Viagra Quotes

Quotes tagged as "viagra" (showing 1-7 of 8)
“...there's an impotency Viagra can't touch - the inability of a man to speak ...”
John Geddes, A Familiar Rain

Christopher Moore
“That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information."

"Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?”
Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A.T. Hicks
“Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight.”
A.T. Hicks, Peaches and the Gambler

Tyler Knight
“Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it.”
Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life

Deyth Banger
“I know that
On the store there is real
And fake

Viagra.... both can kill youx don't worry about that problem.”
Deyth Banger

Brendan Lawley
“I think you may have taken a different drug to your buddies, though,’ Naya says, and points at the bulging mound in my crotch. ‘You’re a bit too young for the blue pill.”
Brendan Lawley, Bonesland