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Pipe Books
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by (shelved 2 times as pipe)
avg rating 4.00 — 139 ratings — published 1973

by (shelved 2 times as pipe)
avg rating 4.22 — 27 ratings — published 2015

by (shelved 2 times as pipe)
avg rating 3.93 — 174 ratings — published 2014

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.36 — 92,817 ratings — published 1994

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.44 — 1,376,181 ratings — published 2022

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.78 — 350,979 ratings — published 2017

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.74 — 300 ratings — published 2016

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.81 — 40,089 ratings — published 2024

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.88 — 141,215 ratings — published 1981

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.84 — 32,988 ratings — published 2016

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.17 — 15,934 ratings — published 2018

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.02 — 3,300 ratings — published 2017

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.16 — 22,372 ratings — published 2017

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.35 — 143 ratings — published

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.91 — 5,734 ratings — published 2019

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.21 — 58,433 ratings — published 2010

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.21 — 106,274 ratings — published 2014

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.41 — 39,271 ratings — published 2012

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.95 — 11,161 ratings — published 2011

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.85 — 85,903 ratings — published 2019

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.08 — 439,175 ratings — published 2024

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.94 — 14,424 ratings — published 2023

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.29 — 2,657,959 ratings — published 2022

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.87 — 695,564 ratings — published 2020

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.12 — 259,249 ratings — published 2018

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.11 — 33,344 ratings — published 2013

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.89 — 1,575,876 ratings — published 2003

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.16 — 93,719 ratings — published 2013

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.22 — 301,544 ratings — published 2013

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.30 — 57,259 ratings — published 2024

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.72 — 6,649 ratings — published 2020

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.10 — 4,415 ratings — published 2018

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.09 — 193,376 ratings — published 2000

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.07 — 19,195 ratings — published 2019

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.89 — 356,557 ratings — published 1984

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.90 — 94,914 ratings — published 2023

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.64 — 1,944,908 ratings — published 2015

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.29 — 558,831 ratings — published 2016

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.06 — 436,449 ratings — published 2016

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.84 — 50,371 ratings — published 1963

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.27 — 43,627 ratings — published 2023

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.00 — 47,714 ratings — published 2017

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.08 — 250,148 ratings — published 2022

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 3.90 — 2,761 ratings — published 2020

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.05 — 2,155 ratings — published 2021

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.18 — 123,850 ratings — published 2017

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.27 — 65,278 ratings — published 2014

by (shelved 1 time as pipe)
avg rating 4.13 — 72,131 ratings — published 2012
“pipe-it-up-and-stab on them haters”
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“You clumsy wench—Gods above! Are you trying to rob me, girl?” The nobleman seizes my wrist and yanks it from his pocket. My hand comes up with the pipe clenched in it. I stare at him, horrified.
“I . . .”
“I’ll have your head for this!” the man rages. “I’ll have you whipped!”
***
“I got the pipe,” I say, holding it up.
He stares for a minute, blinking, and then bursts into laughter. A few curious deer stick their heads through the shrubs to see what the racket is. Aladdin doubles over, laughing loud enough to startle birds from the trees overhead, and after a moment, I start laughing too. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long, long while, and it feels wonderful. We sit on the grass and laugh until our faces are red and we’re out of breath.
“You are the worst thief I have ever seen,” declares Aladdin.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I got it, didn’t I?”
“My grandmother could pick pockets better than that! Though that’s not quite fair; my grandmother was the best pickpocket in Parthenia. She taught me all her tricks. Drove my mother crazy.”
― The Forbidden Wish
“I . . .”
“I’ll have your head for this!” the man rages. “I’ll have you whipped!”
***
“I got the pipe,” I say, holding it up.
He stares for a minute, blinking, and then bursts into laughter. A few curious deer stick their heads through the shrubs to see what the racket is. Aladdin doubles over, laughing loud enough to startle birds from the trees overhead, and after a moment, I start laughing too. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long, long while, and it feels wonderful. We sit on the grass and laugh until our faces are red and we’re out of breath.
“You are the worst thief I have ever seen,” declares Aladdin.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I got it, didn’t I?”
“My grandmother could pick pockets better than that! Though that’s not quite fair; my grandmother was the best pickpocket in Parthenia. She taught me all her tricks. Drove my mother crazy.”
― The Forbidden Wish