Cynical Books

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The Picture of Dorian Gray The Picture of Dorian Gray (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 1,931,983 ratings — published 1890
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The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby (Paperback)
by (shelved 4 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.93 — 6,014,001 ratings — published 1925
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The Secret History The Secret History (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 1,069,493 ratings — published 1992
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Diary of an Oxygen Thief Diary of an Oxygen Thief (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 2.71 — 77,745 ratings — published 2006
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Crime and Punishment Crime and Punishment (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.29 — 1,113,536 ratings — published 1866
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (ebook)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.09 — 522,408 ratings — published 1968
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The Catcher in the Rye The Catcher in the Rye (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.80 — 3,945,352 ratings — published 1951
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A Clockwork Orange A Clockwork Orange (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.00 — 780,536 ratings — published 1962
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Keep the Aspidistra Flying Keep the Aspidistra Flying (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.89 — 25,902 ratings — published 1936
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The Rules of Attraction The Rules of Attraction (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.72 — 52,355 ratings — published 1987
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Gone Girl Gone Girl (Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 3,494,731 ratings — published 2012
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The Metamorphosis The Metamorphosis (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.91 — 1,478,355 ratings — published 1915
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The Blade Itself (The First Law, #1) The Blade Itself (The First Law, #1)
by (shelved 3 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.22 — 322,523 ratings — published 2006
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Yellowface Yellowface (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.72 — 1,091,902 ratings — published 2023
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Breakfast of Champions Breakfast of Champions (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.06 — 282,749 ratings — published 1973
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Thank You for Smoking Thank You for Smoking (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.94 — 13,249 ratings — published 1994
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Slaughterhouse-Five Slaughterhouse-Five (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.10 — 1,501,902 ratings — published 1969
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Post Office Post Office (ebook)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.92 — 141,339 ratings — published 1971
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The Art of War The Art of War (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.94 — 583,067 ratings — published -500
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation My Year of Rest and Relaxation (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.59 — 587,581 ratings — published 2018
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The Handmaid's Tale The Handmaid's Tale (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 2,483,874 ratings — published 1985
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #1) Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.98 — 795,042 ratings — published 2007
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Cat’s Cradle Cat’s Cradle (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.15 — 442,335 ratings — published 1963
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Lord of the Flies Lord of the Flies (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.70 — 3,248,267 ratings — published 1954
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Maxims Maxims (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.03 — 4,471 ratings — published 1665
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.20 — 787,220 ratings — published 1962
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American Psycho American Psycho (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.80 — 371,091 ratings — published 1991
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The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.05 — 11,143 ratings — published 1911
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The Bell Jar The Bell Jar (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.04 — 1,261,418 ratings — published 1963
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Less Than Zero Less Than Zero (Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.62 — 103,347 ratings — published 1985
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Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1) Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.50 — 691,733 ratings — published 1995
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Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3) Last Argument of Kings (The First Law, #3)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 4.37 — 207,099 ratings — published 2008
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Hollywood Hollywood (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 2 times as cynical)
avg rating 3.81 — 27,955 ratings — published 1989
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Eileen Eileen (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.56 — 133,031 ratings — published 2015
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This Will Be Fun (This Will Be, #1) This Will Be Fun (This Will Be, #1)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.37 — 8,305 ratings — published 2024
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Famous Famous (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.35 — 7,341 ratings — published 2010
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I'm Glad My Mom Died I'm Glad My Mom Died (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.43 — 1,542,125 ratings — published 2022
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Vigil Vigil (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.48 — 15,265 ratings — published 2026
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Mania Mania (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.67 — 5,078 ratings — published 2024
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Firsts Are Always Messy (Firsts Series Book 1) Firsts Are Always Messy (Firsts Series Book 1)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.16 — 658 ratings — published
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The Easter Parade The Easter Parade (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.03 — 10,940 ratings — published 1976
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Silent Flames (Dark & Silent Night, #4) Silent Flames (Dark & Silent Night, #4)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.11 — 5,270 ratings — published 2025
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The Humiliated Wife: A Husband's Betrayal & Grovel The Humiliated Wife: A Husband's Betrayal & Grovel (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.75 — 3,644 ratings — published
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Américana Américana (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.40 — 6,580 ratings — published 1971
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The Prince The Prince (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.84 — 389,495 ratings — published 1532
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Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3) Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.46 — 319,289 ratings — published 2023
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The Crying of Lot 49 The Crying of Lot 49 (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.69 — 99,533 ratings — published 1966
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Бураттини. Фашизм прошел Бураттини. Фашизм прошел (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 3.49 — 85 ratings — published 2011
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조금은 삐딱한 세계사: 유럽편 조금은 삐딱한 세계사: 유럽편 (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 4.00 — 1 rating — published
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ذكريات سمين سابق ذكريات سمين سابق
by (shelved 1 time as cynical)
avg rating 2.90 — 1,506 ratings — published 2005
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Richard Kadrey
“The universe is a meat grinder and we're just pork in designer shoes, keeping busy so we can pretend we're not all headed for the sausage factory. Maybe I've been hallucinating this whole time and there is no Heaven and Hell. Instead of having to choose between God and the devil, maybe our only real choice comes down to link or patty?”
Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead

“To all the boys, for when you become men: you'll leave women all throughout your life because they're holding you back, and even after she's gone she'll still weigh you down. To all the women: stay away from us men. We don't know anything about you, despite what we try to convince you of.”
Dave Matthes, Paradise City

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