Cynical Books

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The Picture of Dorian Gray The Picture of Dorian Gray (Paperback)
by (shelved 5 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.13 — 1,953,768 ratings — published 1890
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The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.93 — 6,056,948 ratings — published 1925
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The Secret History The Secret History (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 1,087,319 ratings — published 1992
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Diary of an Oxygen Thief Diary of an Oxygen Thief (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 2.71 — 78,597 ratings — published 2006
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Crime and Punishment Crime and Punishment (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.29 — 1,126,806 ratings — published 1866
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (ebook)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.09 — 526,499 ratings — published 1968
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The Catcher in the Rye The Catcher in the Rye (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.80 — 3,966,711 ratings — published 1951
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A Clockwork Orange A Clockwork Orange (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.00 — 784,555 ratings — published 1962
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Keep the Aspidistra Flying Keep the Aspidistra Flying (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.89 — 26,145 ratings — published 1936
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The Rules of Attraction The Rules of Attraction (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.72 — 52,674 ratings — published 1987
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Gone Girl Gone Girl (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 3,515,302 ratings — published 2012
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The Metamorphosis The Metamorphosis (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.91 — 1,502,587 ratings — published 1915
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The Blade Itself (The First Law, #1) The Blade Itself (The First Law, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.22 — 327,012 ratings — published 2006
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Yellowface Yellowface (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.72 — 1,117,927 ratings — published 2023
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Breakfast of Champions Breakfast of Champions (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.06 — 283,944 ratings — published 1973
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Thank You for Smoking Thank You for Smoking (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.94 — 13,289 ratings — published 1994
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Slaughterhouse-Five Slaughterhouse-Five (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.10 — 1,510,372 ratings — published 1969
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Post Office Post Office (ebook)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.92 — 142,146 ratings — published 1971
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The Art of War The Art of War (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.94 — 587,886 ratings — published -500
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.59 — 597,947 ratings — published 2018
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The Handmaid's Tale The Handmaid's Tale (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 2,509,739 ratings — published 1985
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #1) Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.98 — 801,280 ratings — published 2007
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Cat’s Cradle Cat’s Cradle (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 444,721 ratings — published 1963
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Lord of the Flies Lord of the Flies (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.70 — 3,271,944 ratings — published 1954
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Maxims Maxims (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.03 — 4,503 ratings — published 1665
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.20 — 790,244 ratings — published 1962
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American Psycho American Psycho (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.80 — 374,378 ratings — published 1991
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The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.05 — 11,166 ratings — published 1911
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The Bell Jar The Bell Jar (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.04 — 1,277,811 ratings — published 1963
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Less Than Zero Less Than Zero (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.62 — 104,456 ratings — published 1985
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Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1) Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.50 — 693,335 ratings — published 1995
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Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3) Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.37 — 210,111 ratings — published 2008
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Hollywood Hollywood (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.81 — 28,137 ratings — published 1989
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Wild Dark Shore Wild Dark Shore (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.07 — 520,834 ratings — published 2025
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Half His Age Half His Age (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.26 — 148,161 ratings — published 2026
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Be Gay, Do Crime: Sixteen Stories of Queer Chaos Be Gay, Do Crime: Sixteen Stories of Queer Chaos (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.48 — 1,032 ratings — published 2025
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Eileen Eileen (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.56 — 134,451 ratings — published 2015
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This Will Be Fun (This Will Be, #1) This Will Be Fun (This Will Be, #1)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.37 — 8,629 ratings — published 2024
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Famous Famous (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.34 — 7,997 ratings — published 2010
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I'm Glad My Mom Died I'm Glad My Mom Died (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.43 — 1,569,606 ratings — published 2022
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Vigil Vigil (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.46 — 19,809 ratings — published 2026
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Mania Mania (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.68 — 5,277 ratings — published 2024
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Firsts Are Always Messy (Firsts Series Book 1) Firsts Are Always Messy (Firsts Series Book 1)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.16 — 673 ratings — published 2024
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The Easter Parade The Easter Parade (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.03 — 11,100 ratings — published 1976
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Silent Flames (Dark & Silent Night, #4) Silent Flames (Dark & Silent Night, #4)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.10 — 5,805 ratings — published 2025
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The Humiliated Wife: A Husband's Betrayal & Grovel The Humiliated Wife: A Husband's Betrayal & Grovel (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.74 — 3,792 ratings — published
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Américana Américana (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.40 — 6,618 ratings — published 1971
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The Prince The Prince (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.84 — 394,551 ratings — published 1513
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Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3) Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.46 — 338,922 ratings — published 2023
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The Crying of Lot 49 The Crying of Lot 49 (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.69 — 100,390 ratings — published 1966
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