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If Your Blank Could Talk, What Would It Say?
"Seriously, that hurt!"If your CLOSET could talk, what would it say?
"You do know that most of us in here don't fit your ass, right???"If your MP3/IPOD/MUSIC PLAYER could talk, what would it say?
"You may not be sick of David Byrne, but I sure am!"If your GPS could talk, what would it say?
"TAKE A RIGHT 3 MINUTES AGO"Our GPS is obnoxiously loud and doesn't tell us to turn until we are well past the turn
If your BEDROOM could talk, what would it say?
I can talk, but I'm sure glad I don't have ears or eyes...*wink wink nod nod*If your PMS could talk, what would it say?
"Pretty much whatever it wants to!"If your FAVORITE X-MAS GIFT could talk, what would it say?
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" (I adore the soft flannel gown my SIL got me.)If your earlobe could talk, what would it say?
"Thank you for never piercing me."If your LEFTOVER HAM could talk, what would it say?
"How many ways can you chop me up and hide me in casseroles, soups, and salads? Just toss me out already!"If your TOENAILS could talk, what would they say?
"Damn get me painted for the love of Pete" What would your Vodka say, if it could talk?
"Boy you sure do go through me fast!"If your TENNIS SHOES could talk, what would they say?
"Why have we been up here on the top shelf for a year? Oh, stopped exercising, huh?"If your UNDERWEAR DRAWER could talk, what would it say?
"Look now, all of us have made the transition to crotchless. I think it's time to throw us away and buy new ones"If your BATHROOM SINK could talk, what would it say?
"Why are you always spitting on me?"If your BUCKET OF MOVIE POPCORN could talk, what would it say?
"Tressa sure did pay a lot for me and dammit, I didn't even get Goobers!" lol. =] If your CREDIT SCORE could talk, what would it say?
"I got an A+!"If your BEDSIDE TABLE could talk, what would it say?
"Really again, come on stop knocking me over!"If your Christmas Tree could talk, what would it say?
"Okay - time to take me down! And Maybe you won't wait so long to put me up next year!"If your NEW YEAR'S EVE could talk, what would it say?
"Pull up those big girl boots, & go party without him!!! And there's no crying on NY's night!"If your CLOTHS HAMPER could talk, what would it say?
"You should really put me in your bathroom. It looks really bad when all the clothes are everywhere in the floor"If your TIVO/CABLE/DIRECTV could talk, what would it say?
"What the HELL do you mean, you don't have me anymore? Everyone has me!!"If your COFFEE POT could talk, what would it say?
"Aren't you glad you own me? I know I'd be glad if I were you"If your FAVORITE STORE could talk, what would it say?
"Come in my precious and spend your hard earned money"If your TREEHOUSE could talk, what would it say?
"Watch your head, you've grown some since the last time you were here."If your FAVORITE BOOK could talk, what would it say?
"People sure are quick to judge me. I'm not a bad book, I swear!"If your TOILET could talk, what would it say?
"I'm tired of seeing your split personality."If your WRECKED CAR could talk, what would it say?
Again!?!If your UNBORN BABY could talk, What would it say?
How the hell did this happen?If the WALLS TO your BEDROOM could talk, what would they say?
Cover me with wallpaper... this is REALLY indecent.If your MIRROR could talk, what would it say?
Looking good, gorgeous...now windex meIf your TV REMOTE could talk, what would it say?
I need new batteries.If your SUN GLASSES could talk, what would they say?
Ahhhhh!! {Crunch}If your UNMENTIONABLES could talk, what would they say?
"I'm white, stop washing me with those red ones!"If your CLOSET could talk, what would it say?
"Hang up those ties on the floor!"If your SMARTPHONE could talk, what would it say?
"Please stop using Android Market, it's killing me!"If your BOOKSHELF could talk, what wiuld it say?
"Please stop using Android Market, it's killing me!"If your BOOKSHELF could talk, what wiuld it say?
"Damn i'm back in storage, again!"If your SOCKS could talk, what would they say?
"Please don't use us again until that fungus goes away..."If your GARBAGE DISPOSAL could talk, what would it say?
"Can you please stop dropping forks in me?"If your MIRROR could talk, what would it say?
"Damn you're ugly"If your CAT could talk what would he say?
"Can somebody please fill my damn bowl with food?"If your BRUSH could talk, what would it say?
"I'm not supposed to be used for spankings!"If your DECAF COFFEE could talk, what would it say?
"I've never been to the Peffer household. Wonder what it's like there!"If your COUCH could talk, what would it say?
"There are some things you should do in bed, get a bed"If your DINING TABLE could talk, what would it say?
I'm as lonely as the Maytag repairman. :0(If your nightstand (or bedside table) could talk, what would it say?
"Can you dust me every once in a while?"If your EARS could talk, what would they say?
"We're clean already, stop poking us with a freaking q-tip? how would you like it if we poked you with a q-tip?"If your FEET could talk, what would they say?
"Damn woman, do really have to do 3 miles everyday?"If your FIRST CAR could talk, what would it say?
"You weigh a lot less than my last owner!"If your REFRIDGERATOR could talk, what would it say?
If your CHRISTMAS TREE could talk, what would it say?