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Quotes About Lazy

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Jarod Kintz
“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Diana Wynne Jones
“Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet.
"I'm dying of boredom," Howl said pathetically. "Or maybe just dying.”
Diana Wynne Jones, Howl's Moving Castle

Jarod Kintz
“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Anthony Robbins
“People are not lazy, they simply have impotent goals..that is..goals that do not inspire them.”
Anthony Robbins

Michel Faber
“A single day spent doing things which fail to nourish the soul is a day stolen, mutilated, and discarded in the gutter of destiny.”
Michel Faber, The Crimson Petal and the White

Jarod Kintz
“Hoping to get a head start on the next day, I eat breakfast the night before. That way I can sleep in until two in the afternoon.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Stay away from lazy parasites, who perch on you just to satisfy their needs, they do not come to alleviate your burdens, hence, their mission is to distract, detract and extract, and make you live in abject poverty.”
Michael Bassey Johnson

“There are no ugly women, only lazy ones”
Helena Rubinstein

Nicholas Sparks
“You gotta know when to be lazy. Done correctly, it's an art form that benefits everyone.”
Nicholas Sparks, The Choice
tags: art, lazy

Jarod Kintz
“I’m a master of encouragement. Why should I do work myself when the price of getting others to do it for me is as cheap as cheering them on?”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

David Sedaris
“but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.”
David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Jarod Kintz
“When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead. 
”
Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Ziad K. Abdelnour
“I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it.”
Ziad K. Abdelnour, Economic Warfare: Secrets of Wealth Creation in the Age of Welfare Politics

Jarod Kintz
“The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work your boss asked of you today. Wait, that’s not right. Sorry, I’m thinking like a government employee again.”
Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Charles Baudelaire
“Abolishers of the soul (materialists) are necessarily abolishers of hell, they, certainly, are interested. At all events, they are people who fear to live again--lazy people.”
Charles Baudelaire, Intimate Journals

Jarod Kintz
“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do mine too?”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Jarod Kintz
“If people lived to be a thousand years old, there’d be extreme inequality, based not on class like now, but on genetics. Think how far behind unmotivated and lazy people lag now after only 65 years on earth, and then multiply that by 15.
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Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Harriet Beecher Stowe
“Humankind above all is lazy.”
Harriet Beecher Stowe

Jarod Kintz
“A brick could make everything better for me. Now, if I could only find a way to get my hands on one. But it’s a silly dream, because I don’t have the ambition to get out from under my blanket and go out and grab the very thing I most desire. 
”
Jarod Kintz, A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

Criss Jami
“It's easy to make a mess when you're not the one who has to clean it up.”
Criss Jami, Killosophy

Jarod Kintz
“I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition is brainy. When the two masters fight it out, guess who wins? That’s right, the slaves do.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

Israelmore Ayivor
“When you are fired because of laziness, dare to fire back with the spirit of enthusiasm. Rise up at the same time and at the same place that you have fallen. You can’t give up!”
Israelmore Ayivor, Daily Drive 365

Jarod Kintz
“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. Maybe that’s why I’m poor, because every pore on my body is dry.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“On my tombstone, I want this inscription: Here lies Jarod Kintz. In life he was lazy, but these days he’s just daisies.”
Jarod Kintz, If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Jarod Kintz
“I like TV shows that motivate me to want to improve my life, as I sit listless on the sofa hour after hour, night after night. My desire to self-actualize grows with my waistline. If I keep eating junk food alone on my couch, maybe my true love will find me—and find me desirable.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“I always like to see people working. Makes me feel good because I’m not.”
Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise

Jarod Kintz
“I’m not getting fat and lazy. I’ve always been lazy. C’mon, I’m American!”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

Jarod Kintz
“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
tags: ass, humor, lazy

Jarod Kintz
“I train for the winning moments, hoping all those seconds off the clock will lead to firsts. I train for seconds, that’s all—not even a cumulative minute—and that’s why I only ever earn seconds. Still, I’d rather have time and silver than gold and sweat.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

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