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like i’d have to drop the grade level a few notches

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also! i’m doing a class for him right now (it’s a class i already took so it’s easy peasy) and i have an A in the class and the only assignment left is the final, right. so the professor posted an extra credit assignment that’s 50 points if you watch one of the listed movies and write an essay about it. so i was like?? wtf i’m not watching a whole ass movie and writing a whole ass paper for extra credit when i already have an A in the class, but my sister is on my back about doing it anyway and she called me a slacker and i’m like... but it’s totally pointless....

so that just made me be like ?? wtf i’m not taking these 2 classes for him when i can’t even skip one unnecessary paper without my sister eating me

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the problem isn’t that the classes will be hard, i mean it’s legit english 080 and poli sci 131 (both at community college) but like... i just don’t want to..: i took the summer off for a reason, if i wanted to take classes i would’ve taken my own required classes at my own university and gotten my own credit for my own degree... like wtf

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but yeah i told my sis that i didn’t want to and now she’s all pissy at me

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also my sister and BIL and a big group of my cousins are all going to see endgame and i dodged a bullet by lying and saying i had work but lmao i was NOT about to sit in a theater for a 3 hour movie plus an after credits scene.... and i’ve watched exactly one (1) Marvel movie in my whole life so there’s like 21 that i haven’t watched, you bet your ass i wouldn’t understand anything

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also, the one marvel movie i watched, i didn’t even enjoy it. i legit watched it for the soundtrack lmao.

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(it was GOTG vol 1 if anyone was curious)

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but yeah catch me in my bed with my cats binging SPN instead of sitting through a 3+ hour movie in a theater

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speaking of SPN. i’m almost done with season 7, i just met Charlie Bradbury and she is my fucking queen.

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gay, nerdy, obsessed with harry potter, a hacker, AND a red head? she’s a literal queen.

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plus the name is gr8 too lol

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jay wrote: "apparently i have an infection LMAO my mom is yelling at me bc i won’t go to the doctor to get antibiotics"

screw this im in so much pain rip

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i’ll go to the doctor tmr i guess

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the test for the infection was fuckin wild lol i peed on a STICK and it changed colors and turned purple and i was like?? and purple means positive rip

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i’m just gonna sing Queen at the top of my lungs for the rest of the day ok? fat bottomed girls, they make the rockin world go round

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there’s literally no sound in the entire world more annoying than my 6 year old nephew’s laugh. i want to either punch him or punch myself.

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i hate children i hate children i hate children i hate childr

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i’m supposed to be watching these two annoying ass 6 year olds and it’s been five (5) minutes and i’ve already yelled at them twice for trying to hurt my cats

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he’s pulling her tail and laughing his annoying ass laugh and i’m like??? get the FUCK out of here where the FUCK is your mom

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i saw this chick wearing a leather jacket with these awesome pink cowboy boots and yuh i’m in L O V E

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me: is so deep into mental illness that it’s destroying my entire life
me: swears off dating
also me: leather jacket and cowboy boots? MARRY ME PLEASE

[Lynx ~ 10/1 Never Forgotten]

jay wrote: "(it was GOTG vol 1 if anyone was curious)"

Yeeeaaah GOTG doesn't count as a real avengers movie in my opinion. It's like the worst one. Really was not a fan. But there is definitely no reason to watch Endgame if you haven't watched some of the Avengers movies. I haven't watched the new one yet but I can say that with confidence already. But you should give the real movies a shot. They're enjoyable.
Well, except for GOTG lol.

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yeahhh i might get into it eventually. someone once made me a long list of all of the avengers movies to watch in order. i’m just not really into superheroes too much, like the most i’ve been into stuff like that was the Dark Knight trilogy, and that was just because my brother was obsessed with them so i watched all 3 with him.

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imagine using a word processing software that doesn’t auto save... lol yikes

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highkey would yeet myself off a cliff if i lost a whole ass essay bc i forgot to press save

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there’s this new thai place that opened next to my house and i went in to grab a menu but it’s closed on sundays, but there was a website posted on the door and it contained the full menu

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hell yeah

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whenever i want good pad thai i have to drive out a solid half hour to another city because every thai place around here SUCKS but like,,,, hopefully this one will be good??
it’s in the same strip as the sushi place that we get every thursday so i can just grab food from there when i’m picking up the sushi

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lowkey (or actually, highkey) that sushi place is LIT. like i’ve been really sick of sushi because we’ve had it every thursday for god knows how long but i looked at their menu in depth and i’ve been trying non-sushi items and their hibachi is lit. like it comes in this compartmentalized box with the two proteins that you pick (usually i pick steak and shrimp) and vegetables fried in soy sauce and either white rice or veggie fried rice

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the only problem is that it’s considered to be the “hip” sushi place so every time i go in there to pick up food i end up seeing like 3 people that i know

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and we all know that i hate bumping into people that i know

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also usually i pick up the food on my way back from a workout so i’m like a sweaty mess

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this is making me hungry

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i’m getting poutine today for dinner bc i haven't has poutine in a while, but i’m ordering it through UberEats bc that poutine place is my ex girlfriends favorite place to eat and i am not risking bumping into her

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but tbh that poutine place is lit too... the only thing that sucks is that it’s downtown and you can never find street parking so you gotta park in a structure and walk 3 blocks to get there

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but man they have this poutine thats a big mac poutine and they literally crumble a hamburger on top of it and top it with pickles and tomatoes and big mac sauce

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damn i rly am hungry huh
i should shower so i can get to my food faster

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highkey wanna time my shower perfectly so i don’t have to hear my dad cutting the grass because we all know how lawnmowers trigger my PTSD

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not in the mood for a panic attack rn tbh

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therapist: jayson you gotta face your fears
me: ok but not that one

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if i were in Divergent and had to do the fear landscape thing, mine would be weird as fuck, we’d be jumping from mowing the lawn to bowling to swimming

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they gave Four his nickname bc of the number of fears he had, so they’d probably call me Two Hundred And Three

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jay wrote: "but anyway, caramel frappuccinos are really good and also really fun to make"

lies. frappuccinos are never fun to make.

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they’re fun bc everything is premeasured but it is not fun when you can’t remember how many pumps goes into what and also when you’re pouring from the blender and overfill it bc everything is Too Much

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i have to pick up my niblings from school today lord help me

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i’m already annoyed and i haven’t even picked them up yet

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i hate kids, i hate the way they laugh and everyone is like “aw what a cute giggle” and i’m like??? hello?? it’s rhe most annoying high pitched sound in the entire world?? and the way that they can’t do ANYTHING for themselves, like they can’t even make microwave mac n cheese cups by themselves, they can’t use the bathroom by themselves, can’t even put water by themselves or wipe their faces after they eat. or the way they always whine and cry, like they’ll ask me to play hide and seek and i’ll be busy so i’ll say no and they cry till i start counting. speaking of hide and seek, they suck at it. M’s head is abnormally large so it sticks out and L is too scared to hide alone. OR how about the fact that they’re SO DUMB. like... they can’t even read or write or do basic 1+1 and i’m like uhhh no it’s not 3 it’s 2 but you have to be “gentle” with them and be like “no sweetie try it again, you didn’t quite get it right” and i’m like UGH

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that was long asf but TLDR i hate kids

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i don’t mind babies but between the ages of like 3-9 they are horrible

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people are so fucking hypocritical lmao