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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
Why do you chew on me?If your FAVORITE JEANS could talk, what would they say?
'Why haven't you thrown me away yet? There is a huge hole in the crotch region that is beyond sewing & patching!'If your PET PEEVE could talk, what would it say?
"It's getting really crowded here, Ms Peevish!"If your CALCULATOR could talk, what would it say?
So much music? Really?If your LAST BOOK YOU READ could talk, what would it say?
"Get a life!!!" (after reading yet another old gothic)If your SUNGLASSES could talk, what would they say?
I'm here to impress company but she actually hates me!If your FREEZER could talk what would it say?
"Why don't you just BUY me already and keep me for ever?"If your FINGERS could talk, what would they say?
Get me out of here!If your COFFEE CUP could talk, what would they say?
"When are you going to wipe off those lipstick stains? GROSS!"If your MAILBOX could talk, what would it say?
So lonely!If your FIRST DATE could talk, what would it say?
"Who's your favorite Star Trek character?" (PS, he's now a surgeon!)If your FRYING PAN could talk, what would it say?
"Let me guess...the boring usual...two eggs, over easy in a splash of olive oil!"If your NEIGHBOR'S DOG could talk, what would it say?
"Tell your fat dog to quit coming over here and eating all my food, dammit!"If your COUCH could talk, what would it say?
"Tell your son to stop jumping on me all the time!"If your MEDICINE CABIBNET could talk, what would it say?
"Store brand aspirin and organic vitamins? How about some variety?"If your BATHROOM RUG could talk, what would it say?
"When I grow up I want to be a Persian Silk throw."If your BANK ACCOUNT could talk, what would it say?
"OUCH! don't hit me again PLEASE, I can't take it. I GOT NOTHIN' LEFT!" If your CREDIT CARDS could talk what would they say?
"How does it feel to be denied at the PET SMART?"If your SPINE could talk, what would it say?
"You need a boob reduction"If your COMPUTER WALLPAPER could talk, what would it say?
"I'm changing every 5 minutes! Every 5 minutes! Slow the madness down!"If your LAPTOP'S BATTERY could talk, what would it say?
Ack! I'm dead as a doornail and refuse to operate the computer without being plugged into the wall, ha!If your FAVORITE BEVERAGE could talk, what would it say?
I am the one and only! (water)If your DOOR KNOB could talk, what would it say?
Quit turning me with your feet.If your FAVORITE SWEATER could talk, what would it say?
You haven't worn me in years!If your EMAIL ACCOUNT could talk, what would it say?
if your BELLY BUTTON LINT could talk, what would it say?
Ken wrote: "You haven't worn me in years!If your EMAIL ACCOUNT could talk, what would it say?"
Try deleting something sometime, it's cluttered in here!
If your COZY CHAIR could talk, what would it say?
Move your ass, fat boy!If your BELLY BUTTON LINT could talk, what would it say?
Remember to put the lid down. It is a toilet not a play toy for the cats!If your FRONT DOOR could talk, what would it say?
How about a wreath?If your Sticky Pad could talk, what would it say?
What did you step on in the parking lot? EWWW!If your POST IT NOTES could talk what would they say?
You think this is important enough to use me for?If your Christmas Ornaments could talk, what would they say?
"Retire us already."If your cart at Wal-Mart/Target could talk, what would it say?
"God only knows what things are living on me at this very moment"If your HALLOWEEN COSTUME could talk, what would it say?
"Aaarrgg, I can't breathe!"******
If your OVEN could talk, what would it say?
"Have you ever cleaned me? No? That must be because I am stupid appartment oven"if your SOFA/COUCH could talk, what would it say?
"I know you really don't like me, but at least you have somewhere to sit!"If your CHRISTMAS TREE could talk, would it say?
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" as you are swinging the ax towards the base.If your BEHIND could talk, what would it say?
"I wish there were more of me. I am enough to sit on and be comfortable, but not much to look at."If your CELL PHONE could talk, what would it say?
"What do you mean, you don't know how to text!!?"If your DOG could talk, what would it say??
"How about you roll over and play dead for a change"If your middle finger could talk, what would it say?
"I love being me. When I stand alone, people pay attention! It's even better when my twin is there to back me up!"If your computer could talk, what would it say?
"I have more viruses on here than you can even begin to know about!"If your LAST VACATION TAKEN could talk, what would it say?
Thank god they finally left!If your mirror could talk what would it say?
"Whew, Lori, you need to take better care of your skin. You won't be in your twenties forever!"If your WORST HABIT could talk, what would it say?
You should put that off a little longer.If your stomach could talk what would it say?
I love me some beef and barley soup, thank you! thank you!If your shoes could talk what would they say?
I wish that skinny guy would get to walk a mile in your shoes.If your wallet coul talk, what would it say?
Tired of being lonely you cheap witch.If your BOOKSHELF could talk, what would it say?
You bought ANOTHER book? And where do you suppose you are going to put it?!?If your sofa could speak, what would it say?
If your BOOKMARK could talk, what would it say?