Bonesland Quotes

“Erroneous verbosity is contagious.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“Lads, I forgot to tell you. Naya don’t like good music because she’s a feminist.’
‘What’s a feminist?’ Tyse asks.
‘It’s like a chick who blames all of her mental problems on dudes,’ Jimmy explains. ‘But not even on specific dudes, just, like, the idea of dudes. It’s fucked up. And it’s ironic, cos feminists usually look like dudes themselves.’
‘But Naya doesn’t look like a dude.’
‘Aww, thanks Tyse,’ Naya says. ‘James has given you a horribly inaccurate definition of a feminist, but he has ably demonstrated why we exist. Unfortunately, he’s not the only entitled male with no respect for women.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“Damn right!’ Jimmy clicks his fingers. ‘That’s right, Bonesy. It’s like how I’m not arrogant, I really am just that good. I’m special.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“Parents seem to collect pain. They never seem to get rid of the original complaints completely, they just get new ones that become more urgent. It’s kind of like Tetris. When you’re young you can make the shapes slip in right and tight and they make a line, then disappear. But when you get old, the shit comes at you faster and faster and you can’t stop it stacking up. Then your grid’s full and you’re finished.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“Your pussy is a fruit that I wanna juice
Your pussy is a fruit that I wanna juice, yeah
Put the molly in the booty, girl, we turning up tonight
Cos that pussy is a smoothie it know how to do me right.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“This is life--you win some, you lose most. You mostly lose.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“Anywhere can be dangerous. Get yourself a vagina for a day, B, and then we can talk.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“This doesn't feel real. It feels like, I don't know. Like I'm not me for a minute, but I am me? Like I have a clearer view of everything.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“Honestly, though, it's getting lonely being stuck in the middle.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“Time heals small wounds.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“You win some, you lose most. But you do win some.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“I think you may have taken a different drug to your buddies, though,’ Naya says, and points at the bulging mound in my crotch. ‘You’re a bit too young for the blue pill.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland