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[jay, rip]

I don’t know who the democratic candidates are and i feel like i should know but at this point i’m too afraid to ask

[jay, rip]

BB, a man i respect deeply and look up to as a role model, is currently reading a conversation that i just had about eating cheese off of hot men’s bodies.

[jay, rip]

sometimes i regret saying this stuff on public posts

[jay, rip]

but cmon. hot men. cheese. yes.

[jay, rip]

construction season fucking blows, man. they tore up my street and my car doesn’t do well in the driveway so now i have to park around the block.

[jay, rip]

like my car is low to the ground and my driveway is really steep so the bottom scrapes the floor when i’m pulling in and out of the driveway yknow

[jay, rip]

lord help me when they tear up the road around the block

[jay, rip]

also the potholes are ugly as fuck i almost died today bc i swdrevef to avoid hitting one and blowing a tire

[jay, rip]

at LR's party i wouldn't stop saying "dummy thicc" followed by me laughing REALLY HARD for like a minute afterwards so yeah now i'm getting random snapchats throughout my day of people saying "dummy thicc" and I GUESS that's my new catchphrase

[jay, rip]

passport?

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

jay wrote: "i got the job. like, the manager offered me the job on the spot. i just filled out my background check and then after that comes back i’ll start the onboarding process.

yer boi is a B&N employee"

.... I'm sorry to dig but THESE ARE THINGS YOU TELL ME.
You literally have every way of contacting me there is short of my street address XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Anyway I haven't talked to you much since i popped back in so I'mma leave this here so my dumb ass remembers to chat with you later. Love you brother <3

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

I hope it was obvious I was kidding with caps-shouting I'm just happy for you is all <3

[jay, rip]

Z omg 😂 hold up i’m messaging you rn

[jay, rip]

i’m so domestic, yesterday i packed lunch in tupperware with snacks and a sandwich and then today i got up at 7 am and got dressed and drank coffee and had breakfast and commuted to work (is it a commute if it’s just one highway?) and worked and then ate my lunch on my lunch break and then went home

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

jay wrote: "Z omg 😂 hold up i’m messaging you rn"

I'll hit you back on my last break or whenever i get home. Love you.

[jay, rip]

love you! ❤️

[jay, rip]

my entire left side is hurting so bad and i can’t breathe right

[jay, rip]

yeah turns out i hurt the ribs on my left side

[jay, rip]

i was irresponsible and it’s totally my fault

[jay, rip]

so now i can’t wear what i want to wear for a few days without risking further damage

[jay, rip]

but anyway, caramel frappuccinos are really good and also really fun to make

[jay, rip]

i did a complete round of RPs yesterday, like i answered every single one, but now everyone replied back and i’m right back to where i started. i hate that it feels like a chore sometimes because it’s genuinely my favorite thing to do.

[jay, rip]

my ribs hurt so bad, i’m fine with breathing now but damn they hurt

[jay, rip]

also there’s construction everywhere, they’re tearing up my street, and they have to shut off the water for a few hours tomorrow

[jay, rip]

i filled a pitcher and put it in the bathroom but how am i supposed to brush my teeth and go through my skincare routine without running water??

[jay, rip]

speaking of my skin though, my mom told me that it looks really clear so naturally i’ll probably wake up covered in breakouts

[jay, rip]

fuck this i’m dizzy

[jay, rip]

continuing the saga of “I don’t know what’s wrong with my body”: i burped and my rib pain got WORSE

[jay, rip]

rip my ribs, rip being left on read, and rip being nervous about requesting to follow certain people on insta

[jay, rip]

also rip my snap streaks LMAO

[jay, rip]

in summary of my day:

ew no = rib injuries, being left on read, and having follow-request nerves

yay yes = saving my snap streaks last second when the hourglass pops up, icy hot, and soap cutting videos

[jay, rip]

wise men say
only fools rush in.
but i can’t help....
FALLING IN LOVE. WITH. YOU.

[jay, rip]

i want to learn to play that

[jay, rip]

i want pasta

[jay, rip]

jay wrote: "i have a great idea for next weeks QOTW but i’ll probs forget in a week’s time"

i already forgot

[jay, rip]

i’m in the mood for a Göode Böoke

[jay, rip]

jay wrote: "i’m in the mood for a Göode Böoke"

i don’t remember typing this

[jay, rip]

i told my sister i wanted to yeet myself off of a cliff and she was like “what is yeet” and i’m like... smh you millennial, i’m calling a fucking nursing home

[jay, rip]

my fave thing is being a gen Z’er

[jay, rip]

maybe it’s called gen Z bc Z is last in the alphabet and this is the last generation before our planet goes to shit

[jay, rip]

i ate 1.5 pounds of cherry heirloom tomatoes over a span of 2 hours

[jay, rip]

my dad is really sick like he has a fever of 103 (*cue foreigner*) and i’m like ??? what if he gets me SICK but then i’m like tbh that wouldn’t be that bad bc it’ll give me an excuse to not leave the house and study for finals week

[jay, rip]

ever since i started college i’ve been a train wreck it i’ve been a good trainwreck

[jay, rip]

like normally my trainwreck self is like 100% awful but now i’m only 99.999% awful.

[jay, rip]

I don’t know if that makes sense but although this is the saddest time in my life it’s also the happiest saddest time in my life

[jay, rip]

“the happiest saddest time of my life” i should trademark that

[jay, rip]

10 pm, time to snuggle in my bed and add 6 new fanfics to my wattpad library and read them all until i pass out from exhaustion!!!

[jay, rip]

i think my Teta is dying but everyone’s too scared to tell me

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Wait.
Sorry.
Someone mentioned wattpad...
*squeals internally*