race?"If your CHECKING ACCOUNT could talk, what would it say?
"Oh my god, you didn't just spend $113.00 dollars on 2 Stephen King books?"If your WINDOWS could talk, what would they say?
"Bitch, we ain't been washed since you bought the house."If your NIPPLES could talk, what would they say?
pinching is ok, but the clamps *&^%ing hurt!If you HAIR could talk, what would it say?
"Stop torturing us with the hairdryer every morning!"If your TOOTHBRUSH could talk, what would it say?
Enough with the hair dye, mousse, hair dryers and all that other crap! More conditioner!If you VEHICLE could talk, what would it say?
*choking gasping* "Dying of thirst. Need oil today!"If your TOOTHBRUSH could talk, what would it say?
"It's been four months, wasn't I supposed to be changed at three?"If your BED could talk , what would it say?
"Oh, the tell-all book I could write about you two."If your MIRROR could talk, what would it say?
"Don't come back bitch till you lose some weight, you're cracking me up!"If your BOOK CASE could talk, what would it say?
I'm considered obese compared to other shelf'sIf your DVD PLAYER could talk, what would it say?
Not 'Blade Runner' again...If your FRIDGE could talk, what would it say?
"Disney to horror, where's the porn?" **DVD**"How about cleaning me out sometimes!" **FRIDGE**
If your CAMERA could talk, what would it say?
Please use me! I feel so neglected.If your BED could talk, what would it say?
"Why does she let the kids jump all over me?"If your IPOD could talk, what would it say?
"Oh, f**k, here comes "Creep" again!"If your MICROWAVE could talk, what would it say?
"Damn, don't you know how to use the stove?"If your FLOORS could talk, what would they say?
"I'm so sick of this darn cat hair and vomit polluting me."If your CAR could talk, what would it say?
"May I remind you that you're not Mario Andretti."If your KEYS could talk, what would they say?
I love how we play hide and seekIf you TOILET could talk, what would it say?
"Feed me seymour!"If your YARD could talk, what would it say?
"You really need to do something with me. I'm so ashamed."If your TELEVISION could talk, what would it say?
"The Smoking Gun: World's Dumbest Partiers is going to rot your brain, dumbass."If your CADBURY EGG could talk, what would it say?
"OH no not SpongeBob again!" **TELEVISION**"No not me, eat something else!" **CADBURY EGG**
If your DOG could talk, what would he/she say?
SQUIRREL!!!If you CAT could talk, what would it say (scott?).
Scott won't play. He said this is becoming the games forum.
Tressa wrote: "Scott won't play. He said this is becoming the games forum."Oh, call the waaambulance.
If you CAT could talk, what would it say (scott?). "If your allergies are bothering you, me and my dander have done its job."
If Scott's HEART could talk, what would it say?
leave a message after the tone.... beep.If your SHOES could talk, what would they say.
You don't have sole...If your WALLET could talk, what would they say.
"I'm starving for some soul food. Feed me some greens."If a ZOMBIE'S BRAIN could talk, what would it say.
LOL. Good one, Jerrod.
Oh, there's Nancy Pelosi....nah, I don't want a tasteless meal again.If your Watch could talk, what would it say.
"More brains, more brains!"If your CLOSET could talk, what would it say?
If your WATCH could talk, what would it say?"Uh, you know, they sell batteries at Wal-mart. Your jewelry box does not have to be the wristwatch graveyard."
If your CLOSET could talk, what would it say?
"You greedy witch. You don't wear half this stuff in here."
If you TONGUE could talk, what would it say?
(Lee, a guy after my own heart. ;-))
Whatz up witth thiz piercing?If your BELT could talk, what would it say?
"Please lose some weight, I don't have any more give."If your BRA could talk, what would it say?
"Is it five o'clock yet? We pups can't wait to be sprung from our cages."If a HUMMER could talk, what would it say?
"Better find a gas station soon."If a HUMMINGBIRD could talk, what would it say?
"Need a little more sugar in this water, please."If your TIRES could talk, what would they say?
"wings...so...tired."if a T-shirt could talk, what would it say?
"Fifty times per second. In your face you worthless human!"If a GRAVEYARD could speak, what would it say?
If a T-shirt could talk, what would it say?"I didn't ask to have this moron Che Guevara's face plastered on me."
If a GRAVEYARD could talk, what would it say?
"Boy, it sure is quiet around here."If a CHURCH could talk, what would it say?
